comment by enlightened hippo - i got mou babe (U1301)
posted 1 minute ago
i have never had the problem of ejaculating too early, quite the opposite.

you guys should try constantly worrying about your future job prospects during s ex, it does wonders for how long you can last
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I prefer the 'name the starting 11 for each team in the premier league' technique.

Almost got to Kieron Gibbs the other night.

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or i'd suggest a carrot or candle up the bum whilst getting to know yourself better.. that's where a mans g spo is aparrently... that way if your bird isnt kinky and doesnt wanna finger you poopshoot, its less pleasureable and you'll last longer... or so ive heard

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comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by enlightened hippo - i got mou babe (U1301)
posted 1 minute ago
i have never had the problem of ejaculating too early, quite the opposite.

you guys should try constantly worrying about your future job prospects during s ex, it does wonders for how long you can last
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I prefer the 'name the starting 11 for each team in the premier league' technique.

Almost got to Kieron Gibbs the other night.
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Which Arsenal centre back made you blow your load?

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - where my muthaf'king dominoes at (U2958)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by enlightened hippo - i got mou babe (U1301)
posted 1 minute ago
i have never had the problem of ejaculating too early, quite the opposite.

you guys should try constantly worrying about your future job prospects during s ex, it does wonders for how long you can last
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I prefer the 'name the starting 11 for each team in the premier league' technique.

Almost got to Kieron Gibbs the other night.
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Which Arsenal centre back made you blow your load?
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He went from the keeper to the left back, never made it to the CBs.

comment by Mike (U1170)
posted 4 seconds ago
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - where my muthaf'king dominoes at (U2958)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by enlightened hippo - i got mou babe (U1301)
posted 1 minute ago
i have never had the problem of ejaculating too early, quite the opposite.

you guys should try constantly worrying about your future job prospects during s ex, it does wonders for how long you can last
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I prefer the 'name the starting 11 for each team in the premier league' technique.

Almost got to Kieron Gibbs the other night.
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Which Arsenal centre back made you blow your load?
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He went from the keeper to the left back, never made it to the CBs.
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Nonsense. The left back is the least significant of all the defenders - nobody would start there.

It was Mertesacker. The fourth syllable was a bridge too far...

comment by Spurtle2 (U1608)
posted 1 hour, 27 minutes ago
Because he's a rich footballer?
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Bingo!

I don't know the girl but something tells me if he worked in a call centre and approached her in a bar, she'd not give him time of day.

comment by just plain old Dunc (U11713)
posted 1 hour, 14 minutes ago
maybe fo you busby, but im not a two pumps and a squirt type of guy
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Get the job done before you get to the fun stuff.

Then they don't care

comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 18 hours, 52 minutes ago
comment by enlightened hippo - i got mou babe (U1301)
posted 1 minute ago
i have never had the problem of ejaculating too early, quite the opposite.

you guys should try constantly worrying about your future job prospects during s ex, it does wonders for how long you can last
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I prefer the 'name the starting 11 for each team in the premier league' technique.

Almost got to Kieron Gibbs the other night.
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like.

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - where my muthaf'king dominoes at (U2958)
posted 18 hours, 43 minutes ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by enlightened hippo - i got mou babe (U1301)
posted 1 minute ago
i have never had the problem of ejaculating too early, quite the opposite.

you guys should try constantly worrying about your future job prospects during s ex, it does wonders for how long you can last
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I prefer the 'name the starting 11 for each team in the premier league' technique.

Almost got to Kieron Gibbs the other night.
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Which Arsenal centre back made you blow your load?
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I'm surprised that he managed to get through the whole of AFC Bournemouth tbf

comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 18 hours, 52 minutes ago
comment by enlightened hippo - i got mou babe (U1301)
posted 1 minute ago
i have never had the problem of ejaculating too early, quite the opposite.

you guys should try constantly worrying about your future job prospects during s ex, it does wonders for how long you can last
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I prefer the 'name the starting 11 for each team in the premier league' technique.

Almost got to Kieron Gibbs the other night.
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I usually recite past England teams in my head to keep the wolf from the door.

I did make the mistake once of thinking about the Euro 96 team. Seaman all over the box within the first few minutes.

Badum tsh.

comment by Jermaine Pedant (U1145)
posted 3 hours, 30 minutes ago
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - where my muthaf'king dominoes at (U2958)
posted 18 hours, 43 minutes ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by enlightened hippo - i got mou babe (U1301)
posted 1 minute ago
i have never had the problem of ejaculating too early, quite the opposite.

you guys should try constantly worrying about your future job prospects during s ex, it does wonders for how long you can last
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I prefer the 'name the starting 11 for each team in the premier league' technique.

Almost got to Kieron Gibbs the other night.
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Which Arsenal centre back made you blow your load?
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I'm surprised that he managed to get through the whole of AFC Bournemouth tbf
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Not as surprised as my girlfriend was.

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comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 18 hours, 31 minutes ago
comment by Jermaine Pedant (U1145)
posted 3 hours, 30 minutes ago
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - where my muthaf'king dominoes at (U2958)
posted 18 hours, 43 minutes ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by enlightened hippo - i got mou babe (U1301)
posted 1 minute ago
i have never had the problem of ejaculating too early, quite the opposite.

you guys should try constantly worrying about your future job prospects during s ex, it does wonders for how long you can last
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I prefer the 'name the starting 11 for each team in the premier league' technique.

Almost got to Kieron Gibbs the other night.
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Which Arsenal centre back made you blow your load?
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I'm surprised that he managed to get through the whole of AFC Bournemouth tbf
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Not as surprised as my girlfriend was.
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