Apparently the Americans started the Wuhan thing

You've done a Heed

Heed beat you to the conspiracy theory article 2 days ago

comment by Prankster - Dr Pu$$y (U22336)
posted 32 minutes ago
Apparently the Americans started the Wuhan thing
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Well, they’ve likely started a whole lot of bad shiiit we don’t know about, but I doubt this is on them

It was a Chinese guy eating a bat that caused it.
First time ever that happened...

comment by Zico 😎 (U21900)
posted 59 seconds ago
It was a Chinese guy eating a bat that caused it.
First time ever that happened...
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Well, makes from an African shafting a monkey to get Ebola.....

Na, that was the very same Chinese guy, pumped the monkey and ate the bat. Shot JFK anaw fae the grassy knoll and faked the Moon landings. He's in the Mafia apparently, kens Jack Ruby well.

It stems from a Pangolin, not a bat or dog or owt else.

It's the only way the pangolins can fight back.

Stop eating us.

You guys will enjoy this, funniest thing i have seen in ages relating to this mess we are in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_iBOg5OfBg

comment by Cinciwolf----JA606 NFL Fantasy Champion 2019----No Emotional Attachments....five long years (U11551)
posted 8 hours, 33 minutes ago
It stems from a Pangolin, not a bat or dog or owt else.
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Pretty sure the science is very sure it stems from the bat and transferred via the pangolin?

https://mobile.twitter.com/rrr91x/status/1241422824088141825

Scottish version

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 4 hours, 19 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----JA606 NFL Fantasy Champion 2019----No Emotional Attachments....five long years (U11551)
posted 8 hours, 33 minutes ago
It stems from a Pangolin, not a bat or dog or owt else.
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Pretty sure the science is very sure it stems from the bat and transferred via the pangolin?
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Either way just stop eating them.

Don't they also grind the pangolin scales for mystical medicine

comment by super phoenix rangers - I drank a lava lamp (U14864)
posted 4 minutes ago
https://mobile.twitter.com/rrr91x/status/1241422824088141825

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comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by super phoenix rangers - I drank a lava lamp (U14864)
posted 4 minutes ago
https://mobile.twitter.com/rrr91x/status/1241422824088141825

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Good but not as good as the original

comment by Cinciwolf----JA606 NFL Fantasy Champion 2019----No Emotional Attachments....five long years (U11551)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by super phoenix rangers - I drank a lava lamp (U14864)
posted 4 minutes ago
https://mobile.twitter.com/rrr91x/status/1241422824088141825

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Good but not as good as the original
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The American donut one ?

I think the ice lolly is funnier

Probably because in Glasgow that actually lcould happen

Facebook last night, 20 or 30 teenagers drinking in the local park, a post was created criticising their parents for letting them out to do so.

The parents responding with:

"Ach they're jusy young let them enjoy it"
"My boys no infected anyway'
"There's no cases of the virus here yet"
"No cvnts telling me whit tae dae"
"I've goat diabetes but the puny virus ull no beat me"

This is why intelligent extraterrestrial life won't make contact with us.