comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 7 minutes ago
Big day for me yesterday,had to go into Glasgow to get my first ever hearing aid fitted
Jumped on the 39 bus heading to Stirling and hears this noise..psssssttttt psssssssssst pssstttttttttttttt Turns around and two seats back some dodgey looking auld fellow trying to flog me "cookies" as he called them,Ermmm no thanks! What aboot second had chickens? No its fine you keep them.
Anyway I put my phone on and decided to watch my grandma`s funeral on facetime that I was missing due to my appointment.
The cheek of some people.........
And the moral of this story is them who travel on trains and buses deserve all they get.
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😂
If I was Jfk I'd get my drove
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 2 minutes ago
Big day for me yesterday,had to go into Glasgow to get my first ever hearing aid fitted
Jumped on the 39 bus heading to Stirling and hears this noise..psssssttttt psssssssssst pssstttttttttttttt Turns around and two seats back some dodgey looking auld fellow trying to flog me "cookies" as he called them,Ermmm no thanks! What aboot second had chickens? No its fine you keep them.
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was this before or after you got the hearing aid?
if its after you would have to wonder why you would bother mate
on a serious note, how you finding it?
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I’ve got a hearing aid too, Bb!
Fancy a silent bum?
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 42 seconds ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 2 minutes ago
Big day for me yesterday,had to go into Glasgow to get my first ever hearing aid fitted
Jumped on the 39 bus heading to Stirling and hears this noise..psssssttttt psssssssssst pssstttttttttttttt Turns around and two seats back some dodgey looking auld fellow trying to flog me "cookies" as he called them,Ermmm no thanks! What aboot second had chickens? No its fine you keep them.
==========
was this before or after you got the hearing aid?
if its after you would have to wonder why you would bother mate
on a serious note, how you finding it?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I’ve got a hearing aid too, Bb!
Fancy a silent bum?
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No
I like the sound of my farts.
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 41 seconds ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 2 minutes ago
Big day for me yesterday,had to go into Glasgow to get my first ever hearing aid fitted
Jumped on the 39 bus heading to Stirling and hears this noise..psssssttttt psssssssssst pssstttttttttttttt Turns around and two seats back some dodgey looking auld fellow trying to flog me "cookies" as he called them,Ermmm no thanks! What aboot second had chickens? No its fine you keep them.
==========
was this before or after you got the hearing aid?
if its after you would have to wonder why you would bother mate
on a serious note, how you finding it?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I’ve got a hearing aid too, Bb!
Fancy a silent bum?
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You’ll need to shout mate.
Use capitals. Always works that
just trying to cheer the man up
what happened that you suddenly need one mate?
My fooking eyesights going.
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 23 seconds ago
My fooking eyesights going.
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Penalty to Rangers
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 18 seconds ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 23 seconds ago
My fooking eyesights going.
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Penalty to Rangers
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Need to take my nicotene patches off to watch it.
Did Tav miss?
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 1 minute ago
just trying to cheer the man up
what happened that you suddenly need one mate?
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Maybe that time the rest of the clubs put them out on their ear?
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 2 minutes ago
Need to take my nicotene patches off to watch it.
Did Tav miss?
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Well if you’ve got them over your eyes it’s no wonder your sight it going ffs
using this forum would be tricky if you were blind tbf.
They`re helping me quit smoking tho
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 2 minutes ago
They`re helping me quit smoking tho
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Except the pole.
ha, a pink smoker.
smokes the pinks
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 2 minutes ago
They`re helping me quit smoking tho
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Except the pole.
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Good Lord. The audacity to have some minimum wage East European worker do it all for him?
Can’t wait for Brexit.
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 2 minutes ago
They`re helping me quit smoking tho
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Except the pole.
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Ya dancer
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 17 minutes ago
My fooking eyesights going.
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Was it YOU with the 'phone at Rugby Park?
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 2 minutes ago
They`re helping me quit smoking tho
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Except the pole.
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Good Lord. The audacity to have some minimum wage East European worker do it all for him?
Can’t wait for Brexit.
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Quite. Can’t wait until I can bum a faag again without people sniggering.
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 2 minutes ago
They`re helping me quit smoking tho
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Except the pole.
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Good Lord. The audacity to have some minimum wage East European worker do it all for him?
Can’t wait for Brexit.
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bet u cant ya spunkspatoon
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comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 2 minutes ago
They`re helping me quit smoking tho
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Except the pole.
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Good Lord. The audacity to have some minimum wage East European worker do it all for him?
Can’t wait for Brexit.
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Quite. Can’t wait until I can bum a faag again without people sniggering.
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Does that include the fa..?
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posted on 30/1/20
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 7 minutes ago
Big day for me yesterday,had to go into Glasgow to get my first ever hearing aid fitted
Jumped on the 39 bus heading to Stirling and hears this noise..psssssttttt psssssssssst pssstttttttttttttt Turns around and two seats back some dodgey looking auld fellow trying to flog me "cookies" as he called them,Ermmm no thanks! What aboot second had chickens? No its fine you keep them.
