If anybody has an old oil tanker lying around can I borrow it to pop over to the States and pick up half a million tonnes of the stuff. I was an officer on oil tankers for many years and if we could do this it would be a nice little earner to add to my pension.
2.17 a gallon here in NJ at the moment.
Not sure about the prices but sailed on 300,000 tonne supertankers. Bring a load of that back and you are talking about 60 million quid or thereabouts.
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
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He sounds like a barrel of laughs
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We've got so much renewable energy now that we don't need fossil fuels anymore.
Why not stop pumping? Or is that too simple...
comment by Stay Safe (U1250)
posted 49 seconds ago
Why not stop pumping? Or is that too simple...
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Takes them ages to shut down production then get it back up I believe. Remember that really bad rig fire in the 80’s or 90’s, piper alpha? That was made way worse as it was getting pumped oil or gas from another rig and they wouldn’t shut it off because it would cost them a fortune to do so, so they delayed and it got way worse if memory serves me right.
The thing that has blown my mind most about this whole virus crisis has been the incredible lack of preparedness for anything outside of the normal.
It is actually quite frightening how ill prepared some of the worlds supposed superpowers really are.
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
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He sounds like a barrel of laughs
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That was a bit crude
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
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He sounds like a barrel of laughs
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That was a bit crude
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You know him too well
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
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He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
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You know him too well
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Nice puns these, very slick
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
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He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
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Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tired now, time for Olay down
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tired now, time for Olay down
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These are terrible. You guys are a Shell of your former selves
comment by Cinciwolf----JA606 NFL Fantasy Champion 2019----No Emotional Attachments....five long years (U11551)
posted 1 hour, 15 minutes ago
The thing that has blown my mind most about this whole virus crisis has been the incredible lack of preparedness for anything outside of the normal.
It is actually quite frightening how ill prepared some of the worlds supposed superpowers really are.
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You can't bomb a virus
comment by Troy's Tanguy Tanganga of Tottenham (U6468)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----JA606 NFL Fantasy Champion 2019----No Emotional Attachments....five long years (U11551)
posted 1 hour, 15 minutes ago
The thing that has blown my mind most about this whole virus crisis has been the incredible lack of preparedness for anything outside of the normal.
It is actually quite frightening how ill prepared some of the worlds supposed superpowers really are.
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You can't bomb a virus
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Someone in the Whitehouse has probably spent the last four weeks explaining to the Orange one why that won't work?
comment by Ollie Crankshaw (U1734)
posted 39 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tired now, time for Olay down
----------------------------------------------------------------------
These are terrible. You guys are a Shell of your former selves
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I like a good pun myself but these'll give me nightmares.
comment by Ollie Crankshaw (U1734)
posted 9 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tired now, time for Olay down
----------------------------------------------------------------------
These are terrible. You guys are a Shell of your former selves
----------------------------------------------------------------------
My BP is through the roof reading these
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Ollie Crankshaw (U1734)
posted 9 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tired now, time for Olay down
----------------------------------------------------------------------
These are terrible. You guys are a Shell of your former selves
----------------------------------------------------------------------
My BP is through the roof reading these
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Anyone would think this thread was a rig!
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Ollie Crankshaw (U1734)
posted 9 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tired now, time for Olay down
----------------------------------------------------------------------
These are terrible. You guys are a Shell of your former selves
----------------------------------------------------------------------
My BP is through the roof reading these
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Anyone would think this thread was a rig!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Agreed - we should drill down into the cause of it
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posted on 20/4/20
Well well well
posted on 20/4/20
If anybody has an old oil tanker lying around can I borrow it to pop over to the States and pick up half a million tonnes of the stuff. I was an officer on oil tankers for many years and if we could do this it would be a nice little earner to add to my pension.
posted on 20/4/20
2.17 a gallon here in NJ at the moment.
posted on 20/4/20
Not sure about the prices but sailed on 300,000 tonne supertankers. Bring a load of that back and you are talking about 60 million quid or thereabouts.
posted on 20/4/20
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
posted on 20/4/20
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
posted on 20/4/20
There will be blood.....
posted on 20/4/20
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 20/4/20
We've got so much renewable energy now that we don't need fossil fuels anymore.
posted on 20/4/20
Why not stop pumping? Or is that too simple...
posted on 20/4/20
comment by Stay Safe (U1250)
posted 49 seconds ago
Why not stop pumping? Or is that too simple...
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Takes them ages to shut down production then get it back up I believe. Remember that really bad rig fire in the 80’s or 90’s, piper alpha? That was made way worse as it was getting pumped oil or gas from another rig and they wouldn’t shut it off because it would cost them a fortune to do so, so they delayed and it got way worse if memory serves me right.
posted on 20/4/20
The thing that has blown my mind most about this whole virus crisis has been the incredible lack of preparedness for anything outside of the normal.
It is actually quite frightening how ill prepared some of the worlds supposed superpowers really are.
posted on 20/4/20
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
posted on 20/4/20
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
posted on 20/4/20
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
posted on 20/4/20
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
posted on 20/4/20
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tired now, time for Olay down
posted on 20/4/20
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tired now, time for Olay down
----------------------------------------------------------------------
These are terrible. You guys are a Shell of your former selves
posted on 20/4/20
comment by Cinciwolf----JA606 NFL Fantasy Champion 2019----No Emotional Attachments....five long years (U11551)
posted 1 hour, 15 minutes ago
The thing that has blown my mind most about this whole virus crisis has been the incredible lack of preparedness for anything outside of the normal.
It is actually quite frightening how ill prepared some of the worlds supposed superpowers really are.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You can't bomb a virus
posted on 20/4/20
comment by Troy's Tanguy Tanganga of Tottenham (U6468)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Cinciwolf----JA606 NFL Fantasy Champion 2019----No Emotional Attachments....five long years (U11551)
posted 1 hour, 15 minutes ago
The thing that has blown my mind most about this whole virus crisis has been the incredible lack of preparedness for anything outside of the normal.
It is actually quite frightening how ill prepared some of the worlds supposed superpowers really are.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You can't bomb a virus
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Someone in the Whitehouse has probably spent the last four weeks explaining to the Orange one why that won't work?
posted on 20/4/20
comment by Ollie Crankshaw (U1734)
posted 39 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tired now, time for Olay down
----------------------------------------------------------------------
These are terrible. You guys are a Shell of your former selves
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I like a good pun myself but these'll give me nightmares.
posted on 21/4/20
I bet JR's spewing.
posted on 21/4/20
comment by Ollie Crankshaw (U1734)
posted 9 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tired now, time for Olay down
----------------------------------------------------------------------
These are terrible. You guys are a Shell of your former selves
----------------------------------------------------------------------
My BP is through the roof reading these
posted on 21/4/20
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Ollie Crankshaw (U1734)
posted 9 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tired now, time for Olay down
----------------------------------------------------------------------
These are terrible. You guys are a Shell of your former selves
----------------------------------------------------------------------
My BP is through the roof reading these
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Anyone would think this thread was a rig!
posted on 21/4/20
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Ollie Crankshaw (U1734)
posted 9 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 21 seconds ago
My mate Derrick will be spewing. Or not.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
He sounds like a barrel of laughs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
That was a bit crude
----------------------------------------------------------------------
You know him too well
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nice puns these, very slick
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Could have been a bit more refined....
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Tired now, time for Olay down
----------------------------------------------------------------------
These are terrible. You guys are a Shell of your former selves
----------------------------------------------------------------------
My BP is through the roof reading these
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Anyone would think this thread was a rig!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Agreed - we should drill down into the cause of it
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