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posted on 3/9/21

It’s not. Woodward and the glazers are there signing autographs and you can pay for a selfie with them, for only £75! Bargain

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 3/9/21

I don't get people who get tats like the guy on his leg. Almost as cringe as getting your partner's name tattooed on yourself. Why??

posted on 3/9/21

comment by Pun Withdrawal Symptoms (U21588)
posted 58 seconds ago
I don't get people who get tats like the guy on his leg. Almost as cringe as getting your partner's name tattooed on yourself. Why??
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Agreed 100%

posted on 3/9/21

Saw that on my way to work loads of people queuing right round those cranes. Bit weird but whatever floats your boat I guess. If I was off on a Friday though would not be rushing to OT first thing in the morning.

posted on 3/9/21

comment by Pun Withdrawal Symptoms (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
I don't get people who get tats like the guy on his leg. Almost as cringe as getting your partner's name tattooed on yourself. Why??
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Saw a Spurs fan on holiday in Magaluf in 2000.

They'd just signed Sergei Rebrov.

He'd got his mates to write 'Rebrov' and the number '11' on his back in sun cream so it didn't tan in the sun.

Inventive, not quite a tattoo, but still something a nobhead would do.

posted on 3/9/21

comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 12 seconds ago
comment by Pun Withdrawal Symptoms (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
I don't get people who get tats like the guy on his leg. Almost as cringe as getting your partner's name tattooed on yourself. Why??
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Saw a Spurs fan on holiday in Magaluf in 2000.

They'd just signed Sergei Rebrov.

He'd got his mates to write 'Rebrov' and the number '11' on his back in sun cream so it didn't tan in the sun.

Inventive, not quite a tattoo, but still something a nobhead would do.
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I cringe every time I see full kit or football top waankers on holiday. You just know they eat egg and chips at the dog and duck, rather than a local resteraunt. . Thankfully I tend to not go to shiiitty Spanish resorts often at all, so don’t see that many these days.

posted on 3/9/21

comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke-Penited (U19119)
posted 8 minutes ago
It’s not. Woodward and the glazers are there signing autographs and you can pay for a selfie with them, for only £75! Bargain
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I’d happily pay £75 to get within arms’ reach of any of those caaaaaaants…

https://giphy.com/gifs/hoppip-kill-bill-movie-imt-WDpgbGctTnxuw

posted on 3/9/21

comment by rosso - time to #takefootballback (U17054)
posted 10 seconds ago
comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke-Penited (U19119)
posted 8 minutes ago
It’s not. Woodward and the glazers are there signing autographs and you can pay for a selfie with them, for only £75! Bargain
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I’d happily pay £75 to get within arms’ reach of any of those caaaaaaants…

https://giphy.com/gifs/hoppip-kill-bill-movie-imt-WDpgbGctTnxuw
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But would leave with a Ronaldo top?

posted on 3/9/21

Not seen it mentioned on here but a class act from Cavani.

Sadly on here a few days ago we had a few dipshits slamming him for having the audacity of wanting to play for his country.

comment by Pun (U21588)

posted on 3/9/21

comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Pun Withdrawal Symptoms (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
I don't get people who get tats like the guy on his leg. Almost as cringe as getting your partner's name tattooed on yourself. Why??
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Saw a Spurs fan on holiday in Magaluf in 2000.

They'd just signed Sergei Rebrov.

He'd got his mates to write 'Rebrov' and the number '11' on his back in sun cream so it didn't tan in the sun.

Inventive, not quite a tattoo, but still something a nobhead would do.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

posted on 3/9/21

comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke-Penited (U19119)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by rosso - time to #takefootballback (U17054)
posted 10 seconds ago
comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke-Penited (U19119)
posted 8 minutes ago
It’s not. Woodward and the glazers are there signing autographs and you can pay for a selfie with them, for only £75! Bargain
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I’d happily pay £75 to get within arms’ reach of any of those caaaaaaants…

https://giphy.com/gifs/hoppip-kill-bill-movie-imt-WDpgbGctTnxuw
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But would leave with a Ronaldo top?
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Provided there was a 100% discount. And only to wear in private.

posted on 3/9/21

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 32 seconds ago
Not seen it mentioned on here but a class act from Cavani.

Sadly on here a few days ago we had a few dipshits slamming him for having the audacity of wanting to play for his country.
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I don’t think anyone had a problem with him wanting to play for his country tbf.

More like it felt that he was taking liberties after coming back from an already extended holiday.

posted on 3/9/21

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 2 minutes ago
Not seen it mentioned on here but a class act from Cavani.

Sadly on here a few days ago we had a few dipshits slamming him for having the audacity of wanting to play for his country.
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posted on 3/9/21

Cavani is class

Annoying that the best new chant we've had in ages has to be altered before there's barely been chance to sing it at a game though

posted on 3/9/21

comment by rosso - time to #takefootballback (U17054)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke-Penited (U19119)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by rosso - time to #takefootballback (U17054)
posted 10 seconds ago
comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke-Penited (U19119)
posted 8 minutes ago
It’s not. Woodward and the glazers are there signing autographs and you can pay for a selfie with them, for only £75! Bargain
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I’d happily pay £75 to get within arms’ reach of any of those caaaaaaants…

https://giphy.com/gifs/hoppip-kill-bill-movie-imt-WDpgbGctTnxuw
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But would leave with a Ronaldo top?
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Provided there was a 100% discount. And only to wear in private.
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with you there

posted on 3/9/21

Also re the queueing, why have none of these people got the internet ffs, you can buy it online.

posted on 3/9/21

comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke-Penited (U19119)
posted 15 minutes ago
It’s not. Woodward and the glazers are there signing autographs and you can pay for a selfie with them, for only £75! Bargain
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God, i hope RDD is locked in his basement today... I'm not keen on the owners but wouldn't like to see them romanced to death

posted on 3/9/21

comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 26 seconds ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 32 seconds ago
Not seen it mentioned on here but a class act from Cavani.