Anyway I put my phone on and decided to watch my grandma`s funeral on facetime that I was missing due to my appointment.
The cheek of some people.........
And the moral of this story is them who travel on trains and buses deserve all they get.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
😂
posted on 30/1/20
If I was Jfk I'd get my drove
posted on 30/1/20
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 2 minutes ago
Big day for me yesterday,had to go into Glasgow to get my first ever hearing aid fitted
Jumped on the 39 bus heading to Stirling and hears this noise..psssssttttt psssssssssst pssstttttttttttttt Turns around and two seats back some dodgey looking auld fellow trying to flog me "cookies" as he called them,Ermmm no thanks! What aboot second had chickens? No its fine you keep them.
==========
was this before or after you got the hearing aid?
if its after you would have to wonder why you would bother mate
on a serious note, how you finding it?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I’ve got a hearing aid too, Bb!
Fancy a silent bum?
posted on 30/1/20
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 42 seconds ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 2 minutes ago
Big day for me yesterday,had to go into Glasgow to get my first ever hearing aid fitted
Jumped on the 39 bus heading to Stirling and hears this noise..psssssttttt psssssssssst pssstttttttttttttt Turns around and two seats back some dodgey looking auld fellow trying to flog me "cookies" as he called them,Ermmm no thanks! What aboot second had chickens? No its fine you keep them.
==========
was this before or after you got the hearing aid?
if its after you would have to wonder why you would bother mate
on a serious note, how you finding it?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I’ve got a hearing aid too, Bb!
Fancy a silent bum?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
No
I like the sound of my farts.
posted on 30/1/20
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 41 seconds ago
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 2 minutes ago
Big day for me yesterday,had to go into Glasgow to get my first ever hearing aid fitted
Jumped on the 39 bus heading to Stirling and hears this noise..psssssttttt psssssssssst pssstttttttttttttt Turns around and two seats back some dodgey looking auld fellow trying to flog me "cookies" as he called them,Ermmm no thanks! What aboot second had chickens? No its fine you keep them.
==========
was this before or after you got the hearing aid?
if its after you would have to wonder why you would bother mate
on a serious note, how you finding it?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I’ve got a hearing aid too, Bb!
Fancy a silent bum?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You’ll need to shout mate.
Use capitals. Always works that
posted on 30/1/20
just trying to cheer the man up
what happened that you suddenly need one mate?
posted on 30/1/20
My fooking eyesights going.
posted on 30/1/20
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 23 seconds ago
My fooking eyesights going.
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Penalty to Rangers
posted on 30/1/20
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 18 seconds ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 23 seconds ago
My fooking eyesights going.
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Penalty to Rangers
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posted on 30/1/20
Need to take my nicotene patches off to watch it.
Did Tav miss?
posted on 30/1/20
comment by JFK - The Rebel Treble (U8919)
posted 1 minute ago
just trying to cheer the man up
what happened that you suddenly need one mate?
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Maybe that time the rest of the clubs put them out on their ear?
posted on 30/1/20
C`ear You.
<SLAP>
posted on 30/1/20
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 2 minutes ago
Need to take my nicotene patches off to watch it.
Did Tav miss?
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Well if you’ve got them over your eyes it’s no wonder your sight it going ffs
posted on 30/1/20
using this forum would be tricky if you were blind tbf.
posted on 30/1/20
They`re helping me quit smoking tho
posted on 30/1/20
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 2 minutes ago
They`re helping me quit smoking tho
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Except the pole.
posted on 30/1/20
ha, a pink smoker.
smokes the pinks
posted on 30/1/20
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 2 minutes ago
They`re helping me quit smoking tho
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Except the pole.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Good Lord. The audacity to have some minimum wage East European worker do it all for him?
Can’t wait for Brexit.
posted on 30/1/20
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 2 minutes ago
They`re helping me quit smoking tho
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Except the pole.
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Ya dancer
posted on 30/1/20
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 17 minutes ago
My fooking eyesights going.
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Was it YOU with the 'phone at Rugby Park?
posted on 30/1/20
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 2 minutes ago
They`re helping me quit smoking tho
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Except the pole.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Good Lord. The audacity to have some minimum wage East European worker do it all for him?
Can’t wait for Brexit.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Quite. Can’t wait until I can bum a faag again without people sniggering.
posted on 30/1/20
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 2 minutes ago
They`re helping me quit smoking tho
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Except the pole.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Good Lord. The audacity to have some minimum wage East European worker do it all for him?
Can’t wait for Brexit.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
bet u cant ya spunkspatoon
posted on 30/1/20
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posted on 30/1/20
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Gingernuts (U2992)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by PointyBirds (U21890)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by Bluebell (U7064)
posted 2 minutes ago
They`re helping me quit smoking tho
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Except the pole.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Good Lord. The audacity to have some minimum wage East European worker do it all for him?
Can’t wait for Brexit.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Quite. Can’t wait until I can bum a faag again without people sniggering.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Does that include the fa..?
posted on 30/1/20
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