comment by _Viva_Vida (U6044)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by rosso - he hands you a nickel, and he hands you a dime, and he asks you with a grin if you're havin' a good time (U17054)
posted 12 minutes ago
“ United have match threads of 1000+ comments...”

Just don’t read the comments, please, for your own sanity
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95% of the comments are generated by on average 6.3 posters. Key words from the match thread word cloud: 'Gollum' - 'PE' - 'Gashford' - 'C@nt' - 'end of season' - 'YES!'

[The researcher who carried out the statistical analysis from which I quote has since been sectioned in a secure facility]
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Can add in 'how we playing lads'.

We also don't ban all non-United fans.
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It's not my field but I'd have thought these forums would be rich material for an ethnographic field study.

comment by Red Russian (U4715)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Thorgen Kloppinson - Son of the Soil (U1282)
posted 1 minute ago
This actually makes me sad Two years of grief from the mentality monsters when they were winning and breaking records then 5 months of dog poo form and you all disappear. Grow a pair. United have match threads of 1000+ comments and they havent won a bean in God knows how many years
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That happens when your team is crap. People have a lot to say when your team is sheet.

When United win there are less articles that when United lose. I've seen posters complaining about that many times.on the Manc board.

Hopefully United board can have many more 1000 comment articles.
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The United board on JA and BBC before it was always a hive of discussion during the highs of the Fergie era just as it is now. I'm sorry to contradict you, but engagement with our forum isn't driven by the ups and downs of our club's fortunes, but by the timeless qualities of vitriol, ignorance and tribal bitterness. And the fact that there's just more of us than you, because we have the might of the Home Counties behind us.
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Yeah, what RR said.

We have 1000 comment threads because pretty much everyone on our board wants to kill each other, whether we win or lose.

comment by Thorgen Kloppinson - Son of the Soil (U1282)
posted 14 minutes ago
This actually makes me sad Two years of grief from the mentality monsters when they were winning and breaking records then 5 months of dog poo form and you all disappear. Grow a pair. United have match threads of 1000+ comments and they havent won a bean in God knows how many years
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That happens when your team is crap. People have a lot to say when your team is sheet.

When United win there are less articles that when United lose. I've seen posters complaining about that many times.on the Manc board.

Hopefully United board can have many more 1000 comment articles.
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Not in the slightest😂😂

Have you not been on the board after a united win these days, youd think we actually lost😂😂😂

Yeah, what RR said.

We have 1000 comment threads because pretty much everyone on our board wants to kill each other, whether we win or lose.

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It's the battle royale dynamic. Supreme entertainment.

This actually makes me sad Two years of grief from the mentality monsters when they were winning and breaking records then 5 months of dog poo form and you all disappear. Grow a pair. United have match threads of 1000+ comments and they havent won a bean in God knows how many years.

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Quick glance shows you’ve only commented on 2 Liverpool match threads this year. Commented on 3 Man U ones though.

So maybe stop contributing so much to the ManU board and start to go on the Liverpool match threads before moaning?

comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke (U19119)
posted 33 minutes ago
comment by RB&W (U21434)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by rosso - he hands you a nickel, and he hands you a dime, and he asks you with a grin if you're havin' a good time (U17054)
posted 8 minutes ago
“ United have match threads of 1000+ comments...”

Just don’t read the comments, please, for your own sanity
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Tonight's could be a classic.
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We aren’t going to get beat by Granada..
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I doubt it too, but we might not trounce them 0-9 with a swagger

The abuse Keita and TAA got on social media is abhorrent. He didn't have a good game yesterday but idiots gonna idiot.

That being said, I think TAA is a decent player, but it's hard to utilize your strength if you're playing a makeshift back 4. I think the England set up is better suited to utilize his strength.

Is he ever known as Stoke on, or just Stoke?

comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 1 minute ago
Is he ever known as Stoke on, or just Stoke?
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or even Burton on.

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comment by Hulk - Admin 5 (U1250)
posted 31 minutes ago
“ United have match threads of 1000+ comments...”
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How long did that take?

Not very good defensively, but has a very good cross on him.

comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Hulk - Admin 5 (U1250)
posted 31 minutes ago
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How long did that take?
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Why did you have to quote-reply to that MU52? The scrolling was tiresome enough the first time.

Pretty outdated to say a fullbacks first job is to defend imo

Another excerpt directly from a United match thread:

- FACK OFF RASHFORD. He’s facking Championship standard most weeks.

- Our entire front line is Championship standard.

- Better than Maguire and Lindelof then. I play with better defenders in my Sunday league side.

-Yep, literally the worst two CBs ever to play for United.

- The only half decent player we have is Bruno, and he’s been shiiiit for months now.

- He’s awful too.

- My five year old passes the ball better than Bruno.

- He was world class before our coaching staff got ahold of him.

- None of our players can keep ahold of the ball. I swear we give it away more than any other side in the league.

