What poem?

Jurgen

If he was rain,
he'd be Jurgen Dropp

If he was a farmer,
he'd be Jurgen Cropp

If he was clumsy,
he'd be Jurgen Dropp

If he was playing hopscotch,
he'd be Jurgen Hopp

If he was a janitor,
he'd be Jurgen Mopp

If he was a theatre actor,
he'd be Jurgen Propp

If he worked at Tesco,
he'd be Jurgen Shopp

If he was a traffic light,
he'd be Jurgen Stopp

If he was a musician,
he'd be Jurgen Popp

If he was a police officer,
he'd be Jurgen Copp

If he was angry,
he'd be Jurgen Stropp

But he manages Liverpool,
So he's Jurgen Flopp

Thank you for reading.

Pidier’s estate had it taken down.

If he was on the toilet
He’d be Jurgen Plo......

I mean that's actually quite funny Wahl, if not entirely true

I now see Coutinho’s Mirkin doing one of these for every other PL manager on a weekly basis

comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 3 minutes ago
Pidier’s estate had it taken down.
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May he rest in peace. Brutal way to go.

comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
I now see Coutinho’s Mirkin doing one of these for every other PL manager on a weekly basis
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And you and Baz biting on every single one.

I prefer to think of the Jurgen Dropp as his wrestling finishing move.

Bite

But every single one Mirkdude's articles are a bite in the first place to Pidier so Liverpool still are the losers in that scenario.

True that wahl

Stay of the drugs Wahl

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Of course not, why would I think that?

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1 premier league down for Klopp, just needs to win a couple more to match Mourinho...

comment by W A H L . (U22321)
posted 51 minutes ago
But every single one Mirkdude's articles are a bite in the first place to Pidier so Liverpool still are the losers in that scenario.
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This makes it even worse to bite on Mirkdude's articles, knowing its a boomerang wum.

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Not really, I'd say if you 'bite' on something that's a bite, the bites cancel out and it doesn't count as a bite.

So Liverpool lose.

comment by GTWI4T- some people deserve to get trolled (U6008)
posted 39 seconds ago
comment by W A H L . (U22321)
posted 8 minutes ago
1 premier league down for Klopp, just needs to win a couple more to match Mourinho...
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I said now. As in, at this moment in time, do you think Klopp is a better manager than Jose?
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Lol

OK, I think Klopp will have a achieve just a liiiiittle more in the game before he can be compared to managers like Mourinho or Sir Alex.

That is, unless you want to be thought of as a bit of an idiot.

comment by Coutinho's Merkin (U22212)
posted 21 minutes ago
Mine are pieces of art!
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Pieces of 💩, more like
Specially the Ancelotti one 😂

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No, he isn't. There's a lot of factors going into Liverpool's results and momentum and luck is a big part of it. This is the same manager who finished 8th and then 4th and 4th again.