comment by Ole-Dirty-Baztard (U19119)
posted 42 minutes ago
Now now not nice shinju
But your rhymes are tragic
With your mum just now
Her blowies are magic

Liverpool, city of the rat
I once passed on your sister
She was way too fat

They say klopp is a real thriller
Well, that’s news to me
As he looks like a serial killer

Hi cold eyes, and scruffy beard
He could easily be someone’s gramp
But instead resembles a psychotic tramp

You winning could have realised our fears
But thanks to atletico, you ended up in tears
Because it looks like now....
you’ll have to wait 30 more years

Still it’s not all bad, so near so far
But just incase, you’ve always got var
A butterfly flaps its wings in Nepal
On the pitch Causes mane to take a fall
The ref blows, his whistle hard
Don’t worry, penalty says var











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Say what now?

My sister is slim so you gotta be lying
Its my mums that's fat yet in bed you're lieing
I know it feels like you're floating in the air
But remember I came outta there

You're missus just texted,
she's been arrested
For sending her d1c piks to the boys at United
She denied it at first,
but caved in when upended
She said you used to be tight, but now you're distended

Don't mention Klopp name,
are you facking insane?
never ever again,
call that name in vain
He's forgotten more about coaching
than Ole will ever know about eggs poaching
his cold eyes and scruffy beard
make him look like Thor
Mjolnir he summons
and with Ole's face he mops the floor
They used to say we was cursed
But he put that crack in a hearse
Talk about six and now the league is under
Our grasp been 30 years since it went asunder
The metal is so heavy you can't help but wonder
How similar is this to his arrival at Wakanda


I don't know how many times
I can say the same thing that rhymes
But I'll bet you a dime
That sniffers still can't rhyme.

Word.

comment by Wahl Icht - (U22332)
posted 1 hour, 11 minutes ago
he's never been as crap as Matic
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Bahahaahahaahahahaahahaha

Matic is 100 million billion trillion times the player Hendo will ever be
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Drugs are bad kids.

Matic shiiits all over Horrenderson.

See