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Haaland - What Impresses you the most?

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comment by Elvis (U7425)

posted on 1/9/22

His huge lips

posted on 1/9/22

comment by Posh Mufc Great Hafi Not Arrogant Just Better (U6578)
posted 1 minute ago
Ronaldo 07-08 though was better. Its a shame he had no VAR then as he had so many goals wrongly disallowed during 06-09 period.
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He was better at some things, worse at others

Haaland to this City side would make a bigger difference than that era Ronaldo would have imo

posted on 1/9/22

He''s massive, quick, strong, clinical and a great mentality on the pitch and with the media who he's taken control of with his interview style.

Bet he's got a cauk you could club someone to death with.

posted on 1/9/22

The funny thing is that as good as Haaland is - and imo he’s the best 9 in the world - Alvarez looks amazing too. City did well this window

posted on 1/9/22

comment by Tiddles (U17634)
posted 18 minutes ago
His movement is some of the best I’ve seen.

His ability to know where to be is second to none
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That's the thing... This, combined with City's ability to carve open defences, will probably see him score more goals just from inside the six-yard box than a lot of strikers score altogether in a whole season, and then you add the one-on-ones and the other types of goal he'll score.

posted on 1/9/22

comment by Kamikaze Blue (U7450)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Glazers Out (SE85) (U21241)
posted 55 seconds ago
He's got a face only a mother could love.
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haha you uttter loser. Last night I noticed a truly stunning girl sat just behind me in the corporate bit. Turns out shes his g/f - so, kind of you to worry on his behalf, but I think he's doing ok with the ladies.
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I heard he's a shoe-in for the next Alien vs Predator film tbf.

posted on 1/9/22

Despite his fair hair and complexion he tans well, very impressive ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

posted on 1/9/22

Rob

Yeah, at a time where top strikers are impossible to get City went and got 2 who are both only 22 and look brilliant and combined cost less than what we've paid for Antony.

posted on 1/9/22

comment by Robb Stifler (U22716)
posted 2 minutes ago
The funny thing is that as good as Haaland is - and imo he’s the best 9 in the world - Alvarez looks amazing too. City did well this window
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Only made them 60m profit as well

posted on 1/9/22

Haaland looks like a replicant from the Blade Runner universe

posted on 1/9/22

comment by manutd1982 (U6633)
posted 1 minute ago
Rob

Yeah, at a time where top strikers are impossible to get City went and got 2 who are both only 22 and look brilliant and combined cost less than what we've paid for Antony.
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That’s why they are where they are and we are where we are ๐Ÿ˜ฟ

posted on 1/9/22

comment by Glazers Out (SE85) (U21241)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by Kamikaze Blue (U7450)
posted 34 minutes ago
comment by Glazers Out (SE85) (U21241)
posted 55 seconds ago
He's got a face only a mother could love.
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haha you uttter loser. Last night I noticed a truly stunning girl sat just behind me in the corporate bit. Turns out shes his g/f - so, kind of you to worry on his behalf, but I think he's doing ok with the ladies.
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I heard he's a shoe-in for the next Alien vs Predator film tbf.
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You can tell his missus by looking for the female John Wayne impersonator

posted on 1/9/22

John Wayne could roll a ciggie and ride a horse at the same time. I'm not sure Haaland could.

posted on 1/9/22

comment by RB&W - Whiteside has done it again (U21434)
posted 4 minutes ago
John Wayne could roll a ciggie and ride a horse at the same time. I'm not sure Haaland could.

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He would roll the horse and ride the ciggie

posted on 1/9/22

comment by RB&W - Whiteside has done it again (U21434)
posted 17 minutes ago
John Wayne could roll a ciggie and ride a horse at the same time. I'm not sure Haaland could.

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posted on 1/9/22

comment by Posh Mufc Great Hafi Not Arrogant Just Better (U6578)
posted 1 hour, 8 minutes ago
Ronaldo 07-08 though was better. Its a shame he had no VAR then as he had so many goals wrongly disallowed during 06-09 period.
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What we’re Ronaldo’s expected goals 06-09 had var been in use?

comment by Bumble (U6465)

posted on 1/9/22

Great player, you can't deny he's almost Rooney ugly though๐Ÿ˜

posted on 1/9/22

Shouldn’t be mentioned in the same breath as Ronaldo just yet, in any context.

But he’s going to win you titles. Of that I have no doubt.

posted on 1/9/22

Is this the Grindr board?

posted on 1/9/22

He has 124 goals in 122 club games since joining Salzburg.

20 goals in 21 for what must be a pretty average Norwegian team.

The guys is ridiculous and only injuries can stop him imo.

posted on 1/9/22

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posted on 1/9/22

City fan posting nonsense on the United board about one of their players for what?

posted on 1/9/22

Really don’t understand why he cost “so little” in comparative terms - £50-60M or something?

Richarlison cost us £60M ffs

posted on 1/9/22

Richarlison scored 10 goals last season, Haaland has scored 9 in 5 games.

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