Coke lines.

Old man Wenger last looked out,
On the pitch at the Emirates
After he was finally sacked

I think you've blown this by trying to get people to find a word that rhymes with Emirates.

Doesnt have to rhyme if the tune is right

Old man Wenger last looked out,
On the pitch at the Emirates
where the team lay about
weak and crocked and leaving
Mighty Stoke won last night
on a wet and windy evening
Though the ref helped them
With a late pen-al-ty

Old man Wenger last looked out,
On the pitch at the Emirates......
We were playing spurs at home
what a bunch of degenerates!
Brightly shone Ozil that night,
though the ref was cruel
spreading through balls all about
Making spurs look fooo-ooo-els.

comment by Tyke (U9181)
posted 1 hour, 28 minutes ago
Old man Wenger last looked out,
On the pitch at the Emirates......
We were playing spurs at home
what a bunch of degenerates!
Brightly shone Ozil that night,
though the ref was cruel
spreading through balls all about
Making spurs look fooo-ooo-els.
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I prefer yours to mine

Cheers

Old man Wenger last looked out...

...And claimed he did not see the incident in question.

Old man Wenger last looked out,
On the pitch at the Emirates......
The yoofs were playing
A bunch of no talent degenerates
Wneger cocked his gun and pulled the trigger,
killed a nigga,
oh sh!t it was Diaby,
couldn't recognise him he got a bit flabby
must be all the injuries
Wenger's willy felt a bit tingly
so he grabbed his ballsack
tittyfcked a hooker and spunked on her rack
pulled up his y fronts and left a fat stack
of cash, 3-4-3 all out attack
but we still suck cos Xhaka's cack
Return to sender and get your money back