Who the hell is Abdul Razak? Give him us!

no we need Razal, keep your hands off him.

you could always have 'sweet carrol nine',




for van persie

You had your chance to sign Jo in the summer and you blew it

You should have given'em garry cook then they would have had the complete set.

Adebayour's only out on loan, you can buy him if you want.

You should get Bryan robson to sort out some loans from man u for you, for the right price he like jim will fix it for you

"Do you need Ballotelli for the next few months? Never heard of Gunnar Nielsen, but I'm sure he could do a job.
Who the hell is Abdul Razak? Give him us!
Stefan Savić?"

Keep your hands of our Pantilemons

Razak,
Razak,
Razak, Razak, Razak.

You know, there were times when City weren't as good as Arsenal (shocking I know, but it's true), and yet City managed to beat Arsenal (again shocking I know, but it's true)

But never in my wildest dreams had I ever thought that I'd see an Arsenal fan come begging to us.

(Actually, my wildest dreams have never once featured Arsenal, or an Arsenal fan, sorry, just not that way inclined).

Anyway, you can have Wayne Bridge. He's still on our books, and he's available, and I'm sure the club would do Arsenal a very good deal on his transfer.

And you'll get an added bonus to this. It'll annoy Chelsea (and John Terry) no end.

(How is John Terry's se x-change operation panning out by the way?)

You could have had SWP and Joey Barton for free and their combined wages would have been probably the same as you offered Nasri.

knowing our luck Arsenal will get their act together before they play us.......sorry that was a touch of typical city syndrome

Those season tickets will be £3,000 each if they don't get into the Champions League.

Just support man city like me its not hard. t least my weekends arent spoilt.

when you're in the 3rd tier playing Colchester at home and chanting "I'm Arsenal till i die"
then you'll understand what it like to be a City fan and when we were happy when united lent us a player...........
.so in the same hand of friendship, you can borrow a few players off us, even Adebayor if you like, but you will need to speak to happy 'arry first, to get hold of him...loan contracts are tricky these days.

Ghetto.

you have not been a City fan for long.....
have you ? ............

Instead of giving you our fringe players perhaps we could donate ex gooon David Platt, our moonheaded seatwarmer, to take over from clouseau?

RipleysCat (U1862): "(How is John Terry's se x-change operation panning out by the way?)"


Well it's still planned, but he has managed to avoid the snatch squad sent to get him thus far. We live in hope however.