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Banjo string went once, now whilst not the most painful thing in the world the absolute shock and horror when you realise it’s not her that’s bleeding but you!
Horrific.
Subs, I went to a Chiro a few years back, I read the disclaimer form - It said 'a very low percentage of cases end up with permanent damage' Dafuq??
Fckn dodgy mate.
Riped the banjo string too - it must happen to half the teenagers getting their first 'dry rides' or overenthusiastic grips by the wee burds. Whanks should always be done from the reacharound pos. imho.
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posted 7 minutes ago
Stubbed my toe once
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Had my heart broken once.
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comment by orange sherbet (U21919)
posted 1 hour, 52 minutes ago
dislocated knees.
Yup iv done this about 11/12 times througout my life.
First time I did was the scary and painful as hell. Playing basketball went i was spinning as I landed on a brand new varnsished court...my body twisted one way my knee didnt budge and came right out... me in a crumpled heap looking at my kneecap sticking out the side/back of where it should be aww pointy n that. Two of the guys standing next to me proper whitied.
Had to lie there on court until paramedics turned up.
Me scared as hell thinking I will never walk again as I look at the most deformed leg I had ever seen !
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This is why I have a hamstring in my knee and no longer play football
Bunch a fookin pansies, man up FFS
CRacked tooth that had the nerve shown. That is the most painful thing known to man
Got a smack of a car when I was 15 and smashed the tibia and fibula. They came out through my skin.
Had a metal plate in for 2 years and crutches for 8 months.
There ended the greatest football career of any Irish man
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comment by timmy (U14278)
posted 8 minutes ago
CRacked tooth that had the nerve shown. That is the most painful thing known to man
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Dental abscesses are 10/10 for crazy pain.
comment by orange sherbet (U21919)
posted 2 hours, 38 minutes ago
dislocated knees.
Yup iv done this about 11/12 times througout my life.
First time I did was the scary and painful as hell. Playing basketball went i was spinning as I landed on a brand new varnsished court...my body twisted one way my knee didnt budge and came right out... me in a crumpled heap looking at my kneecap sticking out the side/back of where it should be aww pointy n that. Two of the guys standing next to me proper whitied.
Had to lie there on court until paramedics turned up.
Me scared as hell thinking I will never walk again as I look at the most deformed leg I had ever seen !
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I've dislocated my knees so often I can pop them back in without too much pain. Although it always looks like I'm about to propose when I do it.
“Cracked tooth that had the nerve shown. That is the most painful thing known to man”
Worst pain i ever felt too
Had a degloving injury where I ripped all the he skin from bottom of my foot, pain was horrendous but not as bad as the itch when it was healing.
Slid in to the goalpost and my pinkie was one side and the finger next to it the other. Split the bone in my hand
Cracked shin and twisted pelvis in a mountain bike crash. The hip pain was so bad and recurring I was sometimes spending £120 a month at physio/chiropractor managed to find a YouTube video on how to fix it myself.
Admin1,
You a crash test dummy
Admin it's no wonder you drink.
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comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 4 minutes ago
Admin it's no wonder you drink.
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Or...... maybe the drink is the cause of his mishaps?
The time Admin2 didn't' stop me from drunkenly extinguishing a lit cigarette out on the centre of my forehead I woke up with a red burn in the centre of my head, told my wife i fell asleep against a radiator at Admin2s. The shame.
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posted on 16/7/19
Banjo string went once, now whilst not the most painful thing in the world the absolute shock and horror when you realise it’s not her that’s bleeding but you!
Horrific.
posted on 16/7/19
Subs, I went to a Chiro a few years back, I read the disclaimer form - It said 'a very low percentage of cases end up with permanent damage' Dafuq??
Fckn dodgy mate.
Riped the banjo string too - it must happen to half the teenagers getting their first 'dry rides' or overenthusiastic grips by the wee burds. Whanks should always be done from the reacharound pos. imho.
posted on 16/7/19
Stubbed my toe once
posted on 16/7/19
comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted 7 minutes ago
Stubbed my toe once
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Had my heart broken once.
posted on 16/7/19
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posted on 16/7/19
posted on 16/7/19
comment by orange sherbet (U21919)
posted 1 hour, 52 minutes ago
dislocated knees.
Yup iv done this about 11/12 times througout my life.
First time I did was the scary and painful as hell. Playing basketball went i was spinning as I landed on a brand new varnsished court...my body twisted one way my knee didnt budge and came right out... me in a crumpled heap looking at my kneecap sticking out the side/back of where it should be aww pointy n that. Two of the guys standing next to me proper whitied.
Had to lie there on court until paramedics turned up.
Me scared as hell thinking I will never walk again as I look at the most deformed leg I had ever seen !
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This is why I have a hamstring in my knee and no longer play football
posted on 16/7/19
Bunch a fookin pansies, man up FFS
posted on 16/7/19
CRacked tooth that had the nerve shown. That is the most painful thing known to man
posted on 16/7/19
Got a smack of a car when I was 15 and smashed the tibia and fibula. They came out through my skin.
Had a metal plate in for 2 years and crutches for 8 months.
There ended the greatest football career of any Irish man
posted on 16/7/19
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posted on 16/7/19
comment by timmy (U14278)
posted 8 minutes ago
CRacked tooth that had the nerve shown. That is the most painful thing known to man
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Dental abscesses are 10/10 for crazy pain.
posted on 16/7/19
comment by orange sherbet (U21919)
posted 2 hours, 38 minutes ago
dislocated knees.
Yup iv done this about 11/12 times througout my life.
First time I did was the scary and painful as hell. Playing basketball went i was spinning as I landed on a brand new varnsished court...my body twisted one way my knee didnt budge and came right out... me in a crumpled heap looking at my kneecap sticking out the side/back of where it should be aww pointy n that. Two of the guys standing next to me proper whitied.
Had to lie there on court until paramedics turned up.
Me scared as hell thinking I will never walk again as I look at the most deformed leg I had ever seen !
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I've dislocated my knees so often I can pop them back in without too much pain. Although it always looks like I'm about to propose when I do it.
posted on 16/7/19
“Cracked tooth that had the nerve shown. That is the most painful thing known to man”
Worst pain i ever felt too
posted on 16/7/19
Had a degloving injury where I ripped all the he skin from bottom of my foot, pain was horrendous but not as bad as the itch when it was healing.
posted on 16/7/19
Slid in to the goalpost and my pinkie was one side and the finger next to it the other. Split the bone in my hand
posted on 16/7/19
Cracked shin and twisted pelvis in a mountain bike crash. The hip pain was so bad and recurring I was sometimes spending £120 a month at physio/chiropractor managed to find a YouTube video on how to fix it myself.
posted on 16/7/19
Admin1,
You a crash test dummy
posted on 16/7/19
Admin it's no wonder you drink.
posted on 16/7/19
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comment by Zico♡ (U21900)
posted 4 minutes ago
Admin it's no wonder you drink.
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Or...... maybe the drink is the cause of his mishaps?
posted on 16/7/19
The time Admin2 didn't' stop me from drunkenly extinguishing a lit cigarette out on the centre of my forehead I woke up with a red burn in the centre of my head, told my wife i fell asleep against a radiator at Admin2s. The shame.
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