comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by der kloppites (U13373)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Blue_mooning (U12093)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 18 minutes ago
Lazar is at least on a par with any of this crop of young lads everton have in the first team squad like lookman or the curly lad
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So why hasnt he moved on? Happy with his wages? Liverpool priced him out of a move?
Everton rejected offers for lookman. So if they are on par must of been some interest in markovic.

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There was an offer for him by a Belgian side for a whopping £2.9m. The deal broke down due to the player not agreeing personal terms. He's on £35k a week at Liverpool. He won't get that in Belgium, plus he can leave for free in the summer and take a bigger sign on fee.

Players rinsed Liverpool for a living the past 4 years. Loveleh simply loveleh!
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Who will ever give him £35k a week. Even on a free.
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the only people who seem to care are hundreds of everton fans on here
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Well done. You should start to mention trophies next as you squirm under the WUM.
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what's it like being obsessed with Liverpool fc does it hurt

comment by der kloppites (U13373)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by der kloppites (U13373)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Blue_mooning (U12093)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 18 minutes ago
Lazar is at least on a par with any of this crop of young lads everton have in the first team squad like lookman or the curly lad
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So why hasnt he moved on? Happy with his wages? Liverpool priced him out of a move?
Everton rejected offers for lookman. So if they are on par must of been some interest in markovic.

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There was an offer for him by a Belgian side for a whopping £2.9m. The deal broke down due to the player not agreeing personal terms. He's on £35k a week at Liverpool. He won't get that in Belgium, plus he can leave for free in the summer and take a bigger sign on fee.

Players rinsed Liverpool for a living the past 4 years. Loveleh simply loveleh!
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Who will ever give him £35k a week. Even on a free.
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the only people who seem to care are hundreds of everton fans on here
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Well done. You should start to mention trophies next as you squirm under the WUM.
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what's it like being obsessed with Liverpool fcdoes it hurt
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I ja st need you to mention trophies and I have WUM bingo!

comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 59 seconds ago
comment by der kloppites (U13373)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by der kloppites (U13373)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Blue_mooning (U12093)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 18 minutes ago
Lazar is at least on a par with any of this crop of young lads everton have in the first team squad like lookman or the curly lad
----------------------------------------------------------------------
So why hasnt he moved on? Happy with his wages? Liverpool priced him out of a move?
Everton rejected offers for lookman. So if they are on par must of been some interest in markovic.

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There was an offer for him by a Belgian side for a whopping £2.9m. The deal broke down due to the player not agreeing personal terms. He's on £35k a week at Liverpool. He won't get that in Belgium, plus he can leave for free in the summer and take a bigger sign on fee.

Players rinsed Liverpool for a living the past 4 years. Loveleh simply loveleh!
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Who will ever give him £35k a week. Even on a free.
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the only people who seem to care are hundreds of everton fans on here
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Well done. You should start to mention trophies next as you squirm under the WUM.
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what's it like being obsessed with Liverpool fcdoes it hurt
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I ja st need you to mention trophies and I have WUM bingo!
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no chance of you lot winning trophies then, you guys just making the numbers up again ,Silva gone by xmas

comment by der kloppites (U13373)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 59 seconds ago
comment by der kloppites (U13373)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by der kloppites (U13373)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Blue_mooning (U12093)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 18 minutes ago
Lazar is at least on a par with any of this crop of young lads everton have in the first team squad like lookman or the curly lad
----------------------------------------------------------------------
So why hasnt he moved on? Happy with his wages? Liverpool priced him out of a move?
Everton rejected offers for lookman. So if they are on par must of been some interest in markovic.

----------------------------------------------------------------------
There was an offer for him by a Belgian side for a whopping £2.9m. The deal broke down due to the player not agreeing personal terms. He's on £35k a week at Liverpool. He won't get that in Belgium, plus he can leave for free in the summer and take a bigger sign on fee.

Players rinsed Liverpool for a living the past 4 years. Loveleh simply loveleh!
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Who will ever give him £35k a week. Even on a free.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
the only people who seem to care are hundreds of everton fans on here
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Well done. You should start to mention trophies next as you squirm under the WUM.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
what's it like being obsessed with Liverpool fcdoes it hurt
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I ja st need you to mention trophies and I have WUM bingo!
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no chance of you lot winning trophies then, you guys just making the numbers up again ,Silva gone by xmas
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1 poxy league cup in 12 years... You can't say jack s... lad

comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by der kloppites (U13373)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by der kloppites (U13373)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Blue_mooning (U12093)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 18 minutes ago
Lazar is at least on a par with any of this crop of young lads everton have in the first team squad like lookman or the curly lad
----------------------------------------------------------------------
So why hasnt he moved on? Happy with his wages? Liverpool priced him out of a move?
Everton rejected offers for lookman. So if they are on par must of been some interest in markovic.

