Lads I’m stood two meters from David Walliams, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and Simon Cowell.

Snog, Marry, Kill or Avoid. Go!

Just headbut Cowell

Totally snog Cowell.

comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 2 minutes ago
Totally snog Cowell.
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He’s looking rough tibight

Tonight* even and he’s surrounded by three gooon bodyguards Earl

comment by Big Shaq (U11781)
posted less than a minute ago
Tonight* even and he’s surrounded by three gooon bodyguards Earl
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He would lick his own a hole if he could

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Any decent links?

Big, how on earth do you know ? Three out of four could introduce themselves and I wouldn't know who they are. And the one I do know I don't want to.

With the botox, Cuban heals, massive v-neck with that chest carpet on display, how could he?

comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted about a minute ago
Big, how on earth do you know ? Three out of four could introduce themselves and I wouldn't know who they are. And the one I do know I don't want to.
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I’m working with them mate

DEAL DONE: Former Manchester United legend Bebé has joined Rayo Vallecano on loan from Eibar. (Source: @RayoVallecano)

Legend signing

Got Better hoping Kane gets injured not much of an England supporter then. With the WC starting in a few months and wanting your best striker out with a hamstring injury.

comment by Big Shaq (U11781)
posted 10 minutes ago
Lads I’m stood two meters from David Walliams, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and Simon Cowell.

Snog, Marry, Kill or Avoid. Go!
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Kill Walliams
Avoid Cowell
Marry Alesha
Snog Holden

Boring I know.

comment by Mike (U1170)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Big Shaq (U11781)
posted 10 minutes ago
Lads I’m stood two meters from David Walliams, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and Simon Cowell.

Snog, Marry, Kill or Avoid. Go!
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Kill Walliams
Avoid Cowell
Marry Alesha
Snog Holden

Boring I know.
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Haha that’s what I’d do as well, great minds Michael

comment by Mike (U1170)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Big Shaq (U11781)
posted 10 minutes ago
Lads I’m stood two meters from David Walliams, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and Simon Cowell.

Snog, Marry, Kill or Avoid. Go!
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Kill Walliams
Avoid Cowell
Marry Alesha
Snog Holden

Boring I know.
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Marry all of them, the riches

Deadline day on January hasn’t been this lovely for ages

Lively* ffs

Can’t believe Chelsea bought Giroud

alesha is annoying as feck, sod marrying her

comment by Big Shaq (U11781)
posted 3 minutes ago
Deadline day on January hasn’t been this lovely for ages
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Day isn't over yet

comment by Busby (U19985)
posted about a minute ago
alesha is annoying as feck, sod marrying her
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She’s beautiful

She’s also a twig, if you push her she would collapse

comment by Mike (U1170)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Big Shaq (U11781)
posted 10 minutes ago
Lads I’m stood two meters from David Walliams, Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden and Simon Cowell.

Snog, Marry, Kill or Avoid. Go!
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Kill Walliams
Avoid Cowell
Marry Alesha
Snog Holden

Boring I know.
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Cowell does for crimes against music.

I’d do Holden, and alesha, promise I’d marry both then fack off into the night.

Cowell dies*