Richie Partridge. I thought he'd make it

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What about John Welsh? He looks like he did to be fair.

Old Welshy managed to grab some old fashioned flute with a work experience girl. Sadly though he graduated from mean green to pipe fairly quickly and it all went downhill from there.

Ah, hence why he is loaned out at Bury. Makes sense cos he was Captain of the reserves for ages. Turned out to be a poor mans Spearing and that means the poor man has no money at all.

Zak Whitbread was Amercian. I'm thinking he had a penchant for good old coke rather than smack and crack. Please advise.

Good knowledge bro. Zak used to mess with coke hardbody although I heard reports that he dabbled with the pipe. It's a shame really. One of my boys used to know Zak and mans was saying that dude got caught up in some BNP drama when he was down at Millwall. He done slept with a BNP chick without knowing and it caused him mad drama.

Well we've all done it.

Last one now but I'm surprised Thomas Ince was sold cos he always looked the business alongside Amoo.

Looks like he smokes weed. Probably blues with a Thai stick mix?? Maybe went old skool with some red seal or something.

Rumours are Ince was on the pipe so Paul aka Dad requested we sell him. Something about darker forces at work trying to capture his son.

Later it turned out Thomas was actually stealing his dad's pipe. Father-son tag teaming the pipe....thats dangerous

2 of Amerikaz most wanted - Tupac and Stig

LAMBO at father-son tag teaming the pipe. What a deadly fusion. COMBO!

Woah, wait. COMBO? You can't just go and re-up the acronyms like that?! We're just getting used to (and using, I've noticed) LAMBO?!

Im really into listening to this new American wrapper buy the name of McHammer. He's mega!!

I used to work with someone called Steve McHammer. Wonder if it's the same guy? He was (well, is) Scottish, but doesn't look anything like the name would suggest - he was a weedy little nerd type, who breathed really loudly through his nose.

Surely with a name like that you should look like a ginger Conan?

Did he wear huge pants?

Never saw him in his pants. He had this weird red cagoule type thing that he wore zipped up right to his chin, even when in the office. When we first met him we assumed it was some sort of 'geek-chic' look, but no, he was just a geek.

LAMBO!