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There was an offer for him by a Belgian side for a whopping £2.9m. The deal broke down due to the player not agreeing personal terms. He's on £35k a week at Liverpool. He won't get that in Belgium, plus he can leave for free in the summer and take a bigger sign on fee.

Players rinsed Liverpool for a living the past 4 years. Loveleh simply loveleh!
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Who will ever give him £35k a week. Even on a free.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
the only people who seem to care are hundreds of everton fans on here
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Well done. You should start to mention trophies next as you squirm under the WUM.
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what's it like being obsessed with Liverpool fcdoes it hurt
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I ja st need you to mention trophies and I have WUM bingo!
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One from each club bit!!! you couldn't make it up could you?

comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by der kloppites (U13373)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 59 seconds ago
comment by der kloppites (U13373)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by der kloppites (U13373)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Arouna Jagielka oooh I wanna take ya, Heitinga Nikica come on pretty mama (U1308)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Blue_mooning (U12093)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 18 minutes ago
Lazar is at least on a par with any of this crop of young lads everton have in the first team squad like lookman or the curly lad
----------------------------------------------------------------------
So why hasnt he moved on? Happy with his wages? Liverpool priced him out of a move?
Everton rejected offers for lookman. So if they are on par must of been some interest in markovic.

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There was an offer for him by a Belgian side for a whopping £2.9m. The deal broke down due to the player not agreeing personal terms. He's on £35k a week at Liverpool. He won't get that in Belgium, plus he can leave for free in the summer and take a bigger sign on fee.

Players rinsed Liverpool for a living the past 4 years. Loveleh simply loveleh!
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Who will ever give him £35k a week. Even on a free.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
the only people who seem to care are hundreds of everton fans on here
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Well done. You should start to mention trophies next as you squirm under the WUM.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
what's it like being obsessed with Liverpool fcdoes it hurt
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I ja st need you to mention trophies and I have WUM bingo!
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no chance of you lot winning trophies then, you guys just making the numbers up again ,Silva gone by xmas
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1 poxy league cup in 12 years... You can't say jack s... lad
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Imagine only winning a league cup in the past 12 years.

While we're on the subject I wondered if you guys had any plans for the 30 year anniversary.

I was thinking a closed top bus or something.

comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 15 seconds ago
Imagine only winning a league cup in the past 12 years.

While we're on the subject I wondered if you guys had any plans for the 30 year anniversary.

I was thinking a closed top bus or something.
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It's already been sorted, we've hired ye mar for the day. We're going for the world record for pulling out handkerchiefs. She's deep welled so we definitely have a chance.

comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 15 seconds ago
Imagine only winning a league cup in the past 12 years.

While we're on the subject I wondered if you guys had any plans for the 30 year anniversary.

I was thinking a closed top bus or something.
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It's already been sorted, we've hired ye mar for the day. We're going for the world record for pulling out handkerchiefs. She's deep welled so we definitely have a chance.
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comment by Blue_mooning (U12093)
posted 1 hour, 3 minutes ago
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 18 minutes ago
Lazar is at least on a par with any of this crop of young lads everton have in the first team squad like lookman or the curly lad
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So why hasnt he moved on? Happy with his wages? Liverpool priced him out of a move?
Everton rejected offers for lookman. So if they are on par must of been some interest in markovic.

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Well yeah he almost left but he rejected personal terms at the last minute.

You can tell there's been no proper footy for a couple of weeks, when you get 60+ comments on an article about Markovic and Klaassen.😀
Roll on Saturday.

Spurs have their "we finished above Liverpool" Cup
&
Everton have their "you have a more expensive flop" Cup

While Liverpool own our own European cup as we won it 5 times

Imagine having to support Spurs or Everton when all you can think about is Liverpool

comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 15 seconds ago
Imagine only winning a league cup in the past 12 years.

While we're on the subject I wondered if you guys had any plans for the 30 year anniversary.

I was thinking a closed top bus or something.
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It's already been sorted, we've hired ye mar for the day. We're going for the world record for pulling out handkerchiefs. She's deep welled so we definitely have a chance.
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Weird because your mum pays me but if it's money in the coffers I'm all for it.

