You will need to call his Agent to have any chance, he is managed by Key Sports Management. You will be able to find them online easily enough. Good luck!

Thanks guys. Will try all. Still sat here now slightly peeved

comment by DashakTed (U20464)
posted 20 minutes ago
Got here at training ground after over three hr drive and guess what....... first team not training today!! Told by gate bloke to try tomorrow around 8.00am.
Ever felt like it’s one of those days?!?
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Oh no!!!!! Can you stop over anywhere?

Another potential plan: Seek out the Birch.

No probs. Making way back and will try again tomorrow. I feel like I have been birched

Plan G: Take a video of someone delivering your message of choice, then use video editing technology to edit the lips out of the video and transplant those (along with the audio) onto a still shot of Jamie Vardy.

Plan H: Convince your son in the next few weeks that his favourite player is actually Daniel Amartey.

Plan I: Save Jamie Vardy's life some time within the next week. Haven't quite worked out the details of this one yet.

Plan J: Lay out a series of carefully-placed pieces of candy from his front door toward a wooden box balanced on a stick. Knock the stick away to capture your foe, only releasing him once he's delivered your message of choice.

This one may be illegal. But it seems you're reaching that point now.

Plan K convince your son that marriage isn't for him and that he will live a life of misery, he may call it off, hence no need for a speech from you or Jamie Vardy

Plan L : let’s put my feet up as only just walked in. Will consider all options DM