Lol was bound to happen

comment by Dwight K Schrute (U22590)
posted 1 minute ago
Handball

What a surprise there’s no VAR when it happens against us
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Even with VAR it happens against us

Martial has more goals than Ronaldo this season.

T9nyyyy

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted less than a minute ago
Facking awful, wtaf are we doing there?

Amd BOOM we score whilst I'm typing
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What a qwerty! That was absolutely asdfghjkl!

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted less than a minute ago
Facking awful, wtaf are we doing there?

Amd BOOM we score whilst I'm typing
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I'm a tad drunk if honest but will loosen my fingers, we might even win this ?

Was it Dalot who put Bruno through?

comment by Jalisco Red - The Axis of Ant[h]ony (U4195)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted less than a minute ago
Facking awful, wtaf are we doing there?

Amd BOOM we score whilst I'm typing
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Type more!
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What a qwerty! That was absolutely asdfghjkl!
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Stop speaking Welsh!

comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted less than a minute ago
Facking awful, wtaf are we doing there?

Amd BOOM we score whilst I'm typing
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Type more!
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I'm a tad drunk if honest but will loosen my fingers, we might even win this ?
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Do it do it do it

Just realised Rash is playing for us tonight

Van De Beek looks like he’s got no stamina. Gassing already

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 6 seconds ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted less than a minute ago
Facking awful, wtaf are we doing there?

Amd BOOM we score whilst I'm typing
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Type more!
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I'm a tad drunk if honest but will loosen my fingers, we might even win this ?
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Do it do it do it
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Exactly what she says to me

Was listening to the Peter Crouch podcast and he was talking about how some players would be absolute world beaters in training every day week after week but sh*t their pants when they stepped out in front of fans.

I am utterly certain that McTominay is one of those players. There’s no other explanation.

Martial scores in his first start, Ronaldo has been trying for weeks

comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 6 seconds ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 2 seconds ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle, just in case, I'm sorry! (U4388)
posted less than a minute ago
Facking awful, wtaf are we doing there?

Amd BOOM we score whilst I'm typing
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Type more!
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I'm a tad drunk if honest but will loosen my fingers, we might even win this ?
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Do it do it do it
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Exactly what she says to me


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Bruno is such a moany cuuunt

comment by Redastomatoes- Feels very Moyesian...cleverson forever!If he is good enough he is ready! (U12026)
posted 7 seconds ago
Martial scores in his first start, Ronaldo has been trying for weeks
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He’s got 4 goals to Ronaldo’s 3 now.

comment by Redastomatoes- Feels very Moyesian...cleverson forever!If he is good enough he is ready! (U12026)
posted 6 seconds ago
Martial scores in his first start, Ronaldo has been trying for weeks
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Martial has more goals and as many assists in a fraction of the minutes.

comment by Lisandro The King Martinez (U10026)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Redastomatoes- Feels very Moyesian...cleverson forever!If he is good enough he is ready! (U12026)
posted 7 seconds ago
Martial scores in his first start, Ronaldo has been trying for weeks
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He’s got 4 goals to Ronaldo’s 3 now.
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GOAT

Rashford and Martial should swap positions imo

comment by Ignacio Varga (U11781)
posted less than a minute ago
Rashford and Martial should swap positions imo
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No chance. Rashford would’ve missed the one that Martial scored.

Merciful Lord. Maguire

This could still go either way? That said I'm heftily drunk so am SURE we will win

I preferred Maguire up front. Less of a threat.

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