- They coaching staff ruins every single player that arrives at this club, not that the scouts are finding the right players. What do they even do?

- Can’t wait for this season to end.

- This is the worst performing team in the history of the Premier League. How are we not in the relegation zone?

- We’ve fluked every single point we’ve gained this season, bar none.

- Let’s all go and kick our pets again.

- I’m going to shout at my wife and child instead.

Etc.

comment by rosso - he hands you a nickel, and he hands you a dime, and he asks you with a grin if you're havin' a good time (U17054)
posted 57 seconds ago
Another excerpt directly from a United match thread:

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and these quotes were all from the 90th minute of the southampton game.

comment by rosso - he hands you a nickel, and he hands you a dime, and he asks you with a grin if you're havin' a good time (U17054)
posted 1 minute ago
Another excerpt directly from a United match thread:

- FACK OFF RASHFORD. He’s facking Championship standard most weeks.

- Our entire front line is Championship standard.

- Better than Maguire and Lindelof then. I play with better defenders in my Sunday league side.

-Yep, literally the worst two CBs ever to play for United.

- The only half decent player we have is Bruno, and he’s been shiiiit for months now.

- He’s awful too.

- My five year old passes the ball better than Bruno.

- He was world class before our coaching staff got ahold of him.

- None of our players can keep ahold of the ball. I swear we give it away more than any other side in the league.

- They coaching staff ruins every single player that arrives at this club, not that the scouts are finding the right players. What do they even do?

- Can’t wait for this season to end.

- This is the worst performing team in the history of the Premier League. How are we not in the relegation zone?

- We’ve fluked every single point we’ve gained this season, bar none.

- Let’s all go and kick our pets again.

- I’m going to shout at my wife and child instead.

Etc.
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And that’s just one poster

Diddums Gang in their absolute plom in that list of quotes.

be more interesting to put names to these quotes (Plump, Kaz, Arab, Rooney, Scholsey, N2, etc, etc.)

comment by rosso - he hands you a nickel, and he hands you a dime, and he asks you with a grin if you're havin' a good time (U17054)
posted 10 minutes ago
Another excerpt directly from a United match thread:

- FACK OFF RASHFORD. He’s facking Championship standard most weeks.

- Our entire front line is Championship standard.

- Better than Maguire and Lindelof then. I play with better defenders in my Sunday league side.

-Yep, literally the worst two CBs ever to play for United.

- The only half decent player we have is Bruno, and he’s been shiiiit for months now.

- He’s awful too.

- My five year old passes the ball better than Bruno.

- He was world class before our coaching staff got ahold of him.

- None of our players can keep ahold of the ball. I swear we give it away more than any other side in the league.

- They coaching staff ruins every single player that arrives at this club, not that the scouts are finding the right players. What do they even do?

- Can’t wait for this season to end.

- This is the worst performing team in the history of the Premier League. How are we not in the relegation zone?

- We’ve fluked every single point we’ve gained this season, bar none.

- Let’s all go and kick our pets again.

- I’m going to shout at my wife and child instead.

Etc.
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What I like is how you get a succession of comments like this, and then suddenly a few posts saying '1-0'...'Yes!'...'Great strike Bruno' and then it gradually settles back into the old pattern as the other team presses for an equaliser.

comment by RB&W (U21434)
posted 12 minutes ago
Diddums Gang in their absolute plom in that list of quotes.

be more interesting to put names to these quotes (Plump, Kaz, Arab, Rooney, Scholsey, N2, etc, etc.)
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Calling me angry yet obsessed with my name. An individual so stupid and lacks basic reading comprehension that you proceeded to show us a quote that goes against your claim to make your point. What a plonker.

comment by scholayScholes (U13961)
posted 31 seconds ago
comment by RB&W (U21434)
posted 12 minutes ago
Diddums Gang in their absolute plom in that list of quotes.

be more interesting to put names to these quotes (Plump, Kaz, Arab, Rooney, Scholsey, N2, etc, etc.)
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Calling me angry yet obsessed with my name. An individual so stupid and lacks basic reading comprehension that you proceeded to show us a quote that goes against your claim to make your point. What a plonker.
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What is your name anyway? I don't even know.

And you are clearly angry, you daft plank

Maybe everyone should get their comments in now, saves time later. This is 100% what'll happen:

- first half good first five minutes, then look like theyve never played together for the next 40

- Granada journeymen look fast and technically good, run the midfield, get behind the fullbacks at will. Score from a corner in the 30th minute.

- Much better second half, United dominate but cant score. Looks like one of those nights.

- 80th minute penalty and 88th minute goal put us in the lead. Granada miss open goal in 3rd minute of injury time.

Diddumsfest ensues.

- Can’t wait for this season to end.

which clown said this

Ole not subbing half the team before half time and then Diddums spending the rest of the game moaning about how he leaves his subs too late.