Last night (Lancashire night)
Starter Tripe and onion with lashings of vinager,
Main Bury black puddings and pigs tenders
Afters (dessert) Lancashire cheese ice cream!!!!
Ecky Thump!!!!!! Should be interesting putting "the tipper" up with that lot.
The dreaded splash back! Don't you hate when it lands plum on the ring?
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Morning Anfield.
I've not checked in yet, had some warm wind though caused by the indian takeaway
Solid bombs this morning.
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I had Indian leftovers last night as a result I'm still puffing warm windy gas
Wiped my bum with thin paper at uni yesterday, cut it right open. just had a poo and was in agony, suggestions?
Morning lads, was It a result of splash back? I hope you line the bowl with paper first!
Pidier you need to bathe it and keep it clean thats a must,also if its painful wiping use wet ones( no fragrance) Next take photos of it and the scene of the accident and take a sample of that nasty paper.
Next report it to the uni so they can, pardon the pun,Log it.
Next ring those accident claim people.
I always line Sir Digby! But a top-tip, if your dropping off in un-familier surroundings always make sure when lining there is enough left for the wipe.
The Queen is celebrating sixty years on the throne this year.
On behalf of myself and I hope all the very regular people on hear it gives me great pleasure in saying
"Congratulations Ma am and long may sit on the throne for many years to come".
A toast!!!!! The Queen!!
How many years have our regular contributors to this page sat on their "Throne"?
Iv'e sat on mine for 44!!!!!! ( )*( )
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Don't know what does it look like? Is it a solid
Asda have kindly donated a years supply of tripple ply loo roll and fabreeze airfreshner to the 100th poster.
BIG thanks to Asda and good luck bowel movers.
No cheap stuff for a royal rear
Happy 100th poo-st everyone!
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posted on 4/2/12
Last night (Lancashire night)
Starter Tripe and onion with lashings of vinager,
Main Bury black puddings and pigs tenders
Afters (dessert) Lancashire cheese ice cream!!!!
Ecky Thump!!!!!! Should be interesting putting "the tipper" up with that lot.
posted on 6/2/12
The dreaded splash back! Don't you hate when it lands plum on the ring?
posted on 6/2/12
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posted on 6/2/12
Morning Anfield.
I've not checked in yet, had some warm wind though caused by the indian takeaway
posted on 6/2/12
Solid bombs this morning.
posted on 7/2/12
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posted on 7/2/12
I had Indian leftovers last night as a result I'm still puffing warm windy gas
posted on 7/2/12
Wiped my bum with thin paper at uni yesterday, cut it right open. just had a poo and was in agony, suggestions?
posted on 7/2/12
Morning lads, was It a result of splash back? I hope you line the bowl with paper first!
posted on 7/2/12
Pidier you need to bathe it and keep it clean thats a must,also if its painful wiping use wet ones( no fragrance) Next take photos of it and the scene of the accident and take a sample of that nasty paper.
Next report it to the uni so they can, pardon the pun,Log it.
Next ring those accident claim people.
posted on 7/2/12
I always line Sir Digby! But a top-tip, if your dropping off in un-familier surroundings always make sure when lining there is enough left for the wipe.
posted on 7/2/12
The Queen is celebrating sixty years on the throne this year.
On behalf of myself and I hope all the very regular people on hear it gives me great pleasure in saying
"Congratulations Ma am and long may sit on the throne for many years to come".
A toast!!!!! The Queen!!
posted on 7/2/12
How many years have our regular contributors to this page sat on their "Throne"?
Iv'e sat on mine for 44!!!!!! ( )*( )
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Don't know what does it look like? Is it a solid
posted on 21/2/12
Asda have kindly donated a years supply of tripple ply loo roll and fabreeze airfreshner to the 100th poster.
BIG thanks to Asda and good luck bowel movers.
posted on 21/2/12
I want andrex
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No cheap stuff for a royal rear
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Happy 100th poo-st everyone!
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