Poutine.

Roll and margarine mate

A jar of pickled eggs, saves you needing to buy a drink as well

Pickled eggs man, farts are bowfin after them.

Ooh, pulled pork this, pulled pork that, it's like pulled pork is the greatest invention since the wheel, and I'm sick of it

Not having a go OP, but Britain had gone pulled pork daft over the last 5 or so years

I agree.

It is nice to be fair though

Nice on top of a wee brioche bun, some siracha mayo and spring onion.

Right, noo a know wit I'm making for dinner

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Chicken burger and vinegary chips is exactly what you need

I'm having ham salad sandwich , orange and apple again! Boring as fck

Although I fear upon reading this thread I'll abandon it and go out and get a fish supper

comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 1 minute ago


Pickled eggs man, farts are bowfin after them.
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I've never had one in ma puff but I definitely believe you

comment by Zachsda(Bye gorgeous, enjoy Leicester) (U1850)
posted 21 seconds ago
comment by San Miguel (U1449)
posted 2 seconds ago
Ooh, pulled pork this, pulled pork that, it's like pulled pork is the greatest invention since the wheel, and I'm sick of it

Not having a go OP, but Britain had gone pulled pork daft over the last 5 or so years
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I thought i'd get in early and cash in, I opened a shop in Tel Aviv, not a fookin customer
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Hard to make a profit when the owner steals all the produce.

comment by Zachsda(Bye gorgeous, enjoy Leicester) (U1850)
posted 22 seconds ago
comment by San Miguel (U1449)
posted 2 seconds ago
Ooh, pulled pork this, pulled pork that, it's like pulled pork is the greatest invention since the wheel, and I'm sick of it

Not having a go OP, but Britain had gone pulled pork daft over the last 5 or so years
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I thought i'd get in early and cash in, I opened a shop in Tel Aviv, not a fookin customer
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I own the off license beside you mate

Nae coont!!

comment by rats juice ma brendin awae tae f@ck (U6393)
posted 6 seconds ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 1 minute ago


Pickled eggs man, farts are bowfin after them.
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I've never had one in ma puff but I definitely believe you
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Have you not?

Used to get them all the time when i was wee, they're class but your erse is reeking after it and your breath isn't great either.

Do people still go into chippy's and ask for a bag of all the wee bits of crispy batter from in the grill?

A boy i used to hang about with used to do it at the end of the night and get loads of salt, vinegar and brown sauce on it.

comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 35 seconds ago
Do people still go into chippy's and ask for a bag of all the wee bits of crispy batter from in the grill?

A boy i used to hang about with used to do it at the end of the night and get loads of salt, vinegar and brown sauce on it.
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Thats just wrong

That's the shiete you throw out with the wrapper ,yes ?

comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 41 seconds ago
comment by rats juice ma brendin awae tae f@ck(U6393)
posted 6 seconds ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 1 minute ago


Pickled eggs man, farts are bowfin after them.
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I've never had one in ma puff but I definitely believe you
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Have you not?

Used to get them all the time when i was wee, they're class but your erse is reeking after it and your breath isn't great either.
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Roll an black pudding does that job for me

I've only ever had white pudding a couple of times but that's got to be the most fartipotent substance on the planet. Real disown your own erse kinda farts

comment by rats juice ma brendin awae tae f@ck (U6393)
posted 21 seconds ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 41 seconds ago
comment by rats juice ma brendin awae tae f@ck(U6393)
posted 6 seconds ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 1 minute ago


Pickled eggs man, farts are bowfin after them.
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I've never had one in ma puff but I definitely believe you
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Have you not?

Used to get them all the time when i was wee, they're class but your erse is reeking after it and your breath isn't great either.
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Roll an black pudding does that job for me

I've only ever had white pudding a couple of times but that's got to be the most fartipotent substance on the planet. Real disown your own erse kinda farts
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Donner meat runs right through me mate.

My farts are out of order after it. Even the dog flees the room.

Nnh...I'll let the others make their suggestions then pop up with a late winner.

Just to keep the bears all ragey.

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comment by rats juice ma brendin awae tae f@ck(U6393)
posted 21 seconds ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 41 seconds ago
comment by rats juice ma brendin awae tae f@ck(U6393)
posted 6 seconds ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 1 minute ago


Pickled eggs man, farts are bowfin after them.
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I've never had one in ma puff but I definitely believe you
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Have you not?

Used to get them all the time when i was wee, they're class but your erse is reeking after it and your breath isn't great either.
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Roll an black pudding does that job for me

I've only ever had white pudding a couple of times but that's got to be the most fartipotent substance on the planet. Real disown your own erse kinda farts
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Donner meat runs right through me mate.

My farts are out of order after it. Even the dog flees the room.
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You'd think you'd learn after a while but naw

How was the train home? busy?

comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 6 seconds ago
Do people still go into chippy's and ask for a bag of all the wee bits of crispy batter from in the grill?

A boy i used to hang about with used to do it at the end of the night and get loads of salt, vinegar and brown sauce on it.
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They do and in different parts of the country they have different names for it, I was getting fish and chips up in South Shields not so long ago and the woman said "would you like some batta (batter) with that" to which I replied "no thank you", go down the coast 40 or so miles and you hear people saying "can I have some scraps as well please" while ordering their meal

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posted 6 seconds ago
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posted 2 seconds ago
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posted 21 seconds ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 41 seconds ago
comment by rats juice ma brendin awae tae f@ck(U6393)
posted 6 seconds ago
comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 1 minute ago


Pickled eggs man, farts are bowfin after them.
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I've never had one in ma puff but I definitely believe you
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Have you not?

Used to get them all the time when i was wee, they're class but your erse is reeking after it and your breath isn't great either.
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Roll an black pudding does that job for me

I've only ever had white pudding a couple of times but that's got to be the most fartipotent substance on the planet. Real disown your own erse kinda farts
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Donner meat runs right through me mate.

My farts are out of order after it. Even the dog flees the room.
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You'd think you'd learn after a while but naw
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To be fair, i went through a stage the only time i got donner meat was on a pizza with spiced onions.

But this new place opened near our old house and she got a donner kebab one night and it was outstanding, started getting it myself and my erse was like a baboons the next day.

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comment by Magnum (U16400)
posted 1 minute ago
Nnh...I'll let the others make their suggestions then pop up with a late winner.

Just to keep the bears all ragey.
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Everyone except - rats and fash

Know what’s great for a hangover...? Get to Via Italia next to Central and get a piada - filled with spaghetti, meatballs, pomodoro, some sautéed mushrooms and a bit of rocket, some Parmesan - that’s the answer, a spaghetti sandwich. You can thank me later.

Never tried white pudding.

Just think it looks like an albino's boaby.