Tried that after seeing the hack on Facebook, worked a treat for my Gu pot to take to work Fuming when I checked my pringles though.
2 litre Coca Cola bottle tops fit perfectly on 2 litre Pepsi bottles
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
And Lilt & Tango
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Although not on Iron bru.
comment by BATTYWACK (U2254)
posted 12 seconds ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
And Lilt & Tango
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Although not on Iron bru.
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Scottish independence for ya
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by BATTYWACK (U2254)
posted 12 seconds ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
And Lilt & Tango
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Although not on Iron bru.
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Scottish independence for ya
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comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 48 seconds ago
Buy flushable wet wipes. The rest of the morons will be fighting in the bog paper aisle, your smart fella like me saves a fortune and the hassle by buying these. One wipe & polish with one of them has my arrsehole so clean you could eat waffles with ice cream and maple syrup out of it. Cleaner and more economical.
If you must have bog paper then be clever about it - take a leaf out of Bobby Charlatans book and pilfer as much of it from the bogs at your office as possible, or from public khazes.
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Just use local takeaway leaflets that get shoved through your door by the thousands
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comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 3 minutes ago
Here’s another tip - if you’re full of cold and need to blow your nose but can’t be arrsed to get out of bed for some tissues, just take your pants off and use them - BUT, make sure you use the gonads side as you may have followed through a bit in the gusset, and you don’t wanna be smearing sheite on your face do you.
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mug
Save money on batteries by only putting them in your clock when you want to know the time.
comment by Half a Big Bite - Bobby Firms is gonna getcha (U7237)
posted 2 minutes ago
Save money on batteries by only putting them in your clock when you want to know the time.
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Genius
Easily distinguish between alligators and crocodiles by paying attention to whether the reptile sees you later or in a while
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
Easily distinguish between alligators and crocodiles by paying attention to whether the reptile sees you later or in a while
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if you've thought that one up yourself kudos...so let's pretend that you did.
comment by Don Draper's dandruff (U20155)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
Easily distinguish between alligators and crocodiles by paying attention to whether the reptile sees you later or in a while
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if you've thought that one up yourself kudos...so let's pretend that you did.
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I think you can guess where that’s from
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
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I think you can guess where that’s from
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i haven't read viz for years, so was going to give you the credit
comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 47 minutes ago
Buy flushable wet wipes. The rest of the morons will be fighting in the bog paper aisle, your smart fella like me saves a fortune and the hassle by buying these. One wipe & polish with one of them has my arrsehole so clean you could eat waffles with ice cream and maple syrup out of it. Cleaner and more economical.
If you must have bog paper then be clever about it - take a leaf out of Bobby Charlatans book and pilfer as much of it from the bogs at your office as possible, or from public khazes.
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Looking forward to ace’s upcoming ted talk.
It seems that you all must be too young to remember the texture or smell of Izal toilet paper in the outside bog in granny's garden. I know it sounds like the name of an Arsenal player but it was just as c**p.
Milk bottle lids fit onto baby bottles
Just go to a drive through McDonalds and you will be given more napkins than you will know what to do with.
Set custom ringtones for people you don't like. When they call you can ignore them and listen to your favourite song at the same time.
Can't find your bookmark? Use ketchup instead
If you are blind and use Braille, never mistake your cheese-grater for a book.
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posted on 4/1/21
Tried that after seeing the hack on Facebook, worked a treat for my Gu pot to take to work Fuming when I checked my pringles though.
posted on 4/1/21
2 litre Coca Cola bottle tops fit perfectly on 2 litre Pepsi bottles
posted on 4/1/21
And Lilt & Tango
posted on 4/1/21
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
And Lilt & Tango
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Although not on Iron bru.
posted on 4/1/21
comment by BATTYWACK (U2254)
posted 12 seconds ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
And Lilt & Tango
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Although not on Iron bru.
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Scottish independence for ya
posted on 4/1/21
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by BATTYWACK (U2254)
posted 12 seconds ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 3 minutes ago
And Lilt & Tango
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Although not on Iron bru.
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Scottish independence for ya
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posted on 4/1/21
Comment deleted by Site Moderator
posted on 4/1/21
comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 48 seconds ago
Buy flushable wet wipes. The rest of the morons will be fighting in the bog paper aisle, your smart fella like me saves a fortune and the hassle by buying these. One wipe & polish with one of them has my arrsehole so clean you could eat waffles with ice cream and maple syrup out of it. Cleaner and more economical.
If you must have bog paper then be clever about it - take a leaf out of Bobby Charlatans book and pilfer as much of it from the bogs at your office as possible, or from public khazes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just use local takeaway leaflets that get shoved through your door by the thousands
posted on 4/1/21
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posted on 4/1/21
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posted on 4/1/21
You’re too fussy mate
posted on 4/1/21
comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 3 minutes ago
Here’s another tip - if you’re full of cold and need to blow your nose but can’t be arrsed to get out of bed for some tissues, just take your pants off and use them - BUT, make sure you use the gonads side as you may have followed through a bit in the gusset, and you don’t wanna be smearing sheite on your face do you.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
mug
posted on 4/1/21
Save money on batteries by only putting them in your clock when you want to know the time.
posted on 4/1/21
comment by Half a Big Bite - Bobby Firms is gonna getcha (U7237)
posted 2 minutes ago
Save money on batteries by only putting them in your clock when you want to know the time.
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Genius
posted on 4/1/21
Easily distinguish between alligators and crocodiles by paying attention to whether the reptile sees you later or in a while
posted on 4/1/21
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
Easily distinguish between alligators and crocodiles by paying attention to whether the reptile sees you later or in a while
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if you've thought that one up yourself kudos...so let's pretend that you did.
posted on 4/1/21
comment by Don Draper's dandruff (U20155)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
posted 1 minute ago
Easily distinguish between alligators and crocodiles by paying attention to whether the reptile sees you later or in a while
----------------------------------------------------------------------
if you've thought that one up yourself kudos...so let's pretend that you did.
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I think you can guess where that’s from
posted on 4/1/21
comment by Geoff Tipps (U1449)
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I think you can guess where that’s from
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i haven't read viz for years, so was going to give you the credit
posted on 4/1/21
comment by Ace (U22467)
posted 47 minutes ago
Buy flushable wet wipes. The rest of the morons will be fighting in the bog paper aisle, your smart fella like me saves a fortune and the hassle by buying these. One wipe & polish with one of them has my arrsehole so clean you could eat waffles with ice cream and maple syrup out of it. Cleaner and more economical.
If you must have bog paper then be clever about it - take a leaf out of Bobby Charlatans book and pilfer as much of it from the bogs at your office as possible, or from public khazes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Looking forward to ace’s upcoming ted talk.
posted on 5/1/21
It seems that you all must be too young to remember the texture or smell of Izal toilet paper in the outside bog in granny's garden. I know it sounds like the name of an Arsenal player but it was just as c**p.
posted on 5/1/21
Milk bottle lids fit onto baby bottles
posted on 5/1/21
Just go to a drive through McDonalds and you will be given more napkins than you will know what to do with.
posted on 5/1/21
Set custom ringtones for people you don't like. When they call you can ignore them and listen to your favourite song at the same time.
posted on 5/1/21
Can't find your bookmark? Use ketchup instead
posted on 5/1/21
If you are blind and use Braille, never mistake your cheese-grater for a book.
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