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Evening Ace

I would have given it 3 laughs

Imo it's biggest there's less leaks from clubs nowadays that they literally makes stuff up to fill space or they repeat same stuff over and over.

Today sky did a breaking Spurs hold interest in Barkley but are holding out for price to lower.

How exactly is that breaking when they did the same report in June

Hi Hengy

Good comment , lots of reports on the net that we have agreed terms and are just sorting the fee out with Everton prob rubbish though

With the now added social media and what comes with it in independent journalists having their own platform to get info out it become to much and it seems everyone fighting to get it out quicker and are putting out wrong information.

Regards to Barkley I'm pretty sure we'd have everything player side sorted for sometime and it's a case of getting Everton down to a price we are comfortable with

Fans are impatient as well though, the news outlets have to say something new every day which they didn't before

Wouldnt even wipe my arce with the Mirror, let alone read it

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Squid, do you read the GOSSIP column by
Phil McNulty, "the BBC's chief football writer"?
There you can get all the Fake News from all the football writers collected in one place.

I gotta admit they do print an enormous amount of bollexxx.

I read the other day that Dier is set on moving to Utd but is to nice a guy to tell poch he wants to go.

Waaaankers !!!

I get all the rumors on line and never ever pay for any of them.

I do look at the BBC gossip page , gives me something to get annoyed at

comment by Billy The Yidd (U3924)
posted 1 hour, 55 minutes ago
Wouldnt even wipe my arce with the Mirror, let alone read it
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Ever tried to wipe your gary with a newspaper?

Not pretty

comment by HRH King Ledley (U20095)
posted 36 minutes ago
comment by Billy The Yidd (U3924)
posted 1 hour, 55 minutes ago
Wouldnt even wipe my arce with the Mirror, let alone read it
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Ever tried to wipe your gary with a newspaper?

Not pretty

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talking of pretty, try oak leaves when you're out in the fields.

My school bog paper was similar to newspaper. Just rubbed sheit around your crack.

Done leaves when I had a dump in the woods. Similarly little value

My school arce wipe was like tracing paper, and rather uncomfortable around the old sheriffs badge

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Darren lewis is possibly the most clueless journalist out there

comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 10 hours, 14 minutes ago
comment by HRH King Ledley (U20095)
posted 3 hours, 36 minutes ago
comment by Billy The Yidd (U3924)
posted 1 hour, 55 minutes ago
Wouldnt even wipe my arce with the Mirror, let alone read it
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Ever tried to wipe your gary with a newspaper?

Not pretty

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Yep, you can get away with it if you've had a clean dump, but if not then you're in trouble, you just smear your whole arris in excrement like painting Ronseal on a fence. I once found myself in a spot of bother in some armpit boozer, no bog roll in sight but I couldn't just leave it - I'd have had flies following me around for the rest of the day. Had to make a decision between the newspaper I'd been reading on the khaze, or the socks. I went for the socks, even though they were a nice pair of Ted Bakers straight from my Premier League of socks, as opposed to the Championship ones from Next. My mate once smeared faeces all the way up his shirt sleeve in an arrsehole wiping error, spent the whole day in meetings with his jacket on sweating his bollox off and nothing but the smell of his own terd up his hooter - no way was I gonna go down that road.
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I have also had to resort to the emergency sock on one occasion at the airport.

Had come from America where they have decent facilities, and forgot that I was now in England where it is a surprise if they actually have any bog roll at all, and after dropping a dump I had needed on the plane for about 12 hours, I reached over to find the bog roll dispenser empty.

wiped arris with sock and left it in the corner of the cubicle for the cleaner to pick up. next time I bet he adequately stocks the thing.

comment by Ace (U18814)
posted 19 hours, 32 minutes ago
Kane to Chelsea

Ore chance of Mr Chelsea losing 10 stone and admitting to his parents that he's a homosexual.
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As ludicrous as aguero to Chelsea mate

comment by Billy The Yidd (U3924)
posted 14 hours, 17 minutes ago
My school arce wipe was like tracing paper, and rather uncomfortable around the old sheriffs badge
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80's?

comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 4 hours, 29 minutes ago
comment by Billy The Yidd (U3924)
posted 14 hours, 17 minutes ago
My school arce wipe was like tracing paper, and rather uncomfortable around the old sheriffs badge
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80's?
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Yep

comment by Billy The Yidd (U3924)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 4 hours, 29 minutes ago
comment by Billy The Yidd (U3924)
posted 14 hours, 17 minutes ago
My school arce wipe was like tracing paper, and rather uncomfortable around the old sheriffs badge
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80's?
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Yep
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Haha I remember it well dude spread the Muck

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