Spell to open Emma Watson's chastity belt

"Alohomora"

Moreno on for Villa Real!

Arsenal have a chance!

comment by Freedom FC (Diamond Hands) (U7214)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted less than a minute ago
Emma Watson peaked in Harry Potter
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What does Pique have to do with this
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It's the only crack in his defence that he allows

Still 0-0 in the Arsenal game.

comment by Shark Lives Matter #SLM 🐟 (U22339)
posted 3 seconds ago
Moreno on for Villa Real!

Arsenal have a chance!
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FFS don't say that 😂

Beeky hasn’t really been bad but not really grabbed his chance with both hands either.

comment by Freedom FC (Diamond Hands) (U7214)
posted about a minute ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted less than a minute ago
Emma Watson peaked in Harry Potter
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What does Pique have to do with this
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She has twin piques

5 mins injury time for the gooners

comment by Matth_2015 (U20438)
posted less than a minute ago
Still 0-0 in the Arsenal game.
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0-0 like 2 bum holes

comment by Constantinople (U11781)
posted less than a minute ago
5 mins injury time for the gooners
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Good ebening

Linesman wasn’t giving that until he saw Brandon getting it ffs

Brandon Williams has more bookings (4) than starts (3) for Manchester United this season

comment by Michael. (U1170)
posted 11 seconds ago
Beeky hasn’t really been bad but not really grabbed his chance with both hands either.
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He's been invisible. Totally anonymous

Got the ball.

comment by Plump - #LoveUtdHateGlazers (U22314)
posted 3 seconds ago
comment by Freedom FC (Diamond Hands) (U7214)
posted about a minute ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted less than a minute ago
Emma Watson peaked in Harry Potter
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What does Pique have to do with this
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She has twin piques
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Which is just like his wife, small and humble….

comment by Plump - #LoveUtdHateGlazers (U22314)
posted 25 seconds ago
comment by Freedom FC (Diamond Hands) (U7214)
posted about a minute ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted less than a minute ago
Emma Watson peaked in Harry Potter
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What does Pique have to do with this
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She has twin piques
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Shakira shakira

I would get her to say Petrificus Totalus to make me stiff

Ahhh Shakira

comment by Glazers_Out (SE85) (U21241)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Michael. (U1170)
posted 11 seconds ago
Beeky hasn’t really been bad but not really grabbed his chance with both hands either.
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He's been invisible. Totally anonymous
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correct

comment by Michael. (U1170)
posted less than a minute ago
Got the ball.
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Yeah so did Emma

comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Michael. (U1170)
posted less than a minute ago
Got the ball.
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Yeah so did Emma
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Hand to ball?

comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted 0 seconds ago
I would get her to say Petrificus Totalus to make me stiff
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Youd get expecto patronumed and still stay soft

Finally got rid of our semi-final curse.

comment by Prem (U7618)
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comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
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comment by Michael. (U1170)
posted less than a minute ago
Got the ball.
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Yeah so did Emma
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Hand to ball?
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Properly whacked it

comment by Prem (U7618)
posted 8 seconds ago
comment by Pun Guy (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Michael. (U1170)
posted less than a minute ago
Got the ball.
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Yeah so did Emma
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Hand to ball?
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Na straight in from behind