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Pov
Yes it's a tinpot, pub league where my nan could score a barrowload.......oops sorry, that's our league
comment by Curly 💩 - I'm mumpsimus and I know it.... (U1103)
posted 28 seconds ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 12 seconds ago
comment by Virginia Bhoy (U20868)
posted 16 minutes ago
Curly has left. Rumor was he was getting a coaching player job but nothing happened.
Ginger, you'd honestly rather have Biton in defence rather than Toure'? 😨
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Nowadays mate yes.
A few years ago and not a chance in hell.
Father Time (ath) waits for no man 😂😂
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So you are beeling that I left?
That is pleasing 😀
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I always miss you when you leave 😢
Oh hang on.
Also wrong thread
😂😂😂
Curly
Barrie McKay has just scored for Forest (thinks "how many exclamation marks are appropriate?" )
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Hahahaha
You know I jest. 😉
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Good to hear from ye uncle Tom
We NEED to sign Patrick Roberts
We should offer man city £6.5M for him but give them first option to buy him back for £5M
Ffs I should be Peter lawells fluffer !!!
The last time we played Astana , O'Connell and Ambrose stood up to them
So I wouldn't go buying a central defender or indeed a striker for the sake of one game
We /I just need Patrick
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Anyone ever fcked their Mrs whilst using Viagera ?( Why the fck is via-gera banned)
What did she make of it ?
comment by Curly 💩 - I'm mumpsimus and I know it.' (except on a Wednesday, that is my obstreperous day ) - ITS JIST A BIG CLIQUE N'AT (U1103)
posted 36 seconds ago
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 1 minute ago
Good to hear from ye uncle Tom
We NEED to sign Patrick Roberts
We should offer man city £6.5M for him but give them first option to buy him back for £5M
Ffs I should be Peter lawells fluffer !!!
The last time we played Astana , O'Connell and Ambrose stood up to them
So I wouldn't go buying a central defender or indeed a striker for the sake of one game
We /I just need Patrick
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He does not feel wanted though
You did not even sing a song about him
The poor boy is in a huff
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Curly
You have no idea how right you are
We didn't sing a song for him
If we had he would be itching to return
I blame the green brigade
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 1 minute ago
Off topic
Anyone ever fcked their Mrs whilst using Viagera ?( Why the fck is via-gera banned)
What did she make of it ?
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No but I have used it on other people's Mrs in the past when away on very drunken jollies.
Until one time 🙁
I have one and I'm contemplating using it
Last time I took one I just got hot flushes and a sore head
Partly due to the vegetables up my erse
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 1 minute ago
Off topic
Anyone ever fcked their Mrs whilst using Viagera ?( Why the fck is via-gera banned)
What did she make of it ?
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No but I have used it on other people's Mrs in the past when away on very drunken jollies.
Until one time 🙁
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Haha .. what happened?
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 49 seconds ago
I have one and I'm contemplating using it
Last time I took one I just got hot flushes and a sore head
Partly due to the vegetables up my erse
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Hahaha.
Same kind of thing with me.
Away on a chaps trip and some very unlucky lady is going back to the hotel with me. I'm extremely drunk and ask one of the boys for a couple to see me through the weekend.
Took a half a tablet as that's enough. Nothing.
Took another half. Nothing.
Took the next one. This in the space of about 40 minutes and my face blew up like a fwcking massive red balloon. Massive boner all right but it was as sore as fwck.
My heart almost caved in on the job and had to fake it. Woke up still with a huge boner in the morning but she'd fwcked off. 😂😂😂😂
my real fear is it will role reversal
I'll be lying in bed desperate to get fully satisfied and she will be fast asleep
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stuffing applepines up yer erse
" Hows that Jacqueline? "
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what's uncle Tom like
Always instigating these filth threads
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comment by PointyBear (U8853)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 27 minutes ago
what's uncle Tom like
Always instigating these filth threads
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Just another uncle. One minute it's all 'come and have a sleep over with your cousins', the next it's 'if you tell anyone about this, they'll blame you' and passing you round the other uncles.
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posted on 4/8/17
Pov
Yes it's a tinpot, pub league where my nan could score a barrowload.......oops sorry, that's our league
posted on 4/8/17
comment by Curly 💩 - I'm mumpsimus and I know it.... (U1103)
posted 28 seconds ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 12 seconds ago
comment by Virginia Bhoy (U20868)
posted 16 minutes ago
Curly has left. Rumor was he was getting a coaching player job but nothing happened.
