Gabriel Jesus hobbles into the physio room
He goes up to the doctor, gives him 3 nails and he asks:
Can you put me up for the night?
someone has been watching the crow
Gabriel Jesus hobbles into the physio room
He goes up to the doctor, gives him 3 nails and he asks:
Can you put me up for the night?
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Blatantly just googled jesus jokes.
comment by Eric_the_king (SE85) (U21241)
posted 12 seconds ago
Gabriel Jesus hobbles into the physio room
He goes up to the doctor, gives him 3 nails and he asks:
Can you put me up for the night?
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Blatantly just googled jesus jokes.
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Some quality Jesus puns here
Jesus crucified: City man criticised by fans over comments
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 4 seconds ago
Some quality Jesus puns here
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Cheers mate, I try hard you know and it's nice to be recognised every now and then.
Which was your favourite? I liked the whine one personally. Cheers anyway, nice to have a fan.
Good job he wasn't called Mohammed you would all. E getting death threats
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 4 seconds ago
Some quality Jesus puns here
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Cheers mate, I try hard you know and it's nice to be recognised every now and then.
Which was your favourite? I liked the whine one personally. Cheers anyway, nice to have a fan.
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I actually liked the physio nails one best so far, but I'm sure you've got better ammo up your sleeve mate
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 4 seconds ago
Some quality Jesus puns here
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Cheers mate, I try hard you know and it's nice to be recognised every now and then.
Which was your favourite? I liked the whine one personally. Cheers anyway, nice to have a fan.
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The whine one wins it for me
comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 1 minute ago
Good job he wasn't called Mohammed you would all. E getting death threats
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Mohammed Jesus would be a strange choice by his parents tbh
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 4 seconds ago
Some quality Jesus puns here
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Cheers mate, I try hard you know and it's nice to be recognised every now and then.
Which was your favourite? I liked the whine one personally. Cheers anyway, nice to have a fan.
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I actually liked the physio nails one best so far, but I'm sure you've got better ammo up your sleeve mate
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My Brenty comment went unchallenged as well
When do City play Chelsea? Waiting for the Jesus vs Moses jokes...
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 5 seconds ago
forgot about that....
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It'd be awash with jokes - enough to part the sea of puns
Jesus breaks bread with Moses: City and Chelsea stars deep in conversation at final whistle
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 47 seconds ago
Jesus breaks bread with Moses: City and Chelsea stars deep in conversation at final whistle
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Don't forget to include the three wise men from the Herrera failed deal
Good one... not necessarily Herrera linked...
Jesus thanks Three Wise Men for gifts: City star says referee and linesmen made errors in City's favour
Is Jesus an orthodox striker?
Jesus begs for forgiveness after studs-up challenge
Thought he was nailed on to score at Bournemouth!
Sorry SE85 & Robben you are both wrong
#Duncknows
comment by Sat Nav (U18243)
posted 3 minutes ago
Sorry SE85 & Robben you are both wrong
#Duncknows
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HU R U M8?
José was worried about Gabriel Jesus's initial performances and decidd to make a voodoo doll of him. Last night he stuck a first pin into the player's foot.
"Mwa-ha-ha , just you wait till I nail some Mour-in-you!"
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posted on 14/2/17
Gabriel Jesus hobbles into the physio room
He goes up to the doctor, gives him 3 nails and he asks:
Can you put me up for the night?
posted on 14/2/17
someone has been watching the crow
posted on 14/2/17
Gabriel Jesus hobbles into the physio room
He goes up to the doctor, gives him 3 nails and he asks:
Can you put me up for the night?
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Blatantly just googled jesus jokes.
posted on 14/2/17
comment by Eric_the_king (SE85) (U21241)
posted 12 seconds ago
Gabriel Jesus hobbles into the physio room
He goes up to the doctor, gives him 3 nails and he asks:
Can you put me up for the night?
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Blatantly just googled jesus jokes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
posted on 14/2/17
Some quality Jesus puns here
posted on 14/2/17
Jesus crucified: City man criticised by fans over comments
posted on 14/2/17
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 4 seconds ago
Some quality Jesus puns here
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Cheers mate, I try hard you know and it's nice to be recognised every now and then.
Which was your favourite? I liked the whine one personally. Cheers anyway, nice to have a fan.
posted on 14/2/17
Good job he wasn't called Mohammed you would all. E getting death threats
posted on 14/2/17
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 4 seconds ago
Some quality Jesus puns here
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Cheers mate, I try hard you know and it's nice to be recognised every now and then.
Which was your favourite? I liked the whine one personally. Cheers anyway, nice to have a fan.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I actually liked the physio nails one best so far, but I'm sure you've got better ammo up your sleeve mate
posted on 14/2/17
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 4 seconds ago
Some quality Jesus puns here
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Cheers mate, I try hard you know and it's nice to be recognised every now and then.
Which was your favourite? I liked the whine one personally. Cheers anyway, nice to have a fan.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
The whine one wins it for me
posted on 14/2/17
comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 1 minute ago
Good job he wasn't called Mohammed you would all. E getting death threats
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Mohammed Jesus would be a strange choice by his parents tbh
posted on 14/2/17
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 4 seconds ago
Some quality Jesus puns here
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Cheers mate, I try hard you know and it's nice to be recognised every now and then.
Which was your favourite? I liked the whine one personally. Cheers anyway, nice to have a fan.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I actually liked the physio nails one best so far, but I'm sure you've got better ammo up your sleeve mate
----------------------------------------------------------------------
My Brenty comment went unchallenged as well
posted on 14/2/17
When do City play Chelsea? Waiting for the Jesus vs Moses jokes...
posted on 14/2/17
forgot about that....
posted on 14/2/17
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 5 seconds ago
forgot about that....
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It'd be awash with jokes - enough to part the sea of puns
posted on 14/2/17
Jesus breaks bread with Moses: City and Chelsea stars deep in conversation at final whistle
posted on 14/2/17
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 47 seconds ago
Jesus breaks bread with Moses: City and Chelsea stars deep in conversation at final whistle
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't forget to include the three wise men from the Herrera failed deal
posted on 14/2/17
Good one... not necessarily Herrera linked...
Jesus thanks Three Wise Men for gifts: City star says referee and linesmen made errors in City's favour
posted on 14/2/17
Is Jesus an orthodox striker?
posted on 14/2/17
Jesus begs for forgiveness after studs-up challenge
posted on 14/2/17
Where's DavePundit ?
posted on 14/2/17
Thought he was nailed on to score at Bournemouth!
posted on 14/2/17
Sorry SE85 & Robben you are both wrong
#Duncknows
posted on 14/2/17
comment by Sat Nav (U18243)
posted 3 minutes ago
Sorry SE85 & Robben you are both wrong
#Duncknows
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HU R U M8?
posted on 14/2/17
José was worried about Gabriel Jesus's initial performances and decidd to make a voodoo doll of him. Last night he stuck a first pin into the player's foot.
"Mwa-ha-ha , just you wait till I nail some Mour-in-you!"
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