Watch out, Chelsea will not be playing with two Hazards!

Will now be playing with 2 Hazards!

Morespunk you bloody buffoon, you can't get anything right!

Morespurs is such a doughnut

comment by Mr Chelsea - Flustrated (U3579)
posted 2 minutes ago
Morespunk you bloody buffoon, you can't get anything right!
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Conte is getting everything right

Carroll

Paying for Carroll twice

comment by ＴＬＬＬ ★ (U4640)
posted 1 minute ago
Paying for Carroll twice
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This...totally embarrassing

H8ters gonna h8, Carroll's gonna be gr8..

Carroll has his heart set on Chelsea as well

What if the Paris rumours are bull, and Fellaini is signing for you as well?

Would you say he's an upgrade on Bakayoko?

comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 4 hours, 2 minutes ago
Carroll has his heart set on Chelsea as well

What if the Paris rumours are bull, and Fellaini is signing for you as well?

Would you say he's an upgrade on Bakayoko?
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Too far, killed it

comment by Randomer - Don Antonio's Premier League Champions (U5245)
posted 5 hours, 29 minutes ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 4 hours, 2 minutes ago
Carroll has his heart set on Chelsea as well

What if the Paris rumours are bull, and Fellaini is signing for you as well?

Would you say he's an upgrade on Bakayoko?
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Too far, killed it
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Clearly.
Ironside would be an upgrade on Bakayoko.

comment by Biglaa (U5954)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Randomer - Don Antonio's Premier League Champions (U5245)
posted 5 hours, 29 minutes ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 4 hours, 2 minutes ago
Carroll has his heart set on Chelsea as well

What if the Paris rumours are bull, and Fellaini is signing for you as well?

Would you say he's an upgrade on Bakayoko?
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Too far, killed it
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Clearly.
Ironside would be an upgrade on Bakayoko.
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Ivor the boneless would be an upgrade

comment by ＴＬＬＬ ★ (U4640)
posted 11 hours, 50 minutes ago
Paying for Carroll twice
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If he signs, the pie will be most humble

Andy Carroll

What does this message convey to the wonderful talented youth who Chelsea have got on their books but who haven't got a cat in hells chance of ever playing for the team?

Now I can see why Rhian and Dominik refused to stay with you.

If there is a sell-on fee, then in the circumstances, I would suggest that Liverpool Footbsll Club waives the fee.

Purely out of sympathy.