Ginger, you'd honestly rather have Biton in defence rather than Toure'? 😨
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Nowadays mate yes.
A few years ago and not a chance in hell.
Father Time (ath) waits for no man 😂😂
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So you are beeling that I left?
That is pleasing 😀
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I always miss you when you leave 😢
Oh hang on.
Also wrong thread
😂😂😂
posted on 4/8/17
Curly
Barrie McKay has just scored for Forest (thinks "how many exclamation marks are appropriate?" )
posted on 4/8/17
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posted on 4/8/17
Hahahaha
You know I jest. 😉
posted on 4/8/17
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posted on 4/8/17
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posted on 4/8/17
Good to hear from ye uncle Tom
We NEED to sign Patrick Roberts
We should offer man city £6.5M for him but give them first option to buy him back for £5M
Ffs I should be Peter lawells fluffer !!!
The last time we played Astana , O'Connell and Ambrose stood up to them
So I wouldn't go buying a central defender or indeed a striker for the sake of one game
We /I just need Patrick
posted on 4/8/17
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posted on 4/8/17
Off topic
Anyone ever fcked their Mrs whilst using Viagera ?( Why the fck is via-gera banned)
What did she make of it ?
posted on 4/8/17
comment by Curly 💩 - I'm mumpsimus and I know it.' (except on a Wednesday, that is my obstreperous day ) - ITS JIST A BIG CLIQUE N'AT (U1103)
posted 36 seconds ago
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 1 minute ago
Good to hear from ye uncle Tom
We NEED to sign Patrick Roberts
We should offer man city £6.5M for him but give them first option to buy him back for £5M
Ffs I should be Peter lawells fluffer !!!
The last time we played Astana , O'Connell and Ambrose stood up to them
So I wouldn't go buying a central defender or indeed a striker for the sake of one game
We /I just need Patrick
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He does not feel wanted though
You did not even sing a song about him
The poor boy is in a huff
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Curly
You have no idea how right you are
We didn't sing a song for him
If we had he would be itching to return
I blame the green brigade
posted on 4/8/17
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 1 minute ago
Off topic
Anyone ever fcked their Mrs whilst using Viagera ?( Why the fck is via-gera banned)
What did she make of it ?
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No but I have used it on other people's Mrs in the past when away on very drunken jollies.
Until one time 🙁
posted on 4/8/17
I have one and I'm contemplating using it
Last time I took one I just got hot flushes and a sore head
Partly due to the vegetables up my erse
posted on 4/8/17
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 1 minute ago
Off topic
Anyone ever fcked their Mrs whilst using Viagera ?( Why the fck is via-gera banned)
What did she make of it ?
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No but I have used it on other people's Mrs in the past when away on very drunken jollies.
Until one time 🙁
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Haha .. what happened?
posted on 4/8/17
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 49 seconds ago
I have one and I'm contemplating using it
Last time I took one I just got hot flushes and a sore head
Partly due to the vegetables up my erse
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Hahaha.
Same kind of thing with me.
Away on a chaps trip and some very unlucky lady is going back to the hotel with me. I'm extremely drunk and ask one of the boys for a couple to see me through the weekend.
Took a half a tablet as that's enough. Nothing.
Took another half. Nothing.
Took the next one. This in the space of about 40 minutes and my face blew up like a fwcking massive red balloon. Massive boner all right but it was as sore as fwck.
My heart almost caved in on the job and had to fake it. Woke up still with a huge boner in the morning but she'd fwcked off. 😂😂😂😂
posted on 4/8/17
my real fear is it will role reversal
I'll be lying in bed desperate to get fully satisfied and she will be fast asleep
posted on 4/8/17
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posted on 4/8/17
stuffing applepines up yer erse
" Hows that Jacqueline? "
posted on 4/8/17
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posted on 4/8/17
what's uncle Tom like
Always instigating these filth threads
posted on 4/8/17
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posted on 4/8/17
Pmsl
posted on 4/8/17
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posted on 4/8/17
comment by PointyBear (U8853)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted 27 minutes ago
what's uncle Tom like
Always instigating these filth threads
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Just another uncle. One minute it's all 'come and have a sleep over with your cousins', the next it's 'if you tell anyone about this, they'll blame you' and passing you round the other uncles.
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