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oh come on my feeble minding friend, its not that bad. yeah we have our ups and downs but hey, theres nothing better than going down the local borough to watch the boys put on a show. so chin up

its nice to see you're a positive person but come on El, snap back to reality. things arent great here. so whack out your bikini clad privates and spur the team on.

seriously mate i dont see how showing the world my jonjo would make a difference. if you thing it would reverse their vasectomies you've got another thing coming.

*i meant think

so you're not a female?

of course im not a female you halfwit. im a man, a real man. i'm 6ft2, built like an ox, have a hairy chest and have done the poznan on a cold tuesday night in stoke. how about you?

well El im a lady. im not just any lady, im a . i've been on this board for an awfully long time but all the guys i've come across are creepy. infact ones standing outside my house now, hiding behind my cherry tree. what shall i do El im getting really worried

Have no fear, El Capitan is here

tha than-a naaaaaa that than-a naaaaaaaaaaaa

i will save you from that evil monster!

* el capitan flies in using the magic carpet he bought in the kidderminster sunday carboot sale and lands on the $pud, crushing him into this mash potato form. the evil stalker is defeated and the hero of the day, el capitan is greeted by this semi naked woman.

oh el capitan my hero. you really are my prince charming and my word, you were right about that hairy chest. please do come in

*and that fellas is how it ended. el capitan walked into the mysterious girls mansion, popped her cherry and from then on, they lived happily ever after. amen

hey

we have company

i like what you've done with the place.

i really have made the place my own its actually quite refreshing, getting away from all the media attention and laying low on this board. it means i can get my feelings out and spend time with my girlfriend on the side