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posted on 14/2/17

Gabriel Jesus hobbles into the physio room

He goes up to the doctor, gives him 3 nails and he asks:

Can you put me up for the night?

posted on 14/2/17

someone has been watching the crow

posted on 14/2/17

Gabriel Jesus hobbles into the physio room

He goes up to the doctor, gives him 3 nails and he asks:

Can you put me up for the night?

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Blatantly just googled jesus jokes.

posted on 14/2/17

comment by Eric_the_king (SE85) (U21241)
posted 12 seconds ago
Gabriel Jesus hobbles into the physio room

He goes up to the doctor, gives him 3 nails and he asks:

Can you put me up for the night?

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Blatantly just googled jesus jokes.
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comment by Prem (U7618)

posted on 14/2/17

Some quality Jesus puns here

posted on 14/2/17

Jesus crucified: City man criticised by fans over comments

posted on 14/2/17

comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 4 seconds ago
Some quality Jesus puns here
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Cheers mate, I try hard you know and it's nice to be recognised every now and then.
Which was your favourite? I liked the whine one personally. Cheers anyway, nice to have a fan.

comment by MBL. (U6305)

posted on 14/2/17

Good job he wasn't called Mohammed you would all. E getting death threats

comment by Prem (U7618)

posted on 14/2/17

comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 4 seconds ago
Some quality Jesus puns here
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Cheers mate, I try hard you know and it's nice to be recognised every now and then.
Which was your favourite? I liked the whine one personally. Cheers anyway, nice to have a fan.
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I actually liked the physio nails one best so far, but I'm sure you've got better ammo up your sleeve mate

posted on 14/2/17

comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 4 seconds ago
Some quality Jesus puns here
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Cheers mate, I try hard you know and it's nice to be recognised every now and then.
Which was your favourite? I liked the whine one personally. Cheers anyway, nice to have a fan.
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The whine one wins it for me

posted on 14/2/17

comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 1 minute ago
Good job he wasn't called Mohammed you would all. E getting death threats
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Mohammed Jesus would be a strange choice by his parents tbh

posted on 14/2/17

comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Prem Kings! Back to the summit with Jose and Zlatan! (U7618)
posted 4 seconds ago
Some quality Jesus puns here
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Cheers mate, I try hard you know and it's nice to be recognised every now and then.
Which was your favourite? I liked the whine one personally. Cheers anyway, nice to have a fan.
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I actually liked the physio nails one best so far, but I'm sure you've got better ammo up your sleeve mate
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My Brenty comment went unchallenged as well

comment by Prem (U7618)

posted on 14/2/17

When do City play Chelsea? Waiting for the Jesus vs Moses jokes...

posted on 14/2/17

forgot about that....

comment by Prem (U7618)

posted on 14/2/17

comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 5 seconds ago
forgot about that....
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It'd be awash with jokes - enough to part the sea of puns

posted on 14/2/17

Jesus breaks bread with Moses: City and Chelsea stars deep in conversation at final whistle

comment by Prem (U7618)

posted on 14/2/17

comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 47 seconds ago
Jesus breaks bread with Moses: City and Chelsea stars deep in conversation at final whistle
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Don't forget to include the three wise men from the Herrera failed deal

posted on 14/2/17

Good one... not necessarily Herrera linked...

Jesus thanks Three Wise Men for gifts: City star says referee and linesmen made errors in City's favour

comment by Prem (U7618)

posted on 14/2/17

Is Jesus an orthodox striker?

posted on 14/2/17

Jesus begs for forgiveness after studs-up challenge

posted on 14/2/17

Where's DavePundit ?

posted on 14/2/17

Thought he was nailed on to score at Bournemouth!

posted on 14/2/17

Sorry SE85 & Robben you are both wrong

#Duncknows

posted on 14/2/17

comment by Sat Nav (U18243)
posted 3 minutes ago
Sorry SE85 & Robben you are both wrong

#Duncknows
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HU R U M8?

posted on 14/2/17

José was worried about Gabriel Jesus's initial performances and decidd to make a voodoo doll of him. Last night he stuck a first pin into the player's foot.

"Mwa-ha-ha , just you wait till I nail some Mour-in-you!"

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