Yeah they'd only have to worry about getting stabbed in london.

Shut up.

I guarantee they're both inside jobs because apparently the burglars know what type of security the players have. Surely it's someone inside both clubs leaking info to get a slice of the criminal proceeds?

comment by Culèr The Brand ✅ (U9489)
posted 3 minutes ago
I guarantee they're both inside jobs because apparently the burglars know what type of security the players have. Surely it's someone inside both clubs leaking info to get a slice of the criminal proceeds?
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It's always the tea lady

I blame the Tories.

and the southern biased media

and Thatcher

and immigrants, coming over here breaking into our homes

and Brexit.

What's that tea ladies name again Kash ?

Maybe Pogba should have put in a better performance v Atletico then.

Avoid North at all cost not safe for rich people

I have never been as far south as the north

comment by Njazi Kuqi (U1734)
posted 28 seconds ago
I have never been as far south as the north
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You should be in Glasgow area then

comment by Mrs Ramsdale (U21751)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Njazi Kuqi (U1734)
posted 28 seconds ago
I have never been as far south as the north
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You should be in Glasgow area then
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What?

There wives would probably be murdered by the police if they moved down South.

Northern thieves steal while you are away and don't hurt anyone.

In London they attack you with knives in broad daylight.

comment by 🇺🇦 Boris 'Inky' Gibson 🇺🇦 (U5901)
posted 17 minutes ago
There wives would probably be murdered by the police if they moved down South.
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Where wives?

They shud all ask 4 a trans-fur too Napoli ware they eud b safe n happie

comment by #4zA - 🇮🇹🇺🇦 no al calcio moderno (U22472)
posted 1 minute ago
They shud all ask 4 a trans-fur too Napoli ware they eud b safe n happie
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So they have to pay tax to the mob? No thanks

<Cough> Ozil <Cough>Kolasinac

<cough> Lampard.

comment by Njazi Kuqi (U1734)
posted 32 minutes ago
comment by 🇺🇦 Boris 'Inky' Gibson 🇺🇦 (U5901)
posted 17 minutes ago
There wives would probably be murdered by the police if they moved down South.
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Where wives?
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Their wives, you were right to point out my glaring mistake..

..now fek off.

Obvious solution. Clubs offer domestic protection while players are away on club duty or players pay for it themselves. Some wives may not like or agree to it but then accept the possible consequences.
I can't believe that there is not a company who offer trained, vetted, female bodyguard services.

The OP seems to think the players live in inner city ghettos.

Yep London is definitely safer 😂😂😂

Another truism is that if players decided to play for only London clubs they would seriously have to lower their achievement, career and market price expectations. What decent team would want to sign a player without ambition?

Tower Hamlets v Leafy Cheshire.

comment by 🇺🇦 Boris 'Inky' Gibson 🇺🇦 (U5901)
posted 15 minutes ago
Tower Hamlets v Leafy Cheshire.
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Tower hamlets is probably home to some of the wealthiest people in the country...