Hope he becomes the black Evra.

Worth €15m just to shut the usual suspects up for a day or two.

Can't say I've ever seen him play?

Anyone any idea what he's like?

Am I the only one who gets pist off that they have to mock up every player in the shirt of their supposed new club before they've actually signed? I'm sure we can all picture what he'll look like in a United shirt without a crude Photoshop (I'm assuming this is photoshopped as nothing official from the club). Unnecesssary

comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 12 seconds ago
Can't say I've ever seen him play?

Anyone any idea what he's like?
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Scores, assists or successfully tackles an opponent every single time he’s on the ball.

I have only seen him on YouTube.

comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 28 seconds ago
Am I the only one who gets pist off that they have to mock up every player in the shirt of their supposed new club before they've actually signed? I'm sure we can all picture what he'll look like in a United shirt without a crude Photoshop (I'm assuming this is photoshopped as nothing official from the club). Unnecesssary
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I like the ones that are really badly done though, they have more charm to them.

comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by merrysupersteve (monitoring the situation) (U1132)
posted 28 seconds ago
Am I the only one who gets pist off that they have to mock up every player in the shirt of their supposed new club before they've actually signed? I'm sure we can all picture what he'll look like in a United shirt without a crude Photoshop (I'm assuming this is photoshopped as nothing official from the club). Unnecesssary
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I like the ones that are really badly done though, they have more charm to them.
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🤣 This is true

comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 12 seconds ago
Can't say I've ever seen him play?

Anyone any idea what he's like?
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Scores, assists or successfully tackles an opponent every single time he’s on the ball.

I have only seen him on YouTube.
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just watched a vid and I concur

Apparently we have agreed a fee with Ajax for Martinez as well

comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 6 minutes ago
Can't say I've ever seen him play?

Anyone any idea what he's like?
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Best in the world now we've signed him.

Never seen play.

comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 6 minutes ago
Can't say I've ever seen him play?

Anyone any idea what he's like?
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I've never heard of him before this week

Seems he's a wee bit of a mystery, still the price for a 22yr old international isnt bad so it's a probable worthwhile gamble?

Would be unlikely to be worse than Telles as well

comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 12 minutes ago
Can't say I've ever seen him play?

Anyone any idea what he's like?
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https://twitter.com/HemmenKees/status/1541804585936896000?t=D6st9-K2hXedC3hgNblD3w&s=19

https://twitter.com/HemmenKees/status/1541809408384040960?t=gN7vjjx0YJT1RD8NYIogQA&s=19

comment by Christopher (U20930)
posted 7 seconds ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 12 minutes ago
Can't say I've ever seen him play?

Anyone any idea what he's like?
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https://twitter.com/HemmenKees/status/1541804585936896000?t=D6st9-K2hXedC3hgNblD3w&s=19

https://twitter.com/HemmenKees/status/1541809408384040960?t=gN7vjjx0YJT1RD8NYIogQA&s=19
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Cheers mate, if he's 80% of what Evra was I'd be ok with that

Will the new kits be launched now.

comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Christopher (U20930)
posted 7 seconds ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 12 minutes ago
Can't say I've ever seen him play?

Anyone any idea what he's like?
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https://twitter.com/HemmenKees/status/1541804585936896000?t=D6st9-K2hXedC3hgNblD3w&s=19

https://twitter.com/HemmenKees/status/1541809408384040960?t=gN7vjjx0YJT1RD8NYIogQA&s=19
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Cheers mate, if he's 80% of what Evra was I'd be ok with that
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Let’s hope he’s not 80% as insane

comment by Christopher (U20930)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted 12 minutes ago
Can't say I've ever seen him play?

Anyone any idea what he's like?
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https://twitter.com/HemmenKees/status/1541804585936896000?t=D6st9-K2hXedC3hgNblD3w&s=19

https://twitter.com/HemmenKees/status/1541809408384040960?t=gN7vjjx0YJT1RD8NYIogQA&s=19
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I called him the Dutch Evra first.

Thing with Evra was I remember his first game he got absolutely torn to prices and plopped on, then he barely ad a bad game after it. Can't think of many having so much success after such an awful debut.

I think the very logical reason we signed him is because ETH has been watching him for a long time and now is convinced he is the guy for United. It is outrageous to think the only reason we are signing him is because of the fact that he shares same agent as De Kong and he is just a sweetener to De Jong's deal.

I can’t wait to see Nohlmans melt down over this.

comment by FootyMcfootfoot (U21853)
posted 37 minutes ago
Thing with Evra was I remember his first game he got absolutely torn to prices and plopped on, then he barely ad a bad game after it. Can't think of many having so much success after such an awful debut.
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Vidic was just as bad in that game on debut too

He turned out ok

Could’ve ironed his new kit for the photo ffs.

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Doesn’t bode well for his pressing game.

comment by The-ComeBack-Kings (U18502)
posted 32 minutes ago
I think the very logical reason we signed him is because ETH has been watching him for a long time and now is convinced he is the guy for United. It is outrageous to think the only reason we are signing him is because of the fact that he shares same agent as De Kong and he is just a sweetener to De Jong's deal.
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I read earlier that the deal has taken some time to get done because he ousted his agent from the deal to get a member of his family to oversee the deal.

comment by Elvis: King of Cult (U7425)
posted 1 hour, 2 minutes ago
comment by The-ComeBack-Kings (U18502)
posted 32 minutes ago
I think the very logical reason we signed him is because ETH has been watching him for a long time and now is convinced he is the guy for United. It is outrageous to think the only reason we are signing him is because of the fact that he shares same agent as De Kong and he is just a sweetener to De Jong's deal.
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I read earlier that the deal has taken some time to get done because he ousted his agent from the deal to get a member of his family to oversee the deal.
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Keep the agent fee in the family eh.