Hide in dark pretending no one in. Do it every year, got it down to a fine art form now
Same mate
I refuse to be mugged on my own doorstep!
Luckily I live way out in the sticks so I don't have to bother with their half assed attempts to get chocolate and sweets.
I remember when I lived in town leading up to bonfire night I got a knock at the door and I answered it to two hoodied wee erseholes. The conversation went:
"penny for the guy"
"where's the guy"
"we don't huv wan"
"see yeez later"
http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/puking_pumpkins-02-560x373.jpg
https://twitter.com/rossiterloyal/status/792802295515840517
https://twitter.com/timsjakey/status/792998909106917376
Hector
Thats quite good mate
Bluebell
Couldn't do that with a turnip.
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True mate,
Couple of years ago the door was constant,the wife had bought loadsa sweets and put them all in nice wee bags,the weans were happy with that,then we run out and I answered the door hof cut,yer too late kids sorry! So instead of feeling like a cant I gave them a couple of quid,before the door was shut I hear them tell their pals knock at his hoose he will give you money,was like an Atm that night,the year after we were morer prepared with xtra sweets,and low and behold nae cant knocked! That was it for me from then till now,fook um their getting nothing
laxative sweets. they never come back
I'm up north today, staying in inverurie, nice and peaceful
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Brussels sprouts dipped in chocolate
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posted on 31/10/16
Hide in dark pretending no one in. Do it every year, got it down to a fine art form now
posted on 31/10/16
Same mate
I refuse to be mugged on my own doorstep!
posted on 31/10/16
Luckily I live way out in the sticks so I don't have to bother with their half assed attempts to get chocolate and sweets.
I remember when I lived in town leading up to bonfire night I got a knock at the door and I answered it to two hoodied wee erseholes. The conversation went:
"penny for the guy"
"where's the guy"
"we don't huv wan"
"see yeez later"
posted on 31/10/16
http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/puking_pumpkins-02-560x373.jpg
posted on 31/10/16
https://twitter.com/rossiterloyal/status/792802295515840517
https://twitter.com/timsjakey/status/792998909106917376
posted on 31/10/16
Laudrup
posted on 31/10/16
Hector
Thats quite good mate
posted on 31/10/16
Bluebell
Couldn't do that with a turnip.
posted on 31/10/16
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posted on 31/10/16
True mate,
Couple of years ago the door was constant,the wife had bought loadsa sweets and put them all in nice wee bags,the weans were happy with that,then we run out and I answered the door hof cut,yer too late kids sorry! So instead of feeling like a cant I gave them a couple of quid,before the door was shut I hear them tell their pals knock at his hoose he will give you money,was like an Atm that night,the year after we were morer prepared with xtra sweets,and low and behold nae cant knocked! That was it for me from then till now,fook um their getting nothing
posted on 31/10/16
Silver,
Ffs
posted on 31/10/16
laxative sweets. they never come back
posted on 31/10/16
I'm up north today, staying in inverurie, nice and peaceful
posted on 31/10/16
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posted on 31/10/16
Brussels sprouts dipped in chocolate
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