Sadly on here a few days ago we had a few dipshits slamming him for having the audacity of wanting to play for his country.
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I don’t think anyone had a problem with him wanting to play for his country tbf.

More like it felt that he was taking liberties after coming back from an already extended holiday.
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Same thing. Quite literally. How is playing for your country taking liberties.

posted on 3/9/21

comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke-Penited (U19119)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 12 seconds ago
comment by Pun Withdrawal Symptoms (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
I don't get people who get tats like the guy on his leg. Almost as cringe as getting your partner's name tattooed on yourself. Why??
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Saw a Spurs fan on holiday in Magaluf in 2000.

They'd just signed Sergei Rebrov.

He'd got his mates to write 'Rebrov' and the number '11' on his back in sun cream so it didn't tan in the sun.

Inventive, not quite a tattoo, but still something a nobhead would do.
----------------------------------------------------------------------


I cringe every time I see full kit or football top waankers on holiday. You just know they eat egg and chips at the dog and duck, rather than a local resteraunt. . Thankfully I tend to not go to shiiitty Spanish resorts often at all, so don’t see that many these days.
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I've been to Magaluf five times (including 2000) and I didn't eat much of the local produce then to be honest. I have got better as I've got older though. We were actually on a plane coming back from there in 2001 when the Twin Towers were hit.

posted on 3/9/21

comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 23 seconds ago
Also re the queueing, why have none of these people got the internet ffs, you can buy it online.
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Online shopping is not as fun as the real thing but if there was a huge queue outside of the store I’d just do it online.

posted on 3/9/21

comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 20 seconds ago
comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 23 seconds ago
Also re the queueing, why have none of these people got the internet ffs, you can buy it online.
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Online shopping is not as fun as the real thing but if there was a huge queue outside of the store I’d just do it online.
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Are you facking mental? Or a woman? Online shopping is FAR better than traipsing around some crappy shopping centre.

posted on 3/9/21

comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke-Penited (U19119)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 12 seconds ago
comment by Pun Withdrawal Symptoms (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
I don't get people who get tats like the guy on his leg. Almost as cringe as getting your partner's name tattooed on yourself. Why??
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Saw a Spurs fan on holiday in Magaluf in 2000.

They'd just signed Sergei Rebrov.

He'd got his mates to write 'Rebrov' and the number '11' on his back in sun cream so it didn't tan in the sun.

Inventive, not quite a tattoo, but still something a nobhead would do.
----------------------------------------------------------------------


I cringe every time I see full kit or football top waankers on holiday. You just know they eat egg and chips at the dog and duck, rather than a local resteraunt. . Thankfully I tend to not go to shiiitty Spanish resorts often at all, so don’t see that many these days.
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Full kit vvanks should be euthanized.

I haven't even wore a jersey in about 20 years

posted on 3/9/21

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by The Process (U20671)
posted 26 seconds ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 32 seconds ago
Not seen it mentioned on here but a class act from Cavani.

Sadly on here a few days ago we had a few dipshits slamming him for having the audacity of wanting to play for his country.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I don’t think anyone had a problem with him wanting to play for his country tbf.

More like it felt that he was taking liberties after coming back from an already extended holiday.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Same thing. Quite literally. How is playing for your country taking liberties.
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It’s the fact that he had already missed the start of the season by choice then came back for one game and expected to go to Uruguay and miss another 2-3 games.

I wasn’t one of the ones criticising him for it but I get where people were coming from.

posted on 3/9/21

comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Ole-dirty-baztard - You want ole in, ole out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Do the ole Koke-Penited (U19119)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 12 seconds ago
comment by Pun Withdrawal Symptoms (U21588)
posted 2 minutes ago
I don't get people who get tats like the guy on his leg. Almost as cringe as getting your partner's name tattooed on yourself. Why??
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Saw a Spurs fan on holiday in Magaluf in 2000.

They'd just signed Sergei Rebrov.

He'd got his mates to write 'Rebrov' and the number '11' on his back in sun cream so it didn't tan in the sun.

Inventive, not quite a tattoo, but still something a nobhead would do.
----------------------------------------------------------------------


I cringe every time I see full kit or football top waankers on holiday. You just know they eat egg and chips at the dog and duck, rather than a local resteraunt. . Thankfully I tend to not go to shiiitty Spanish resorts often at all, so don’t see that many these days.
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I've been to Magaluf five times (including 2000) and I didn't eat much of the local produce then to be honest. I have got better as I've got older though. We were actually on a plane coming back from there in 2001 when the Twin Towers were hit.
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You are dead to me now diafol

To be fair I would be surprised there is any local cuisine in a toilet like magaluf

comment by Ruiney (U1005)

posted on 3/9/21

My pride and joy when I was younger was the 96/97 purple Schmeichel shirt. Grown men queuing for a Ronaldo shirt better have a kid they’re buying it for.

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