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Would you bang an alien?

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posted on 7/12/16

'Bit off topic'

Really? Until then I thought this was definitely football related

comment by Tu Meke (U3732)

posted on 7/12/16

It was tongue in cheek

Now answer the question

comment by Tu Meke (U3732)

posted on 7/12/16

some of you star trek nerds must have an opinion here too.

don't worry, it's a safe place

posted on 7/12/16

I'm trying to get this multiboarded, especially to the Pool board. Scouse basically as close as you'd get to humanoid aliens so their perspective is needed.

soccer?lol.

posted on 7/12/16

I've been in a committed relationship with the alien mum from 'Mac and Me' for over 8 years. The s3x is overrated tbh.

posted on 7/12/16

comment by vidicthelegend VIVA LA REVOLUTION (U8735)
posted 17 seconds ago
'Bit off topic'

Really? Until then I thought this was definitely football related
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I was about to post the same

Anyway, back to the OP...

Are we talking strictly humanoid aliens here? Otherwise, it'd be kind of like bestiality wouldn't it?

I would most certainly not attempt to fight off the Scarlett Johansson alien in Under the Skin. Certain death, yes, but with a pretty big smile on your face.

posted on 7/12/16

Are we talking male or female? What if aliens don't have genders?

Regardless, the answer is yes.

posted on 7/12/16

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 1 minute ago
Are we talking male or female? What if aliens don't have genders?

Regardless, the answer is yes.
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posted on 7/12/16

One of these was confirmed as being human:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/fd/e2/8a/fde28a514b8f2a83be51168311aad320.jpg

Coincidentally the only one I would not bang.

posted on 7/12/16

Hole: "Would you like to have sexx, Ivan?"

Ivan: "The answer is yes."

posted on 7/12/16

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posted on 7/12/16

comment by rossobianchi says WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! (U17054)
posted 9 seconds ago
Hole: "Would you like to have sexx, Ivan?"

Ivan: "The answer is yes."
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I'd have my trousers down before they were finished the question

posted on 7/12/16

comment by Lexington Sanchez 125.2 (U8879)
posted 28 seconds ago
One of these was confirmed as being human:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/fd/e2/8a/fde28a514b8f2a83be51168311aad320.jpg

Coincidentally the only one I would not bang.
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Not the one on the right, I'm guessing.

posted on 7/12/16

I would smash her loader bay doors in

posted on 7/12/16

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 15 seconds ago
comment by rossobianchi says WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! (U17054)
posted 9 seconds ago
Hole: "Would you like to have sexx, Ivan?"

Ivan: "The answer is yes."
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I'd have my trousers down before they were finished the question
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Fathers of teenage holes everywhere, be warned

posted on 7/12/16

comment by rossobianchi says WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! (U17054)
posted 5 seconds ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 15 seconds ago
comment by rossobianchi says WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! (U17054)
posted 9 seconds ago
Hole: "Would you like to have sexx, Ivan?"

Ivan: "The answer is yes."
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I'd have my trousers down before they were finished the question
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Fathers of teenage holes everywhere, be warned
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Bravely going where no man has been before...

posted on 7/12/16

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posted on 7/12/16

All's fair in love and outer space so its a most definite yes from me

posted on 7/12/16

Fvcked a couple of dragons when I was young so, yeah, why not?

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posted on 7/12/16

comment by Galvz (U10415)
posted 2 minutes ago
Natasha Henstridge in Species
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Gav

posted on 7/12/16

Couldn't tell with the sock in their mouth but possibly.

posted on 7/12/16

would probably waaank off Han Solo tbh

posted on 7/12/16

comment by Lexington Sanchez 125.2 (U8879)
posted 1 minute ago
would probably waaank off Han Solo tbh
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While Chewy is playing the trombone on you?

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