Taking drugs or drinking = misconduct

Having a vvank = being a sexual deviant, who needs help!

Well not drugs, nothing wrong with a paracetamol

comment by Adam 'The Interview' Lallana (U20650)
posted 32 seconds ago
Well not drugs, nothing wrong with a paracetamol
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what if it's a giant line of coke?

comment by Adam 'The Interview' Lallana (U20650)
posted 40 seconds ago
Well not drugs, nothing wrong with a paracetamol
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Not the way you take it!

Surely whoever was snooping under/over the cubicle door is in danger of some kind of wrong doing too?

Unless you were just w@nking in full view near the sinks.

comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 28 seconds ago
comment by Adam 'The Interview' Lallana (U20650)
posted 32 seconds ago
Well not drugs, nothing wrong with a paracetamol
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what if it's a giant line of coke?
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Depends what your chosen profession is doesn’t it?

Police man = not great

Pornstar = equals a good day at the office

comment by Mike (U1170)
posted 54 seconds ago
Surely whoever was snooping under/over the cubicle door is in danger of some kind of wrong doing too?

Unless you were just w@nking in full view near the sinks.
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Especially in the woman’s

how do you get caught ffs, surely you lock the door

Where I work employ contact cleaners for the various bogs and bait rooms around the site, anyhow there's these two skanky cleaners who always come into our bait room, apparently one's a dyke, one of the lads said to the other one once "hasn't she turned you yet?" to which she replied "you're f'kin joking aren't you, with all this cocccck about"

Classy

Maybe the person in the next cubicle didn't appreciate the j izz on their shoe.

Having a debate with a few lads and question came up of what would be worse?

You're in the toilets in work and get caught

A) Drinking
B) Taking drugs
c) Having a big w@nk

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Standard office party surely?

Drugs 1000000%

comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 22 seconds ago
Drugs 1000000%
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Yeah, defo the most fun option

Well obvs the most fun, but you can have a drink at lunch and when the alcohol cart comes round the office. So that is sound.

Taking a w*nk is fine, as grim as it is (not where I work cos the toilets are in a worse condition than the Liverpool Street bogs that Maf is responsible for cleaning)

comment by KLS (U1695)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 28 seconds ago
comment by Adam 'The Interview' Lallana (U20650)
posted 32 seconds ago
Well not drugs, nothing wrong with a paracetamol
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what if it's a giant line of coke?
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Depends what your chosen profession is doesn’t it?

Police man = not great

Pornstar = equals a good day at the office
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Excellent point, well made

You'd be known as the w@nk man if you got caught and didn't leave your job

comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 5 minutes ago
You'd be known as the w@nk man if you got caught and didn't leave your job
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All’s I can think of is Chucky out of Sons of Anarchy

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1 & 2 worst for professional life
3 worst for personal life.

Don't have a boss, so can do all three if I choose....Guess which one I'm doing now?

c) Having a big w@nk

We've all done it

comment by THudd (U1029)
posted 13 minutes ago

c) Having a big w@nk

We've all done it
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Some probably aren't lucky enough to have a big one though.

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