Well its Sunday morning and last night I got the munchies so I found a "Bombay Bad Boy" pot noodle in the cupboard for starters while I ordered a delivery,I opted for the extra large Donnar on pitta bread with all the trimmings and lathered with extra hot chillie sauce!!!!!!
Anyway the contractions have just kicked in so I'm off to the office.
I'm gonna go for a ...............................Fouuuuu nope am gonna go for a five today it was a big supper that!!!!!!
Suprisingly the going was firm/soft today!!!!!
Well miffed though 8
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Today I will mostly be eating!!!!!!!!!
Boiled Eggs
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The sprouts are on their way
Good luck and best wishes everyone with your festive drops, movements,motions and stools.
Fruit cake,sprouts,pigs in blankets,mouldy stilton,chestnut stuffing and real-ale Its gonna be proper bo I tell thi!!!
I'm just off out to buy the Christmas Fabreeze oh and pick up some betting slips so the guests can join in the festive sweepstakes game.
Well the rest room is looking very festive at Hardwood Palace I must say.
We have auto-sensor pine air freshners,piped music (festive) of course,heated flooring and throne seat,mood lighting and the aloe-vera wipes, oh and of course the betting slips for the stakes.
No expense spared at Hardwood Palace!!!!
Which only leaves me to say "Have a good one" and stay firm.
Lord Hardwood
I've been po. oing regularly over the past 24 hours, and it is like I am pis sing out of my a rs e. I have wiped so much that I am bleeding quite badly, anyone else suffering with pre Christmas s h I t s?
Oh what fun Christmas Morning
I managed to do a "Fred Dibnah" I dropped it in 1 and then shouted out loud "Did yer like that?"
Question for the ladies????????
What is the secret for your round floating bobbers that stubbornly refuse to be flushed???
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Anfield me and Mrs Hardwood had sweet and sour last night as well thats un-canny isnt it?
We had the set meal for two though which was, Hot n sour soup,crispy duck/pancakes,s an s chicken,beef in blackbean sauce,egg fried rice washed down with a few chinese beers.
I've been three times today but theres been no trouble to report, Mrs Hardwood is in the bath I'll just go and enquire if she's had anything to report
No nothing to report she's been just the once all firm an flushed!!
Was it a takeaway or restaurant??
Take care Anfield and go and see your G.P. if its not cleared up tmrw
Yellow Wind Warning tonight
Fabrize at the ready everybody,batten down the hatches
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"At eeeeease................ Sir!!!!" (Wind eaze)
Has everyones bowls got back to normal after the festive season?
Kind of Rob but I still have some left over sprouts in the freezer that need using so this weekend I'm going to make a veggie curry.
I'm going to make a sprout tikka vindaloo that should give the Enoch Powells a bit of exercise
Shi........ gotta go!!!!!! Chillie Con Carne(Loyd Grossmans Xtra hot sauce £1.99p Tesco,Mexican section)
been wiping for 5 minutes, still wiping...
Don't you hate it when you think you've got rid of it so you start wiping, get halfway through then have to do more pooh. Such a waste of bog roll.
Oh Rob ^^^ thanks for opening up and sharing that. Thanks to you I now feel normal just like everybody else. Hooooorrrrrayyy
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posted on 17/12/11
posted on 18/12/11
Well its Sunday morning and last night I got the munchies so I found a "Bombay Bad Boy" pot noodle in the cupboard for starters while I ordered a delivery,I opted for the extra large Donnar on pitta bread with all the trimmings and lathered with extra hot chillie sauce!!!!!!
Anyway the contractions have just kicked in so I'm off to the office.
I'm gonna go for a ...............................Fouuuuu nope am gonna go for a five today it was a big supper that!!!!!!
posted on 18/12/11
Suprisingly the going was firm/soft today!!!!!
Well miffed though 8
posted on 18/12/11
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posted on 18/12/11
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posted on 19/12/11
Today I will mostly be eating!!!!!!!!!
Boiled Eggs
posted on 21/12/11
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posted on 22/12/11
The sprouts are on their way
posted on 23/12/11
Good luck and best wishes everyone with your festive drops, movements,motions and stools.
Fruit cake,sprouts,pigs in blankets,mouldy stilton,chestnut stuffing and real-ale Its gonna be proper bo I tell thi!!!
I'm just off out to buy the Christmas Fabreeze oh and pick up some betting slips so the guests can join in the festive sweepstakes game.
posted on 24/12/11
Well the rest room is looking very festive at Hardwood Palace I must say.
We have auto-sensor pine air freshners,piped music (festive) of course,heated flooring and throne seat,mood lighting and the aloe-vera wipes, oh and of course the betting slips for the stakes.
No expense spared at Hardwood Palace!!!!
Which only leaves me to say "Have a good one" and stay firm.
Lord Hardwood
posted on 24/12/11
I've been po. oing regularly over the past 24 hours, and it is like I am pis sing out of my a rs e. I have wiped so much that I am bleeding quite badly, anyone else suffering with pre Christmas s h I t s?
posted on 26/12/11
Oh what fun Christmas Morning
I managed to do a "Fred Dibnah" I dropped it in 1 and then shouted out loud "Did yer like that?"
posted on 26/12/11
Question for the ladies????????
What is the secret for your round floating bobbers that stubbornly refuse to be flushed???
posted on 3/1/12
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posted on 3/1/12
Anfield me and Mrs Hardwood had sweet and sour last night as well thats un-canny isnt it?
We had the set meal for two though which was, Hot n sour soup,crispy duck/pancakes,s an s chicken,beef in blackbean sauce,egg fried rice washed down with a few chinese beers.
I've been three times today but theres been no trouble to report, Mrs Hardwood is in the bath I'll just go and enquire if she's had anything to report
posted on 3/1/12
No nothing to report she's been just the once all firm an flushed!!
Was it a takeaway or restaurant??
Take care Anfield and go and see your G.P. if its not cleared up tmrw
posted on 4/1/12
Yellow Wind Warning tonight
Fabrize at the ready everybody,batten down the hatches
posted on 5/1/12
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posted on 5/1/12
"At eeeeease................ Sir!!!!" (Wind eaze)
posted on 5/1/12
Has everyones bowls got back to normal after the festive season?
posted on 5/1/12
Kind of Rob but I still have some left over sprouts in the freezer that need using so this weekend I'm going to make a veggie curry.
I'm going to make a sprout tikka vindaloo that should give the Enoch Powells a bit of exercise
posted on 6/1/12
Shi........ gotta go!!!!!! Chillie Con Carne(Loyd Grossmans Xtra hot sauce £1.99p Tesco,Mexican section)
posted on 6/1/12
been wiping for 5 minutes, still wiping...
posted on 6/1/12
Don't you hate it when you think you've got rid of it so you start wiping, get halfway through then have to do more pooh. Such a waste of bog roll.
posted on 6/1/12
Oh Rob ^^^ thanks for opening up and sharing that. Thanks to you I now feel normal just like everybody else. Hooooorrrrrayyy
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