I imagine it'll be the first time you can legally have a pint in celebration of Everton. Have a great day.

comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 42 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 15 seconds ago
Imagine only winning a league cup in the past 12 years.

While we're on the subject I wondered if you guys had any plans for the 30 year anniversary.

I was thinking a closed top bus or something.
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It's already been sorted, we've hired ye mar for the day. We're going for the world record for pulling out handkerchiefs. She's deep welled so we definitely have a chance.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Weird because your mum pays me but if it's money in the coffers I'm all for it.

I imagine it'll be the first time you can legally have a pint in celebration of Everton. Have a great day.
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Ye mar isn't getting paid in money, she's getting paid in D, so if you're lucky she will bring you a protein shake back, might be a bit salty though, just imagine it's salted caramel. You'll be sound.

Sadly that day has been and gone.

comment by Firmino's Brightest Tooth (U1217)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Blue_mooning (U12093)
posted 1 hour, 3 minutes ago
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 18 minutes ago
Lazar is at least on a par with any of this crop of young lads everton have in the first team squad like lookman or the curly lad
----------------------------------------------------------------------
So why hasnt he moved on? Happy with his wages? Liverpool priced him out of a move?
Everton rejected offers for lookman. So if they are on par must of been some interest in markovic.

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Well yeah he almost left but he rejected personal terms at the last minute.
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Common these days, happened loads at city. You cant really fault the player if he thinks it will be his best contract.
I was replying to a comment saying he on par with lookman. Which judging by the posters comments after was just on the wind up.

comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 2 minutes ago
Spurs have their "we finished above Liverpool" Cup
&
Everton have their "you have a more expensive flop" Cup

While Liverpool own our own European cup as we won it 5 times

Imagine having to support Spurs or Everton when all you can think about is Liverpool
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some of us have seen those 5 European cups being won ,unlike some bitter everton fans.

they will finnish 16th as usual

comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 42 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 15 seconds ago
Imagine only winning a league cup in the past 12 years.

While we're on the subject I wondered if you guys had any plans for the 30 year anniversary.

I was thinking a closed top bus or something.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It's already been sorted, we've hired ye mar for the day. We're going for the world record for pulling out handkerchiefs. She's deep welled so we definitely have a chance.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Weird because your mum pays me but if it's money in the coffers I'm all for it.

I imagine it'll be the first time you can legally have a pint in celebration of Everton. Have a great day.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ye mar isn't getting paid in money, she's getting paid in D, so if you're lucky she will bring you a protein shake back, might be a bit salty though, just imagine it's salted caramel. You'll be sound.

Sadly that day has been and gone.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Imagine having to support Spurs or Everton when all you can think about is Liverpool


quite flattered TBF

comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 42 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 15 seconds ago
Imagine only winning a league cup in the past 12 years.

While we're on the subject I wondered if you guys had any plans for the 30 year anniversary.

I was thinking a closed top bus or something.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It's already been sorted, we've hired ye mar for the day. We're going for the world record for pulling out handkerchiefs. She's deep welled so we definitely have a chance.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Weird because your mum pays me but if it's money in the coffers I'm all for it.

I imagine it'll be the first time you can legally have a pint in celebration of Everton. Have a great day.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ye mar isn't getting paid in money, she's getting paid in D, so if you're lucky she will bring you a protein shake back, might be a bit salty though, just imagine it's salted caramel. You'll be sound.

Sadly that day has been and gone.
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Well she's 70 mate so crack on. Shaģging grannies seems to be de rigueur at Everton after all.

comment by der kloppites (U13373)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by T Bone Steak Roysters (U3947)
posted 2 minutes ago
Spurs have their "we finished above Liverpool" Cup
&
Everton have their "you have a more expensive flop" Cup

While Liverpool own our own European cup as we won it 5 times

Imagine having to support Spurs or Everton when all you can think about is Liverpool
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some of us have seen those 5 European cups being won ,unlike some bitter everton fans.

they will finnish 16th as usual
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Slight issue with your comment there.

The last time Everton finished outside the top 11 was the 2003/04 season, so as usual is a tad inaccurate. I know Liverpool fans live in the past but you're taking it a bit too far there.

comment by Blue_mooning (U12093)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Firmino's Brightest Tooth (U1217)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Blue_mooning (U12093)
posted 1 hour, 3 minutes ago
comment by kneerash-23 Cara Gold (U6876)
posted 18 minutes ago
Lazar is at least on a par with any of this crop of young lads everton have in the first team squad like lookman or the curly lad
----------------------------------------------------------------------
So why hasnt he moved on? Happy with his wages? Liverpool priced him out of a move?
Everton rejected offers for lookman. So if they are on par must of been some interest in markovic.

