You could have a player with really long hair and use hair gel to create a bucket shaped hair-cut.

Then just flick the ball into the bucket and run in to the goal.

comment by Scruttocks (U19684)
posted 1 minute ago
You could have a player with really long hair and use hair gel to create a bucket shaped hair-cut.

Then just flick the ball into the bucket and run in to the goal.
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The House of Saud has some fecking nerve talking to anyone about 'ethics', the autocratic, repressive, brutal, iniquitous, misogynistic, homophobic, controlling, elitist s.

comment by Scruttocks (U19684)
posted 3 minutes ago
You could have a player with really long hair and use hair gel to create a bucket shaped hair-cut.

Then just flick the ball into the bucket and run in to the goal.
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is it illegal to kick someone in the hair?

If we shaved a bowl into the middle of Fellainis afro, and flicked it up for him he could be a useful player

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comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Scruttocks (U19684)
posted 3 minutes ago
You could have a player with really long hair and use hair gel to create a bucket shaped hair-cut.

Then just flick the ball into the bucket and run in to the goal.
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is it illegal to kick someone in the hair?
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Not if it's unethical hair

Unethical hair is brilliant. My new favourite phrase

I vaguely remember a YouTube clip of a guy having to get a hair cut mid game somewhere in the Middle East not that long ago because it wasn't acceptable.

comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 6 seconds ago
I vaguely remember a YouTube clip of a guy having to get a hair cut mid game somewhere in the Middle East not that long ago because it wasn't acceptable.
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Was it the Saudi Arabia goalkeeper Waleed Abdullah in 2012?

comment by Mike (U1170)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 6 seconds ago
I vaguely remember a YouTube clip of a guy having to get a hair cut mid game somewhere in the Middle East not that long ago because it wasn't acceptable.
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Was it the Saudi Arabia goalkeeper Waleed Abdullah in 2012?
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Superb Mike, I just checked and you are absolutely correct!

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comment by Reddevilsdouble (U12215)
posted 2 minutes ago
Fair play to them for protecting their culture.

Wish Britain had the balls to do the same.
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Imagine what they would make of Pogba

comment by Reddevilsdouble (U12215)
posted 4 minutes ago
Fair play to them for protecting their culture.

Wish Britain had the balls to do the same.
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Fish And Chips are still going mate.

comment by Reddevilsdouble (U12215)
posted 8 minutes ago
Fair play to them for protecting their culture.

Wish Britain had the balls to do the same.
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You go girl

Another great contribution Knee rash.

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Pardon ?

comment by Reddevilsdouble (U12215)
posted 1 minute ago
Another great contribution Knee rash.
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Certainly better than the bait you threw out skip <here fishy fishy fishy>

Joker

comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 1 minute ago
Britain First is it RDD?
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Make Britain Great Again I'd assume

Bait? Get over yourself you clown.

The fack.

A1?

comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 23 seconds ago
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 1 minute ago
Britain First is it RDD?
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Make Britain Great Again I'd assume
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Pardon?