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Bloody hell View, have you been out drinking with Deano?

comment by Scouse (U9675)
posted about an hour ago
Bloody hell View, have you been out drinking with Deano?
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In what way are alluding?

comment by ViewFromDeWallen (U1581)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Scouse (U9675)
posted about an hour ago
Bloody hell View, have you been out drinking with Deano?
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In what way are alluding?
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More typo's (and omissions) than a dyslexic with Tourette's syndrome.

Brentford away. Not the easiest game to have when we are looking for a confidence boosting win. We have only won once there since they got promoted into the championship in ‘13.
On the plus side we have 4 points from two away matches which is a good return in anyone’s book.

I’m feeling confident.

comment by Scouse (U9675)
posted 44 minutes ago
comment by ViewFromDeWallen (U1581)
posted 16 minutes ago
comment by Scouse (U9675)
posted about an hour ago
Bloody hell View, have you been out drinking with Deano?
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In what way are alluding?
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More typo's (and omissions) than a dyslexic with Tourette's syndrome.
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You missed the "best" joke from the Edinburgh Fringe!

"I suppose lesbian s ex is a bit like cricket, in that it goes on for ever and there are a lot of men watching it at home, alone, on the internet".

this one?

Or this one?

"Actors who can cure my lisp? I’m pretty sure Anne Hathaway, but I’m going to ask Colin Firth".

"When I see Donald Trump I get the same thought in my head as I get after a particularly painful bikini wax. Bush wasn’t that bad".

No! I keep shouting Cauliflower! and Broccoli! I think I have florets"...................

comment by HebridesRam (U2909)
posted 31 minutes ago
No! I keep shouting Cauliflower! and Broccoli! I think I have florets"...................
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Oh yes, I remember that one

You've all been out with Deano.

That was the best joke? Who says the age of wit is dead. The funniest thing about the Edinburgh fringe is all these out of work arts graduates calling themselves comedians. Yes I know the guy who said that joke was Swedish.

Actually I though the best joke this year was the one about the old Etonian themed Advent calendar. One of daddy's wealthy friends opens the doors for you.

What was the one about someone having their anti-depressants nicked? I sort of the remember the punchline but it doesn't sound right...

I hope they feel happy now.

comment by I'm not Spartacus, hope springs eternal (U4603)
posted 2 minutes ago
I hope they feel happy now.
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" Dyslexic man walks into a bra".

Go on Spart laugh...go on ….go on...

Dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa. These are great for junior school playgrounds.

The joke that won last year was a real kids joke. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo, one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

Absolutely pathetic.

Cop pulls alongside a lady knitting at the wheel.
“Pullover”...

Aaarrrggghhhh, is suicide preferable?

The joke’s on you, Spart. That wasn’t the winning joke last year. It was the one about how tough it is working in a job centre, knowing that if you get fired you still have to go in the next day.

Not that it’s much funnier than yours. How about the man who took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If he doesn’t pay it back he’s going to get repossessed.

Or the chap who answers the advert for a bikini waxer’s assistant.
“You’ll have to go to Cornwall” says the recruitment agent.
“Is that where the job is”
“No” says the agent. “It’s where the end of the queue is”

Must have been year before then Vidal and it still doesn't contradict my assertion that the fringe isn't remotely funny. No doubt some of these rising stars will have a series on Radio 4 in a couple of years time before sliding in to anonymity.

Have you ever been to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Spart?