-------------------------------------------------------------------
Well yeah he almost left but he rejected personal terms at the last minute.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Common these days, happened loads at city. You cant really fault the player if he thinks it will be his best contract.
I was replying to a comment saying he on par with lookman. Which judging by the posters comments after was just on the wind up.
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Did some German club offer £25m to sign Lazar? did any club other than Liverpool offer more than £20m for him. i know transfer fee's have risen, making the £20m spent on Lazar terrible business.

comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 42 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 15 seconds ago
Imagine only winning a league cup in the past 12 years.

While we're on the subject I wondered if you guys had any plans for the 30 year anniversary.

I was thinking a closed top bus or something.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It's already been sorted, we've hired ye mar for the day. We're going for the world record for pulling out handkerchiefs. She's deep welled so we definitely have a chance.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Weird because your mum pays me but if it's money in the coffers I'm all for it.

I imagine it'll be the first time you can legally have a pint in celebration of Everton. Have a great day.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ye mar isn't getting paid in money, she's getting paid in D, so if you're lucky she will bring you a protein shake back, might be a bit salty though, just imagine it's salted caramel. You'll be sound.

Sadly that day has been and gone.
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Well she's 70 mate so crack on. Shaģging grannies seems to be de rigueur at Everton after all.
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I'm gonna break her hip!

comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 33 seconds ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 42 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 15 seconds ago
Imagine only winning a league cup in the past 12 years.

While we're on the subject I wondered if you guys had any plans for the 30 year anniversary.

I was thinking a closed top bus or something.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It's already been sorted, we've hired ye mar for the day. We're going for the world record for pulling out handkerchiefs. She's deep welled so we definitely have a chance.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Weird because your mum pays me but if it's money in the coffers I'm all for it.

I imagine it'll be the first time you can legally have a pint in celebration of Everton. Have a great day.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ye mar isn't getting paid in money, she's getting paid in D, so if you're lucky she will bring you a protein shake back, might be a bit salty though, just imagine it's salted caramel. You'll be sound.

Sadly that day has been and gone.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Well she's 70 mate so crack on. Shaģging grannies seems to be de rigueur at Everton after all.
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I'm gonna break her hip!
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FFS

comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 42 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 15 seconds ago
Imagine only winning a league cup in the past 12 years.

While we're on the subject I wondered if you guys had any plans for the 30 year anniversary.

I was thinking a closed top bus or something.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It's already been sorted, we've hired ye mar for the day. We're going for the world record for pulling out handkerchiefs. She's deep welled so we definitely have a chance.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Weird because your mum pays me but if it's money in the coffers I'm all for it.

I imagine it'll be the first time you can legally have a pint in celebration of Everton. Have a great day.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ye mar isn't getting paid in money, she's getting paid in D, so if you're lucky she will bring you a protein shake back, might be a bit salty though, just imagine it's salted caramel. You'll be sound.

Sadly that day has been and gone.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Well she's 70 mate so crack on. Shaģging grannies seems to be de rigueur at Everton after all.
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I'm gonna break her hip!
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Should have got on it when Everton last actually won something. She was 47 then.

comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 43 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 42 seconds ago
comment by NSNO (U20678)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 15 seconds ago
Imagine only winning a league cup in the past 12 years.

While we're on the subject I wondered if you guys had any plans for the 30 year anniversary.

I was thinking a closed top bus or something.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
It's already been sorted, we've hired ye mar for the day. We're going for the world record for pulling out handkerchiefs. She's deep welled so we definitely have a chance.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Weird because your mum pays me but if it's money in the coffers I'm all for it.

I imagine it'll be the first time you can legally have a pint in celebration of Everton. Have a great day.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ye mar isn't getting paid in money, she's getting paid in D, so if you're lucky she will bring you a protein shake back, might be a bit salty though, just imagine it's salted caramel. You'll be sound.

Sadly that day has been and gone.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Well she's 70 mate so crack on. Shaģging grannies seems to be de rigueur at Everton after all.
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I'm gonna break her hip!
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Should have got on it when Everton last actually won something. She was 47 then.
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She's be on the register though and wouldn't have passed the CRB check for the world record attempt! I was only 11 in 95.

There's been a few concerns from the guys I'm hoping you can shed some light, she not gonna be like a pork pie is she? Peel away the crust, then the jelly to get to the real meat inside?