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And then there's the blatant profiteering....

"Prices have also risen, with Lidl's iceberg lettuce up to £1.19 from 42p.
But both Aldi and Lidl have told the BBC their stock levels have not been affected."

good, theres too many vegan cants around

I thought (as well as profiteering/Brexit) the crisis was due to poor weather conditions?

I didn't vote broccoleave

Those European vegetables are dangerous anyway, don't want them coming over here and stealing our dilly ding dilly dos jobs

On July 19, 2014, a German woman died during a cucumber shex romp. Rica Varna, 46, suffocated when her lover left the vegetable in her mouth—and forgot about her. Oliver Dietmann faces a sentence of five years if he is convicted of negligent homicide. Dietmann, 46, admits to putting the cucumber in Varna’s mouth. He explained, “But suddenly, there was smoke coming from the kitchen.” After running to the kitchen, feeding his dog, and smoking a cigarette, Dietmann returned to find Varna unconscious. The autopsy revealed that Varna slipped into a coma after the cucumber cut off airflow. Dietmann claims he tried to remove the vegetable, but it was “too mushy.” Prosecutors believe the four bottles of wine and multiple glasses of schnapps consumed during the rendezvous might have adversely effected the insurance salesman’s judgment. Dietmann revealed that “we often used vegetables because we had no proper dilly ding dilly dos.”

The BBC are mugs anyway

Why isn't there a lettuce mountain ?

subway had lettuce today and they didnt charge me extra

comment by What would Stuart Pearce do? (U3126)
posted 6 minutes ago
I thought (as well as profiteering/Brexit) the crisis was due to poor weather conditions?

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Yes. Compounded by a complete failure by this department.

^ http://ec.europa.eu/info/departments/climate-action_en#latest

I've lost the will to live no tomatoes no Lettuce, HELP I can't stand it anymore.

comment by TCW (U6489)
posted 33 minutes ago

I didn't vote broccoleave
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Feck you all, this was brilliant

According to my vegetable tracker, there will be a high concentration in the Leicester area this Sunday.

Those of an agricultural persuasion will be converging there in droves....

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Sharticle

What is the point of lettuce it doesnt taste of anything? Hope it facks off for good!

comment by TCW (U6489)
posted 8 hours, 43 minutes ago
comment by TCW (U6489)
posted 33 minutes ago

I didn't vote broccoleave
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Feck you all, this was brilliant
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Must have voted romaine, then?

who cares....
vegetables are what food eats.


this message comes courtesy of P.E.T.A
(people eating tasty animals)

OP is telling us he is Lettuce

Its not going to bother the Brexiters anyhow as they don't eat anything that's green.

^ Andy Carrot??

comment by Taggs - I used to be funny (U1183)
posted 24 minutes ago
OP is telling us he is Lettuce
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Thought this was an interesting comment so did some research as I remember 'Lettuce' from the old BBC 606 site. Found this:

http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/1393

And this.....

http://www.ja606.co.uk/articles/viewArticle/257647

I can see how the mention of the "L" word has brought back fond memories Taggs!!!

He got raped daily on BBC606.

comment by RJCanty (U17308)
posted 14 hours, 8 minutes ago
What is the point of lettuce it doesnt taste of anything? Hope it facks off for good!
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