Arsene Wenger New green a*se

@comment by LastChanceForHangingBaskets (U1826)

Lock up your sheep Classic.

That Berbatov one is brilliant as well. I've always rated Ginola as being better than him

LastChanceForHangingBaskets - Becks, her thong, caning a fat lass

@ Didi Hamann? He did doe didn't he doe (U5172) -

Specially for you,

David Ginola - A Livid Gonad

newWAYNEorder - Narrowed Weeny (the sheep don't need to be worried after all)

Thought I'd be fair and include some Liverpool ones:

Lucas Leiva - Casual Evil (according to some fans)

Daniel Agger - Niggled Area (that effing groin of his)

Albert Riera - Bra Retailer (his new career)

Andy Carroll - Carnally Rod (what happens when he goes out nobbin in town)

Pegguy Arphexad - A happy ex-grudge (I love to hate him)

Neil Ruddock - Docile Drunk

Tim Howard - A dim throw

Igor Biscan - I go can ribs

A few stories coming in from Goodison Park,

Spaniard heading to London...

Mikel Arteta - Emirate Talk?

Everton star in hotel bust-up...

Jack Rodwell - Jaw Old Clerk

Moyes dismisses own player's ability...

Leon Osman - A Lemon Son

Yet another scouse teenage pregnancy...

Victor Anichebe - A Birth Conceive.

Igor Biscan - I grab sonic, basic groin, cigar bison

Christiano Ronaldo - Oil cast-iron hard-on

The Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney - Recently, one burly meathead's often into a whórÉ

And for us Liverpool fans

DINGLE SHANKLY - Kenny Dalglish

pele - peel

@comment by w.gummidge (U1449)

best one today.

Didier Drogba - I'd rod a bridge

Carlton Cole - Rectal Colon

Michael Essien - Seamen Chillies

Didi Hamann u could really do this all day hey?

Mate I honestly have nothing better to do (other than revise for my upcoming exams )

If I wasn't doing this I'm sure I'd fall asleep.

Work exams btw not uni exams, I wouldn't be sitting on here all day unless I was getting paid for the pleasure

Wouldnt u rather play games on your pc? Or are u one of those people who dont believe in playing games?

No I'd play games if I could but my office is quite open plan, I can get away with posting on forums all day but blaying Bloons or Pinball all day would be too noticable.

Also the typing noise coming from my desk all day creates the illusion of busyness

What about yourself?

Sam Allardyce - Sly Camera Lad
Abou Diaby - Audio Baby
Jack Wilshere - Jerk Sac While.................
Michael Owen - Woman Lichee
Paul Robinson - Basil Pronoun
Fernando Torres - Farted On Snorer
Yossi Benayoun - Yo, Easy Bunions

I regularly play games while waiting for comments to come through,I've got 2 games on pause at the moment!

comment by LastChanceForHangingBaskets (U1826) posted 1 minute ago Sam Allardyce - Sly Camera Lad Abou Diaby - Audio Baby Jack Wilshere - Jerk Sac While................. Michael Owen - Woman Lichee Paul Robinson - Basil Pronoun Fernando Torres - Farted On Snorer Yossi Benayoun - Yo, Easy Bunions

This should have been an official sport,if it was you'd certainly win!

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A Mentored Infernos -Fernando Morientes
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Saggy Grin / Angry Gigs - Ryan Giggs
Android Finer - Rio Ferdinand