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What a ludicrous idea. Bolt wouldn't be able to cut it in the Conference North ffs

He'd make Bebe look like Pele.

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We can also pair Serge from Kasabian and Mark Wright up front for league cup games.

He runs for 9 odd seconds.. every couple of days. Hes not a footballer.

Be great to see him at Man Utd. Fits right in to their squad at the moment.

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Can I vote 6 stars - as this is the most reeeetarded thing I've read on the internet

Hi rap

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comment by THUDD (U1029)
posted 1 hour, 11 minutes ago
Can I vote 6 stars - as this is the most reeeetarded thing I've read on the internet
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I beg to differ. Go have a read of Redinthehead's posts on this thread.

http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/356585

Bolt is far too slow for football (serious comment)

It’s like saying a jumbo yet would be good on a go kart track. Yes it can reach high speeds if given space to get up to speed in a straight line, but it takes ages to accelarate and has poor agility and not to even mention the pilot doesn’t even have any race experience and has no idea how to drive a go kart. So should a pilot who only knows how to fly planes, drive round a go kart track in a jumbo jet? I think yes because it will be funny. AND CASH!!!!!11

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comment by Eric_the_king (SE85) (U21241)
posted 7 hours, 17 minutes ago
He'd make Bebe look like Pele.


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Bring him on for corners. Fairly tall like. Sure we don't have a big lump of a player who's only useful foMAROUANE FELLAINI! Knew we had one.

Pass.