3 Lukaku articles in 2 days. Nice to see you've got some new waaank material Robert
comment by Manc Python (U17527)
posted 1 minute ago
3 Lukaku articles in 2 days. Nice to see you've got some new waaank material Robert
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I’ve been his biggest fan for many years. Now he plays for us and is smashing it I have a duty to be smug. Don’t worry, it will pass.
You got the swapped sides video for Lukaku lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3rrci_PHC8
Most of his goals for us so far have been quite ugly other than his 1st vs West Ham.
Not complaining by the way. 10 ugly goals are better 5 screamers and he can get spectacular goals too.
"Watches videos of his games to improve his weaknesses". Faaaack me what striker doesn't do that? Good for him he's got a bunch of coaches telling him what to do and how to improve, doing nothing new
If he scores 40 in all comps this season, I won't care if each and every one of them is an 'ugly goal' (whatever one of those is).
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And he's got a 24 inch coccck
'Rhapsodising' - you do love to see things in polarised terms, Robbert
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 22 minutes ago
'Rhapsodising' - you do love to see things in polarised terms, Robbert
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It makes life more interesting kɒmreɪd
Lukaku is a bit prone to going missing. WIll be interesting to see how things go after the honeymoon period
Who called him a tap in merchant?
no denying Lukaku has improved immensely from Everton to Utd....but then that was inevitable
I think we have the real deal in Morata though...
Real deal....(clever)..
comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted 16 minutes ago
Lukaku is a bit prone to going missing. WIll be interesting to see how things go after the honeymoon period
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All our best players are. He fits right in
comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted 19 minutes ago
Lukaku is a bit prone to going missing. WIll be interesting to see how things go after the honeymoon period
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Then we’ll play Rashford or Ibra if that happens (unlikely though because we have such great service)
You're really oversensitive about Lukaku
comment by RonaldVilliers - Shoogly Pegro! (U21490)
posted 3 minutes ago
You're really oversensitive about Lukaku
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Robb is. He's been banging on about him for years, so now that he's here robb will defend him with his life. He's a fan so somewhat understandable.
Couldn't care less if all he scores is tap ins as long as he keeps scoring them.
People seem to refer to any goal inside the box as tap ins now days.
His header against Moscow, he had his back to goal, turned and played a lovely ball out wide, brushed past his man,and continued his run into the box, got over his marker and headed it in. Tap in.
Jesus has been more of a tap in merchant this year to date, but even then it's more about being lucky to be on the end of nice moves, if it were that easy every striker would become one to boost their tallys.
comment by ManUtdDaredevil (U9612)
posted 48 minutes ago
Who called him a tap in merchant?
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No one ever
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by ManUtdDaredevil (U9612)
posted 48 minutes ago
Who called him a tap in merchant?
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No one ever
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Robert does tend to be opt for melodrama over equanimity.
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by ManUtdDaredevil (U9612)
posted 48 minutes ago
Who called him a tap in merchant?
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No one ever
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I'm amazed as I haven't seen anyone do it
Seex sells. We all know that by now
robb saying he's a tap in merchant is a pre-emptive measure just in case anyone starts calling him that so he can say look I told you
There are only three other players on the planet who could have made that pass to Martial against CSKA. And one of them is dead.
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Lukaku the ‘tap in merchant’
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posted on 28/9/17
3 Lukaku articles in 2 days. Nice to see you've got some new waaank material Robert
posted on 28/9/17
comment by Manc Python (U17527)
posted 1 minute ago
3 Lukaku articles in 2 days. Nice to see you've got some new waaank material Robert
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I’ve been his biggest fan for many years. Now he plays for us and is smashing it I have a duty to be smug. Don’t worry, it will pass.
posted on 28/9/17
You got the swapped sides video for Lukaku lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3rrci_PHC8
posted on 29/9/17
Most of his goals for us so far have been quite ugly other than his 1st vs West Ham.
Not complaining by the way. 10 ugly goals are better 5 screamers and he can get spectacular goals too.
posted on 29/9/17
"Watches videos of his games to improve his weaknesses". Faaaack me what striker doesn't do that? Good for him he's got a bunch of coaches telling him what to do and how to improve, doing nothing new
posted on 29/9/17
If he scores 40 in all comps this season, I won't care if each and every one of them is an 'ugly goal' (whatever one of those is).
posted on 29/9/17
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posted on 29/9/17
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posted on 29/9/17
And he's got a 24 inch coccck
posted on 29/9/17
'Rhapsodising' - you do love to see things in polarised terms, Robbert
posted on 29/9/17
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 22 minutes ago
'Rhapsodising' - you do love to see things in polarised terms, Robbert
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It makes life more interesting kɒmreɪd
posted on 29/9/17
Lukaku is a bit prone to going missing. WIll be interesting to see how things go after the honeymoon period
posted on 29/9/17
Who called him a tap in merchant?
posted on 29/9/17
no denying Lukaku has improved immensely from Everton to Utd....but then that was inevitable
I think we have the real deal in Morata though...
Real deal....(clever)..
posted on 29/9/17
comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted 16 minutes ago
Lukaku is a bit prone to going missing. WIll be interesting to see how things go after the honeymoon period
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All our best players are. He fits right in
posted on 29/9/17
comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted 19 minutes ago
Lukaku is a bit prone to going missing. WIll be interesting to see how things go after the honeymoon period
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Then we’ll play Rashford or Ibra if that happens (unlikely though because we have such great service)
posted on 29/9/17
You're really oversensitive about Lukaku
posted on 29/9/17
comment by RonaldVilliers - Shoogly Pegro! (U21490)
posted 3 minutes ago
You're really oversensitive about Lukaku
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Robb is. He's been banging on about him for years, so now that he's here robb will defend him with his life. He's a fan so somewhat understandable.
Couldn't care less if all he scores is tap ins as long as he keeps scoring them.
posted on 29/9/17
People seem to refer to any goal inside the box as tap ins now days.
His header against Moscow, he had his back to goal, turned and played a lovely ball out wide, brushed past his man,and continued his run into the box, got over his marker and headed it in. Tap in.
Jesus has been more of a tap in merchant this year to date, but even then it's more about being lucky to be on the end of nice moves, if it were that easy every striker would become one to boost their tallys.
posted on 29/9/17
comment by ManUtdDaredevil (U9612)
posted 48 minutes ago
Who called him a tap in merchant?
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No one ever
posted on 29/9/17
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by ManUtdDaredevil (U9612)
posted 48 minutes ago
Who called him a tap in merchant?
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No one ever
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Robert does tend to be opt for melodrama over equanimity.
posted on 29/9/17
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by ManUtdDaredevil (U9612)
posted 48 minutes ago
Who called him a tap in merchant?
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No one ever
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I'm amazed as I haven't seen anyone do it
posted on 29/9/17
Seex sells. We all know that by now
posted on 29/9/17
robb saying he's a tap in merchant is a pre-emptive measure just in case anyone starts calling him that so he can say look I told you
posted on 29/9/17
There are only three other players on the planet who could have made that pass to Martial against CSKA. And one of them is dead.
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