Depends on the environment. In the sea jellyfish all day, but the donkey doesn’t have to rely on current to get around. On land jellyfish is facked, even with a lucky sting, it still dies.

So for me. Donkey. Plus it can carry children down cliff side paths, or so I’ve heard somewhere..not sure where.

Can donkeys actually swim though?

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Look. Have you ever seen a jellyfish carry children down a dangerous cliff path??

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As a sad vegan fcker I love all the animals but have zero trust in jellyfish, got stung by one, TWIICE in a weeks holiday when I was a younger, that said donkeys can kick lumps out you if you get behind them?

If pushed I'd go for donkeys as I've rarely been behind one👍😁

I like jelly and I like fish, so double bubble there

Donkeys stink and they bray, what's to like?

That said said it was unlikely to have been the same jellyfish, probs two different ones? That I'm blazed and mostly drunk this thread got me thinking? 🤔😂

like jelly and I like fish, so double bubble the-re

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Bobby, thinking with your stomach. This is a serious issue.,

Donkeys score with their stomachs. Jellyfish can't even kick footballs.

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comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 14 minutes ago
As a sad vegan fcker I love all the animals but have zero trust in jellyfish, got stung by one, TWIICE in a weeks holiday when I was a younger, that said donkeys can kick lumps out you if you get behind them?


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Donkeys tend to do that when you try and penotrate their rectuum. So 4za says..

What is 4za? Is it like Goatse or Geraldo's Lucky Waterfall? Earl should look at it first and report back

Donkeys, no ones ever described me as being hung like a jellyfish

comment by Eric_the_red (U1122)
posted 7 minutes ago
Donkeys, no ones ever described me as being hung like a jellyfish
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Jellyfish have long tiny appendages? You sure?

comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Eric_the_red (U1122)
posted 7 minutes ago
Donkeys, no ones ever described me as being hung like a jellyfish
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Jellyfish have long tiny appendages? You sure?
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Bing Pow.

comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 1 hour, 42 minutes ago
like jelly and I like fish, so double bubble the-re

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Bobby, thinking with your stomach. This is a serious issue.,


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Baz, before long me and you are going to end up going round and round in the car park

comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 1 hour, 42 minutes ago
like jelly and I like fish, so double bubble the-re

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Bobby, thinking with your stomach. This is a serious issue.,


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Baz, before long me and you are going to end up going round and round in the car park
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Look son, I’m not inclined that way, I’ve no problem with your life choices, but it will take a humongous amount of money before I’ll agree to doing your missus.

Dogging is not my bag mate

In the words of the immortal #4za

"donkeys r grate very intelligent, sure-footed and bulletproof perfect for safely transporting children along dangerous cliffside paths"

comment by The Owl 🦉 & hELLo Kitty (U1750)
posted 9 minutes ago
In the words of the immortal #4za

"donkeys r grate very intelligent, sure-footed and bulletproof perfect for safely transporting children along dangerous cliffside paths"


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Settled.

Do Sheffield Wednesday have any non-shit strikers?

Very rude.

None of them are that banned word imo - and why do you care anyway

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comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 2 hours, 16 minutes ago
comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 1 hour, 42 minutes ago
like jelly and I like fish, so double bubble the-re

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Bobby, thinking with your stomach. This is a serious issue.,


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Baz, before long me and you are going to end up going round and round in the car park
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Tinder606, everyone.

Who is donkeyand jelly fish?

I'm sure it's Washy's reference to Lukaku and Morata