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The obvious solution is a set of bathroom weighing scales each.....
...The only question is 'How big are your balls?'
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MarzipanDildos
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Make it just the one double ended, they could unwrap it from each end.
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MarzipanDildos
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I read that out loud in the office
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comment by Sir Robert Paisley says 'Bend jam in wood - Burns so good' (U3823)
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...The only question is 'How big are your balls?'
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As big as golf balls
Is that the 'executive's desktop golf game' version ?
I brought a girl some nipple tassels and a bottle of lambrini once for the ultimate secret santa night in.
She was horrified. I laughed.
Although it slightly exceeds £10, the crushing disappointment of opening this would probably make up for the monetary loss:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/STEVE-McFADDEN-Canvas-Signed-Artist/dp/B003BRMKDO
(A friend of mine bought this recently for his work secret santa)
2 x 2017 calendars full of fit girls, unless they are lesbians, then fit men.
Big Mamma House Part 1 and 2
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Quarter bottle vodka, travel size Kleenex, lube, pawno dvd, snickers, all in a box for a lonely Saturday night at home
Get them some sort of gift voucher for a tenner. Usually works well as women love shopping and spending money on usless stuff don't they? Mid 20's would usually shop at the likes of Asos, River Island, Next - that sort of thing. Unless they like Primark
Is it pronounced "pre" mark or "pry" mark?
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We always said pre-mark in Belfast
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posted 35 minutes ago
Why?
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I have to read out loud on a Monday as my brain doesn't work until Tuesday's
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Slippers
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The obvious solution is a set of bathroom weighing scales each.....
posted on 28/11/16
...The only question is 'How big are your balls?'
posted on 28/11/16
comment by Galvs. (U10415)
posted 7 minutes ago
MarzipanDildos
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Make it just the one double ended, they could unwrap it from each end.
posted on 28/11/16
comment by Galvs. (U10415)
posted 9 minutes ago
MarzipanDildos
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I read that out loud in the office
posted on 28/11/16
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posted on 28/11/16
comment by Sir Robert Paisley says 'Bend jam in wood - Burns so good' (U3823)
posted 50 seconds ago
...The only question is 'How big are your balls?'
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As big as golf balls
posted on 28/11/16
Is that the 'executive's desktop golf game' version ?
posted on 28/11/16
I brought a girl some nipple tassels and a bottle of lambrini once for the ultimate secret santa night in.
She was horrified. I laughed.
posted on 28/11/16
Although it slightly exceeds £10, the crushing disappointment of opening this would probably make up for the monetary loss:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/STEVE-McFADDEN-Canvas-Signed-Artist/dp/B003BRMKDO
(A friend of mine bought this recently for his work secret santa)
posted on 28/11/16
2 x 2017 calendars full of fit girls, unless they are lesbians, then fit men.
posted on 28/11/16
Big Mamma House Part 1 and 2
posted on 28/11/16
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posted on 28/11/16
Quarter bottle vodka, travel size Kleenex, lube, pawno dvd, snickers, all in a box for a lonely Saturday night at home
posted on 28/11/16
Get them some sort of gift voucher for a tenner. Usually works well as women love shopping and spending money on usless stuff don't they? Mid 20's would usually shop at the likes of Asos, River Island, Next - that sort of thing. Unless they like Primark
posted on 28/11/16
Is it pronounced "pre" mark or "pry" mark?
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Pry-mark
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Keep it clean he says
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We always said pre-mark in Belfast
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comment by Galvs. (U10415)
posted 35 minutes ago
Why?
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I have to read out loud on a Monday as my brain doesn't work until Tuesday's
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