Why not make a dash for cloud cuckoo land...too late it's overpopulated by LVG supporters.

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comment by Cal Neva (U11544)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Firmino Can Karius {Proud owner of the 5 000 000th comment} (U2720)
posted 10 minutes ago
Jump into a pool of cockroaches
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Not a nice way to go though.
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I thought we're trying to survive nuclear warfare

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Back to the drawing board.

I'd move to the Arsenal manager's room. You're bound to survive, no matter what, in there.

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I live near lead mines... Should get some radiation protection from that... On the other hand, food sources will be likely gone... So probably die

At least the scousers wont have lifted the premier league tho... Small victories n all that

I think I'd be able to survive as well for a good while as I live a 1/4 of a mile away from a fair number of slate mines. It's deep enough to avoid the remaining 'landwalker zombies' until we're saved I'm sure.

Imagine the faith of the world was decided by some dudes who turned uranium to steam.

comment by BATTYWACK (U2254)
posted 2 hours, 14 minutes ago
Movie - Cool runnings
Song - I will survive
Meal - bacon egg and chips
Crime - kidnapping Pamala Anderson
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>>Crime - kidnapping Pamala Anderson
What decade do you think it is??

comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 9 minutes ago
I think I'd be able to survive as well for a good while as I live a 1/4 of a mile away from a fair number of slate mines. It's deep enough to avoid the remaining 'landwalker zombies' until we're saved I'm sure.
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Is there a Tesco down the mine?

comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - 2017 joy squids (U2958)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 9 minutes ago
I think I'd be able to survive as well for a good while as I live a 1/4 of a mile away from a fair number of slate mines. It's deep enough to avoid the remaining 'landwalker zombies' until we're saved I'm sure.
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Is there a Tesco down the mine?
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No but there's a Lidl light down there.....

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comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Ji Sung Park's Cousin - 2017 joy squids (U2958)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 9 minutes ago
I think I'd be able to survive as well for a good while as I live a 1/4 of a mile away from a fair number of slate mines. It's deep enough to avoid the remaining 'landwalker zombies' until we're saved I'm sure.
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Is there a Tesco down the mine?
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No but there's a Lidl light down there.....
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outstanding

comment by The Kaiser's Trainers (U5676)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by BATTYWACK (U2254)
posted 2 hours, 14 minutes ago
Movie - Cool runnings
Song - I will survive
Meal - bacon egg and chips
Crime - kidnapping Pamala Anderson
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>>Crime - kidnapping Pamala Anderson
What decade do you think it is??
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comment by Genius_AppleCart_Space_Dude_Featuring_Zorak (..We all got a Chicken-Duck-Woman thing, Waiting for us.) (U19099)
posted 1 hour, 35 minutes ago
Human race is due a extinction.
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With gramma like that you may be correct.

Its grammer you buffon

comment by The Kaiser's Trainers (U5676)
posted 6 minutes ago
Its grammer you buffon
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Hmmmmm.......

.... That's beautiful

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😂

4 mistakes in a 4 word sentence...damn I'm good