It would be a children's book of many pictures but not much detail.

I think it would be a picture book with 3 pages, Lovren and Klavan on the first 2 pages with big red crosses through them and VVD on the 3rd with a halo and love hearts.

'Great Expectations...for the Opposition'

It would have as many pages as Koeman's considering we've conceded the same amount of goals

Would there be a chapter all about how to defend the indefensible with a picture of Suarez?

comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 38 minutes ago
It would have as many pages as Koeman's considering we've conceded the same amount of goals
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No way is that true

comment by Spurtle2 (U1608)
posted 1 hour, 25 minutes ago
'Great Expectations...for the Opposition'
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Our season is basically over. Already, Spurs are too far ahead of us, we'll never catch you up....

comment by TheWhiteWall (U17633)
posted 21 minutes ago
Would there be a chapter all about how to defend the indefensible with a picture of Suarez?
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What's that got to do with Klopp?

Whitewall proving how dense he is yet again. The gift that keeps on giving

comment by TheWhiteWall (U17633)
posted 26 minutes ago
Would there be a chapter all about how to defend the indefensible with a picture of Suarez?
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This comment has as much relevance as your racist fans in Paris and your dodgy ex captain

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T.BONE.and GOOFY.
When has Koeman ever said he could write a book on defending, in 2 hours.
Soft Lads!

sounds like Klopp's writing a Joke Book

comment by U1878 SILKY BLUE (U1878)
posted 10 minutes ago
T.BONE.and GOOFY.
When has Koeman ever said he could write a book on defending, in 2 hours.
Soft Lads!
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And only thick people take every sentence they hear/read, literally. 👍

He was a defender although I think he started out as an attacker.

Makes his management career make sense.

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comment by U1878 SILKY BLUE (U1878)
posted 16 minutes ago
T.BONE.and GOOFY.
When has Koeman ever said he could write a book on defending, in 2 hours.
Soft Lads!
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If your defence was any good I would understand you trying to wum but yours is just as shiiiitte soft lad

The Clowns Guide to defending is available at all good joke shops and LFC merchandising outlets just in time for Christmas.

It's the ideal gift that keeps on giving.

lighten up Shermie

comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 40 minutes ago
comment by U1878 SILKY BLUE (U1878)
posted 16 minutes ago
T.BONE.and GOOFY.
When has Koeman ever said he could write a book on defending, in 2 hours.
Soft Lads!
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If your defence was any good I would understand you trying to wum but yours is just as shiiiitte soft lad
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B b but but we had 6 clean sheets in 7> Fact

I would have thought you would be more worried about your 14th placed team who have already been smashed in your first Europa test with a manager desperately bringing on a player he doesn't want because he's run out of ideas.

Ha ha the bitters have conceded the same as us, playing hideous boring defensive football

comment by CFC: FFP Champions (U20729)
posted 38 minutes ago
comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 40 minutes ago
comment by U1878 SILKY BLUE (U1878)
posted 16 minutes ago
T.BONE.and GOOFY.
When has Koeman ever said he could write a book on defending, in 2 hours.
Soft Lads!
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If your defence was any good I would understand you trying to wum but yours is just as shiiiitte soft lad
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B b but but we had 6 clean sheets in 7> Fact
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Didn't know you support Everton now? I thought you were a Liverpool fan. Coutinho will be happy he doesn't have a stalker anymore.

comment by selbstgerechtein (U7048)
posted 48 minutes ago
Ha ha the bitters have conceded the same as us, playing hideous boring defensive football
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That some going considering they have been playing defensive

Everton and Spurs fans laughing at our disastrous start to the season when we are level with Spurs and ahead of the bitters

comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 2 seconds ago
Everton and Spurs fans laughing at our disastrous start to the season when we are level with Spurs and ahead of the bitters
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Your side have been knocked out of one of the 2 competitions that you have a realistic chance of winning.

All the big sides got through though so even winning the league cup might have proved difficult for you.