1 star man come out who ever you are. We can help you at this harrowing time for you. We offer you support

Getting laid helps.

Oh and maybe reporting the school bully would help a fair few of them as well.

When people get as wound up as that over nothing, I always suspect they're not getting laid enough.

So that's what I would suggest.
If they can't find anybody to do it with, they should take a trip to Germany and pay for it. Will calm them down for a little while, at least.

Knocking one out in the mornings helps.

comment by sᴉɥƃuǝlפ (U19365)
posted 1 minute ago
Getting laid helps.

Oh and maybe reporting the school bully would help a fair few of them as well.
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Getting laid makes your hair grow quicker. My bird is rampant at the minute and my nostril hair and toe hair is growing at increasing rates. This may stress them out more as they will need to trim more which is stressful

LAWRO does one to one sessions with spurs fans

Very thoughtful article T Bone. We truly have the best fans in the world. Who else would go out of their way to help rival fans in such a time of stress and worry?

As for my tip, exercise is grate for keeping calm

I am getting worried about our rival fans right now. They seem to be really wound up by our football club. We don't even have to write articles nowadays we have the rent boys, the mancs and the potatoes doing it all day every day for us.
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I laughed.

5*

Taking a long dump stretches out your arrishole for that relaxing feeling.

to be fare the renters have eased off,its the goobers and planks

comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by sᴉɥƃuǝlפ (U19365)
posted 1 minute ago
Getting laid helps.

Oh and maybe reporting the school bully would help a fair few of them as well.
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Getting laid makes your hair grow quicker. My bird is rampant at the minute.
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So how is her beard now then?

How ** long ** is her beard.

Getting laid makes your hair grow quicker.
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Pep's been missing out big time, then

This article is double edged back hand self patting gibberish!

Your club does not interest me in the slightest
It used because you had very good players
These days you're best player is... sulking

Lol

comment by morespurs (U15748)
This article is double edged back hand self patting gibberish!
Your club does not interest me in the slightest
It used because you had very good players
These days you're best player is... sulking
Lol

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Here's moresquirt.

Your club does not interest me in the slightest
It used because you had very good players
These days you're best player is... sulking
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You've come to the right place for advice, morespunk

When you start ranting about something that doesn't interest you in the slightest, it's time to ask yourself if you're relaxed enough.

comment by Wessie Road (The Stalinist Scousification of society) (U10652)
posted 7 minutes ago
Your club does not interest me in the slightest
It used because you had very good players
These days you're best player is... sulking
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You've come to the right place for advice, morespunk

When you start ranting about something that doesn't interest you in the slightest, it's time to ask yourself if you're relaxed enough.
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More squirt
More spunk
More semen

Anything else

moresperm
moregreaves
morebuffoonery
moresht

comment by Wessie Road (The Stalinist Scousification of society) (U10652)
posted 26 minutes ago
Your club does not interest me in the slightest
It used because you had very good players
These days you're best player is... sulking
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You've come to the right place for advice, morespunk

When you start ranting about something that doesn't interest you in the slightest, it's time to ask yourself if you're relaxed enough.
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Even worse when he starts ranting incorrectly about something that doesn't interest him. Worrying sign.

I think we're just all devastated that you got whipped 5-0 and sit 8th with 8 goals conceded.

I think we're just all devastated that you got whipped 5-0 and sit 8th with 8 goals conceded.
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Didn't see anybody who seemed devastated, to be fair.

More histrionic, than devastated. (Not sure I saw you amongst them, either).

OP.

Yeah, rivals don't need to write articles. You are wound up enough for us all

Now now Arouna I left you bitters out of this because you lot are always wound up so it's no change from you lot.

I would offer you some advice but I think you lot are beyond help sorry

comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 7 minutes ago
Now now Arouna I left you bitters out of this because you lot are always wound up so it's no change from you lot.

I would offer you some advice but I think you lot are beyond help sorry
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These kind of articles are a cry for help