Best bet is to wear a pink shell suit. Gold teeth and an eye patch are optional, but recommended.

Really? imo its pretty facked up for it not to be normal, YOURE AT A FACKING FOOTBALL GAME

Really? imo its pretty facked up for it not to be normal, YOURE AT A FACKING FOOTBALL GAME
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Sorry, i got triggered

Baz I don't know any scousers to borrow a shell suit from, although I do look rather fetching in pink

comment by Adam 'The Interview' Lallana (U20650)
posted 6 seconds ago
Sorry, i got fingered
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What you get up to in your time is up to you, but don't bring your sordid details on here.

comment by JonVeron (U6514)
posted 16 minutes ago
Baz I don't know any scousers to borrow a shell suit from, although I do look rather fetching in pink
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You can borrow mine. I'm quite svelte but luckily it's got an elasticated waste band.

Take a mousetrap or small cat.

It's good in some ways, you can have a drink before hand, a meal. Drinks are not served during the game. I've been a dozen times and was the only supporter.
Good view, no atmosphere.

I meant I was the only United supporter, the others were there on a jolly.
I'm afraid everyone wore suits in the box I was in, straight from work I guess.
It's not better or worse than in the stands,just different.

"Good view, no atmosphere."

At least you get something for the extra money, compared to standard tickets with a poor view, and no atmosphere.

That's the trouble with OT, if you're not in the Stretford, or East stand to a lesser degree, there's no real atmosphere for many "normal" games.

CL knockouts are something else though.
Wish I could be in the United section at away games, always sounds class

"CL knockouts are something else though."

I assume this information was given to you by an ancestor of yours?

One of the experts on Antiques Roadshow found the quote in an old family Bible.

Might I remind you we won it only as recently as 2008 believe it or not?!

I was at the semi final first leg that year vs Arsenal.
Also semi final vs Milan a few years earlier. Both incredible

Hard to believe it was only 9 years ago.

Article mentioning fan's attendance at OT:

Binky - tick
Grated - tick

Evening boys

But where is Pissy Paul? Did he not get the memo?

Just a neighbourly visit.

We're always very happy to see you, of course

comment by Boris 'Inky' Gibson (U5901)
posted 1 hour, 42 minutes ago
Hard to believe it was only 9 years ago.
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Around the same time I started supporting city I believe..

Been in these boxes a good few times. Always feel very awkward when the fans outside turn round to watch replays on the TV's in the box and look at you like you aren't human.

But where is Pissy Paul? Did he not get the memo?

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Injured/getting a hair cut.

"Always feel very awkward when the fans outside turn round to watch replays on the TV's in the box and look at you like you aren't human."

Were you born with the face of a goat? Or a tail?

The face of a tail?

The point that was that they look at you like 'get the fool out my way I want to watch your screen'

comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 2 hours, 25 minutes ago

But where is Pissy Paul? Did he not get the memo?

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Injured/getting a hair cut.
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I was on about the other Pissy Paul