MAJESTY:
Sorry, but the boxing point on which he based his attack was potentially contentious and required a reasonably detailed mini analysis to refute.
Just skip the boxing details if you're not interested and go straight to the latter bit.
As always, you most loyal and obedient servant(hoping soon to be made a Lord!) Kid Shenan.
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Arise Sir Shen ,Lord of Greyabbey and Earl of Mount Vernon
Shen, sounds like you and Little Mick are about to do some Bare A$$ boxing? Get a room lads
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS, KING MICK, NOBLE MONARCH OF THE OUTER ISLES AND ALL THAT LIES BETWEEN THE MOUNTAINS AND THE SEAS:
My Lord, today you have made your most humble and obedient servant the happiest subject in your realm! Would it be OK if I changed Mount Vernon to Bushmills?
HOSED:
Referring to his Majesty King Mick as "Little Mick" is not really appropriate. There have already been some rumblings at court about it and to be quite honest, if I hadnt stepped in on your behalf, you would probably be on your way to the tower or IFA HQ right now!
Regarding King Mick making me an Earl cos we get on well and all that, theres really no need to be jealous. You really should try to get some love in your life HOSEY, thats what its all about really. You're spending far too much time on sectarian skirmishing with Megan, BlueBalls and the others. Its not healthy! I know, thats a bit rich coming from me. I must confess Im always getting my pots and kettles mixed up, especially the black ones! Fregging useless utensils anyway! If you ask me, a fella's always better off sticking to bottles.
Anyway, my investure is tomorrow. I really must try to look my best. Now where are those leather cowboy chaps Billy Connolly gave me for Xmas? The ones with the arxe all cut away, Mad Max style. Oh its going to be a wonderful day! I know Spangles will be so proud of me! Hes such a sucker for royalty and all that. Simple fellow at heart. Easily pleased poor thing.
By the way, his Majesty and I are not bothering about "getting a room". Why should we when dearest Micky(familarity is OK for Earls) has palaces all over the place. Dont worry, I'll put in a good word for you and, despite your inauspicious start, Im sure we'll be seeing you in a royal page's uniform in no time!
Chin, chin!
Regards, His Lordship, the Right Honourable, Earl of Bushmills!
Jealously is hanging out of Home & Hosed
Well something is hanging out of him on a regular basis I would say
Little Mick illusions of grandeur maybe?
HOSED:
For goodness sake, calm down Pal!
Im on the verge of clinching you a position as a Royal Page and you come out with comments like that!
Shen, just playing along with you and the King....
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posted on 13/10/11
MAJESTY:
Sorry, but the boxing point on which he based his attack was potentially contentious and required a reasonably detailed mini analysis to refute.
Just skip the boxing details if you're not interested and go straight to the latter bit.
As always, you most loyal and obedient servant(hoping soon to be made a Lord!) Kid Shenan.
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Arise Sir Shen ,Lord of Greyabbey and Earl of Mount Vernon
posted on 13/10/11
Shen, sounds like you and Little Mick are about to do some Bare A$$ boxing? Get a room lads
posted on 13/10/11
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS, KING MICK, NOBLE MONARCH OF THE OUTER ISLES AND ALL THAT LIES BETWEEN THE MOUNTAINS AND THE SEAS:
My Lord, today you have made your most humble and obedient servant the happiest subject in your realm! Would it be OK if I changed Mount Vernon to Bushmills?
posted on 14/10/11
HOSED:
Referring to his Majesty King Mick as "Little Mick" is not really appropriate. There have already been some rumblings at court about it and to be quite honest, if I hadnt stepped in on your behalf, you would probably be on your way to the tower or IFA HQ right now!
Regarding King Mick making me an Earl cos we get on well and all that, theres really no need to be jealous. You really should try to get some love in your life HOSEY, thats what its all about really. You're spending far too much time on sectarian skirmishing with Megan, BlueBalls and the others. Its not healthy! I know, thats a bit rich coming from me. I must confess Im always getting my pots and kettles mixed up, especially the black ones! Fregging useless utensils anyway! If you ask me, a fella's always better off sticking to bottles.
Anyway, my investure is tomorrow. I really must try to look my best. Now where are those leather cowboy chaps Billy Connolly gave me for Xmas? The ones with the arxe all cut away, Mad Max style. Oh its going to be a wonderful day! I know Spangles will be so proud of me! Hes such a sucker for royalty and all that. Simple fellow at heart. Easily pleased poor thing.
By the way, his Majesty and I are not bothering about "getting a room". Why should we when dearest Micky(familarity is OK for Earls) has palaces all over the place. Dont worry, I'll put in a good word for you and, despite your inauspicious start, Im sure we'll be seeing you in a royal page's uniform in no time!
Chin, chin!
Regards, His Lordship, the Right Honourable, Earl of Bushmills!
posted on 14/10/11
Jealously is hanging out of Home & Hosed
posted on 14/10/11
Well something is hanging out of him on a regular basis I would say
posted on 15/10/11
Little Mick illusions of grandeur maybe?
posted on 15/10/11
HOSED:
For goodness sake, calm down Pal!
Im on the verge of clinching you a position as a Royal Page and you come out with comments like that!
posted on 15/10/11
Shen, just playing along with you and the King....
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