I hav'nt had a motion for three days!!!!
I've been advised to eat treacle sandwiches and liquorice allsorts
Four days now
What am I gonna do?
Any movement yet hardwood?
No!!!!!!
Gonna go for a "try" later (wish me look)
Also remember reading an S A S survival manual and they had a drink recipe and as soon as it past your lips.............!!!! WOOSH,BANG,SPLAT,EYE OF A NEEDLE,TIPPER UP all cleared up.Think I will e-mail Bear Grills if nothing happens
!0 .30 pm
YES YES YES!!!!!!!! Oh I've never felt so empty (In a good way) I've been sat in the office for a good hour and an half.
Ladies please!!! In future don't expect any sympathy about childbirth from me!!!!
What a mess! I think David Charlton the dirty protester in Strangeways prison would have been very proud of me!
So tired now must go to bed.
New diet starts tomorrow
Good night all.
Good morning all
Had a good nights sleep (and a lie in)
Breakfast..... All bran with a treacle drizzle on top
I've got a turtle head poking out
^^^^^^^ Is that really supposed to be funny
I will give you one last chance on this board !!!!
Take your time and come up with something new!!!
Overwize your Facked!!! Now wat I mean????
Put some thought in F C S
Just had to time my latest one in order to coincide with my pizza which is currently cooking
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Anfield, thats bad news mate.
my last one looked like a "picnic" and i aint talking about the chocolate bar either.
it was the size of a hamper, with cutlery and plates to boot.
ive really got to stop these late night drunken food binges, its playing merry hell with my bowls.
I went to a Burns night last night and ate the whole haggis because everyone thought it tasted like zhite
I reckon its gonna be very emotional parting with it, I would'nt like to guess how many thats gonna drop in
Oops must go i've got a movement!!!!!
Ooops does anyone know the number of a good "Brown pipe engineer" the W.C. is out of order because of the haggis!!!!!
"Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that now canae sheet"
What a mess!!!!!!!
Does anybody remember the good old days when dogs used leave white chalky cigars on the pavements??
Never seen any of them for years!!!!
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posted on 7/1/12
Do any of you use water?
posted on 7/1/12
I use a swans neck.
posted on 10/1/12
I hav'nt had a motion for three days!!!!
I've been advised to eat treacle sandwiches and liquorice allsorts
posted on 11/1/12
Four days now
What am I gonna do?
posted on 13/1/12
Any movement yet hardwood?
posted on 13/1/12
You lot are all potty.
posted on 13/1/12
No!!!!!!
Gonna go for a "try" later (wish me look)
Also remember reading an S A S survival manual and they had a drink recipe and as soon as it past your lips.............!!!! WOOSH,BANG,SPLAT,EYE OF A NEEDLE,TIPPER UP all cleared up.Think I will e-mail Bear Grills if nothing happens
posted on 13/1/12
!0 .30 pm
YES YES YES!!!!!!!! Oh I've never felt so empty (In a good way) I've been sat in the office for a good hour and an half.
Ladies please!!! In future don't expect any sympathy about childbirth from me!!!!
What a mess! I think David Charlton the dirty protester in Strangeways prison would have been very proud of me!
So tired now must go to bed.
New diet starts tomorrow
Good night all.
posted on 14/1/12
Good morning all
Had a good nights sleep (and a lie in)
Breakfast..... All bran with a treacle drizzle on top
posted on 15/1/12
I've got a turtle head poking out
posted on 15/1/12
^^^^^^^ Is that really supposed to be funny
posted on 15/1/12
posted on 15/1/12
KuntSpur
posted on 15/1/12
posted on 15/1/12
I will give you one last chance on this board !!!!
Take your time and come up with something new!!!
Overwize your Facked!!! Now wat I mean????
Put some thought in F C S
posted on 21/1/12
Just had to time my latest one in order to coincide with my pizza which is currently cooking
posted on 21/1/12
Poo
posted on 24/1/12
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posted on 26/1/12
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posted on 27/1/12
Anfield, thats bad news mate.
my last one looked like a "picnic" and i aint talking about the chocolate bar either.
it was the size of a hamper, with cutlery and plates to boot.
ive really got to stop these late night drunken food binges, its playing merry hell with my bowls.
posted on 28/1/12
I went to a Burns night last night and ate the whole haggis because everyone thought it tasted like zhite
I reckon its gonna be very emotional parting with it, I would'nt like to guess how many thats gonna drop in
posted on 29/1/12
Oops must go i've got a movement!!!!!
posted on 29/1/12
posted on 29/1/12
Ooops does anyone know the number of a good "Brown pipe engineer" the W.C. is out of order because of the haggis!!!!!
"Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that now canae sheet"
What a mess!!!!!!!
posted on 29/1/12
Does anybody remember the good old days when dogs used leave white chalky cigars on the pavements??
Never seen any of them for years!!!!
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