Bring a dress code into the stadium

I think we should be allowed to keep our hats on during a game except just before kick-off when Ethel sings the 1932 smash hit 'Go You Goonny Gooner Gunners.' Tally ho lads! Let's defeat today's opposition with cunning and guile!

Flat caps are fine, whereas top hats can seriously impede the view of the person in the row behind. Always be considerate with your hat choice.

bring back the boot boys of the 80's that should see the current crop of prawnie gooners choke on their sandwiches lol

Perhaps a straw boater,worn at a jaunty angle of course,and thrown skyways at every goal scored.

Imagine the ructions trying to sort out who got the right hat.

I'll remember the new dress code when I go to a game or two next season. I'll make sure to be wearing one of my best frocks

Why do you feel the need to add other clubs to this article?

I will also attend in my sunday best

Wouldn't it be marvellous if, once inside everyone was black and white. (yano like black and white photos)

Maybe not the pitch and players?

But thats were the white sleeves would kick in !

the club should officially try all this.

The titanic board was abit slow moving today

I included Swansea and Everton because they are fantastic clubs like Arsenal

Cummerbunds are a must!

Also, birds can were those drink bras that have wine in them.

Also, birds can were those drink bras that have wine in them.

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Bras with wine in them?! How do I not know about these?

Drink bras that have wine in them? I've never heard of these

Besides putting wine in a bra is a terrible waste of space. Should be something stronger like Tequila or vodka

I shall sport my best waistcoat and spats and take my gold-topped cane. Maybe I shall invest in a wine bra to hold my port
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Besides putting wine in a bra is a terrible waste of space. Should be something stronger like Tequila or vodka

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I think I agree with you there. That way you could avoid the issue of a massively shrinking chest as you got drunk.

A friend I used to go clubbing with used to have earrings that looked like baby bottles. They were quite big as well and totally water right so we used them to sneak in Absinthe to a club one night

LRG - Did the weight of them not stretch your ear lobes so that they ended up resting on your shoulders like those African tribeswomen ????

That sounds a great plan LRG, although the sartorial elegance of baby bottle earrings is questionable ... I hope it was the nineties when such things were acceptable.

Think how confusing it would be to men if your chest got smaller as you drank?

Grow up ladies!

I know there's the phrase 'beer goggles' but has anyone actually made goggles that you can put beer into?

I didn't wear the earrings and it was mid 2000's so baby bottle earrings were still fairly acceptable.

I know there's the phrase 'beer goggles' but has anyone actually made goggles that you can put beer into?
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Plenty people have,

I don't get beer goggles, i get a Brandy Monocle

Chris - how would you see where you were going? It seems like a dangerous concept to me!

LRG, mid 2000s was still wierd enough to get away with these things I suppose.

I get Tequila.....err.....face!

stop talking about mid 2000s like it was long ago!


It's not like we haven't won anything since then.