We need simpler insults like the Old Firm have.

We'll go for a pint before the next derby? Jum and the rest of the guys too?

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Or the two of you could just show up to the night out and stop being a couple of bufters.

comment by NNH (U10730)
posted 27 seconds ago
Or the two of you could just show up to the night out and stop being a couple of bufters.
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A trip to Glasgow might be tough for me next month. Moved house a couple of weeks ago and the amount of work needing done depresses me. Spent the weekend sanding floors.

That could work. I am usually with my dad though. We shall work something out. Does anyone going to the Ja night know what I look like? Been thinking of a few real life wums I could do.

Marvellous! Feared the worst when Butcher picked up that yellow inside about eleven seconds but in the end it didn’t matter. A good win, a derry fire drill, and Utd scored in the goal I was actually able to see (the other was hidden by a pillar because I was in the main stand.

Truthfully I thought Dundee would at least have a bit of fight in them, but nothing. They looked decent ish going forwards for about ten minutes in the first half, but I can’t remember Benji having much to do save wise.

Made the umpteen pints of Guinness I then had in Tickety Boos after all the better!

Mon the Terrors!

Feared the worst when Butcher picked up that yellow inside about eleven seconds
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I was convinced he was going to get sent off after that

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 54 seconds ago
Feared the worst when Butcher picked up that yellow inside about eleven seconds
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I was convinced he was going to get sent off after that
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Me too, perhaps if their midfield had turned up he would’ve been under more pressure!

Honestly can't get my head around how placid Dundee were in the game. Absolutely bizarre.

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 2 hours, 27 minutes ago
comment by Finlay Robertson (U1734)
posted 50 seconds ago
United are shiiite but we are shiiiter. United will either lose Shankland in January and struggle the rest of the season but probably still win the league, or he will go in summer. Either way they will have to make big improvements in summer to be able to compete in the Premiership. We will eventually finish 2nd and lose to St Johnstone in the play-offs.


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I saw you in the stand on Friday night.
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I don't know what it is but there's something vaguely sinister about this post.

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 2 hours, 59 minutes ago
My tammy can be seen in its full glory at the start of this video with photographic evidence that my gloves are primarily black.

https://twitter.com/dundeeunitedfc/status/1192970133960048642
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You clap like a m0ngo

comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 27 minutes ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 2 hours, 59 minutes ago
My tammy can be seen in its full glory at the start of this video with photographic evidence that my gloves are primarily black.

https://twitter.com/dundeeunitedfc/status/1192970133960048642
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You clap like a m0ngo
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I've got learning disabilities. Cheers mate. Bigot.

Why else do you think he was in the front row?

comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 2 hours, 57 minutes ago
comment by lauders (U9757)
posted 27 minutes ago
comment by IvanGolacIsMagic (U5291)
posted 2 hours, 59 minutes ago
My tammy can be seen in its full glory at the start of this video with photographic evidence that my gloves are primarily black.

https://twitter.com/dundeeunitedfc/status/1192970133960048642
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You clap like a m0ngo
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I've got learning disabilities. Cheers mate. Bigot.


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Creepiest thread by far on Scot JA this year.

7 weeks of '19 still to go but won't be beaten IMO.

Seriously as NNH and others have said.

Get yourselves thru for a gathering.

Longest I've ever stayed is 3/4 hours - usually less.

Easily do-able return train day ticket.


Finlay night oot learn from my experience.

My first I introduced myself as Ishmael.

Blissfully ignorant that I'd put myself in a life threatening situ.

So you're saying I shouldn't go to a night out?

You should mate.

But just don't say you're Timmy.

'I saw you in the stand'.

'I saw you brushing yer teeth ...'

Better value still & less crowded than Scotrail - CitylinkBus.

Change outa £20 day return Seagate - Buchanan.

Ony drawback is you may be near a piiish stained auld kant like me who

travels for free on all of Scotland's buses.

I am in Glasgow most weeks anyway. Even looking at pictures from in the Admiral on Google maps I see people I know in the photos. May well be in Glasgow that day. I don't plan ahead

comment by The Mighty Quinn (U4099)
posted 33 minutes ago


'I saw you in the stand'.

'I saw you brushing yer teeth ...'




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Agreed mate was going to comment on that earlier but got distracted.

It's the sort of thing that if you say it with your eyebrows up its probably ok.

But if you say it with your eyebrows down its definitely sinister as fack.

I prefer spontaneity myself much to the dismay of family & mates.

Prob too soon for this Dec but talk to Ivan & Jum etc.

Get it done.