"Jackie Mac pumped my mum"
I'm assuming you can't think of anything? 😂
Stephen Thompson’s favourite love child.
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I'm assuming you can't think of anything? 😂
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I did say I thought of a Jackie Mac based theme
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I licked Jackie Mac’s sac.
Wee Jum’s New name 👍
Top tip for Dundee United fans don't waste money on expensive new kits every season. Simply strap a large inflatable peni5 to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support.
Someone asked me the other day, what time do Dundee United kick off?
three o' clock then about every ten minutes after
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comment by Cheese is tasty (U21721)
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Top tip for Dundee United fans don't waste money on expensive new kits every season. Simply strap a large inflatable peni5 to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support.
Someone asked me the other day, what time do Dundee United kick off?
three o' clock then about every ten minutes after
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How many Celtic fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - they've gotten used to living in the shadow
Three football fans are in a church, praying for their team
The first one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Rangers win the Treble?" God Replies, "In one hundred years" "But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Celtic actually doing something in Europe?" The Good Lord answers, "In five hundred years" "But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Dundee United return to the Scottish Premier League?"
God Answers, "I'll be dead by then!"
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"Ntcham is the best midfielder in Scotland"
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what about Feck you Moshni... I am Lee Erwin!
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How about 'we might be Scheidt but at least we're no deid'
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comment by Zachsda(Why is he still in a job?) (U1850)
posted 1 hour, 24 minutes ago
Aw aboot Ranjurs
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posted on 7/4/18
"Jackie Mac pumped my mum"
posted on 7/4/18
I'm assuming you can't think of anything? 😂
posted on 7/4/18
Stephen Thompson’s favourite love child.
posted on 7/4/18
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 13 minutes ago
I'm assuming you can't think of anything? 😂
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I did say I thought of a Jackie Mac based theme
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posted on 7/4/18
I licked Jackie Mac’s sac.
Wee Jum’s New name 👍
posted on 7/4/18
Top tip for Dundee United fans don't waste money on expensive new kits every season. Simply strap a large inflatable peni5 to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support.
Someone asked me the other day, what time do Dundee United kick off?
three o' clock then about every ten minutes after
posted on 7/4/18
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posted on 7/4/18
comment by PointyBirds (U8853)
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comment by Cheese is tasty (U21721)
posted 27 seconds ago
Top tip for Dundee United fans don't waste money on expensive new kits every season. Simply strap a large inflatable peni5 to your forehead, and everyone will immediately know which team you support.
Someone asked me the other day, what time do Dundee United kick off?
three o' clock then about every ten minutes after
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Ouchies
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How many Celtic fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - they've gotten used to living in the shadow
posted on 7/4/18
posted on 7/4/18
Three football fans are in a church, praying for their team
The first one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Rangers win the Treble?" God Replies, "In one hundred years" "But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Celtic actually doing something in Europe?" The Good Lord answers, "In five hundred years" "But I'll be dead by then", says the man.
The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Dundee United return to the Scottish Premier League?"
God Answers, "I'll be dead by then!"
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"Ntcham is the best midfielder in Scotland"
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My bad
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what about Feck you Moshni... I am Lee Erwin!
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Peh
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How about 'we might be Scheidt but at least we're no deid'
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comment by Zachsda(Why is he still in a job?) (U1850)
posted 1 hour, 24 minutes ago
Aw aboot Ranjurs
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