comment by The Post Nearly Man (U1270)
posted 24 seconds ago
comment by Mo Salahhhhh 7-0 Egyptian King 👑 (U8829)
posted 31 seconds ago
What a weird old season this has been.
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Shaping up to be fairly satisfactory all round, I'd say
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Yup

comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 39 seconds ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 1 minute ago
Saudí money for another Middle East state sweet fairytale
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Cmon this is a top achievement
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You will be wearing a sky blue frilly skirt next and swooning at Pep when they do the treble.
Until Qatar buy us this is all free money shiiite including the Saudis, right to reserve judgement reserved if we get a Sheik of our own.
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Newcastle haven't spent billions yet have they?

We best do the job against Chelsea on Thursday

comment by #4zA Napul3 (U22472)
posted 3 minutes ago
Hope the Newcastle ownets dont loose there heads while celebrate or accidentally execute n dismember members of the press
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Hejazzed up the press box for them.

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 26 seconds ago
comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 39 seconds ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 1 minute ago
Saudí money for another Middle East state sweet fairytale
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Cmon this is a top achievement
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You will be wearing a sky blue frilly skirt next and swooning at Pep when they do the treble.
Until Qatar buy us this is all free money shiiite including the Saudis, right to reserve judgement reserved if we get a Sheik of our own.
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Newcastle haven't spent billions yet have they?
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More than they could have done without what is the Saudi sovereign fund, poor little Newcastle my ass they are sitting on the biggest mountain of cash in world football, plus Ant & Dec can just feck straight off the smug tw@ts

Hopefully the relegation battle will come alive on the last day but I think it will just be something of a damp squib. Very poor end to the season...once again.

comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 26 seconds ago
comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 39 seconds ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 1 minute ago
Saudí money for another Middle East state sweet fairytale
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Cmon this is a top achievement
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You will be wearing a sky blue frilly skirt next and swooning at Pep when they do the treble.
Until Qatar buy us this is all free money shiiite including the Saudis, right to reserve judgement reserved if we get a Sheik of our own.
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Newcastle haven't spent billions yet have they?
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More than they could have done without what is the Saudi sovereign fund, poor little Newcastle my ass they are sitting on the biggest mountain of cash in world football, plus Ant & Dec can just feck straight off the smug tw@ts
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Do not besmirch the good name of Ant & Dec

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 26 seconds ago
comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 39 seconds ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 1 minute ago
Saudí money for another Middle East state sweet fairytale
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Cmon this is a top achievement
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You will be wearing a sky blue frilly skirt next and swooning at Pep when they do the treble.
Until Qatar buy us this is all free money shiiite including the Saudis, right to reserve judgement reserved if we get a Sheik of our own.
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Newcastle haven't spent billions yet have they?
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More than they could have done without what is the Saudi sovereign fund, poor little Newcastle my ass they are sitting on the biggest mountain of cash in world football, plus Ant & Dec can just feck straight off the smug tw@ts
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Do not besmirch the good name of Ant & Dec
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God forbid I have a pop at Schofield

comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 12 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 26 seconds ago
comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 39 seconds ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 1 minute ago
Saudí money for another Middle East state sweet fairytale
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Cmon this is a top achievement
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You will be wearing a sky blue frilly skirt next and swooning at Pep when they do the treble.
Until Qatar buy us this is all free money shiiite including the Saudis, right to reserve judgement reserved if we get a Sheik of our own.
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Newcastle haven't spent billions yet have they?
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More than they could have done without what is the Saudi sovereign fund, poor little Newcastle my ass they are sitting on the biggest mountain of cash in world football, plus Ant & Dec can just feck straight off the smug tw@ts
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Chelsea are the only club in the world who have spent more than them since the takeover. So whilst there's no doubt that Eddie Howe has done a terrific job, the narrative that they haven't really splashed the cash doesn't really ring true

comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 18 seconds ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 26 seconds ago
comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 39 seconds ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 1 minute ago
Saudí money for another Middle East state sweet fairytale
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Cmon this is a top achievement
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You will be wearing a sky blue frilly skirt next and swooning at Pep when they do the treble.
Until Qatar buy us this is all free money shiiite including the Saudis, right to reserve judgement reserved if we get a Sheik of our own.
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Newcastle haven't spent billions yet have they?
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More than they could have done without what is the Saudi sovereign fund, poor little Newcastle my ass they are sitting on the biggest mountain of cash in world football, plus Ant & Dec can just feck straight off the smug tw@ts
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Do not besmirch the good name of Ant & Dec
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God forbid I have a pop at Schofield
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The more likeable one or his brother the presenter?

comment by Spurtle (U1608)
posted 10 minutes ago
Hopefully the relegation battle will come alive on the last day but I think it will just be something of a damp squib. Very poor end to the season...once again.
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Yeah Everton will have few difficulties in beating Bournemouth. Bournemouth have the worst defensive record in the league against set pieces. Everton only ever score from set pieces so I think we all know how that will go

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 45 seconds ago
comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 18 seconds ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 26 seconds ago
comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 39 seconds ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Franko Cantona - 👓 a 🐮 in the (_•_) (U22187)
posted 1 minute ago
Saudí money for another Middle East state sweet fairytale
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Cmon this is a top achievement
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You will be wearing a sky blue frilly skirt next and swooning at Pep when they do the treble.
Until Qatar buy us this is all free money shiiite including the Saudis, right to reserve judgement reserved if we get a Sheik of our own.
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Newcastle haven't spent billions yet have they?
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More than they could have done without what is the Saudi sovereign fund, poor little Newcastle my ass they are sitting on the biggest mountain of cash in world football, plus Ant & Dec can just feck straight off the smug tw@ts
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Do not besmirch the good name of Ant & Dec
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God forbid I have a pop at Schofield
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The more likeable one or his brother the presenter?
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Barcelona doing their bit to see Espanyol get relegated.

With a serious face, too. .

Valencia have been fined 45,000 euros and given a partial stadium closure for five matches following the racist abuse of Real Madrid forward Vinicius Jr.

Vinicius, 22, will not be suspended after being sent off in the 97th minute of the 1-0 defeat.

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 16 minutes ago
Valencia have been fined 45,000 euros and given a partial stadium closure for five matches following the racist abuse of Real Madrid forward Vinicius Jr.

Vinicius, 22, will not be suspended after being sent off in the 97th minute of the 1-0 defeat.

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The stuffed suits at Liga headquarters have finally started feeling the heat.

* stuffed shirts.

England squad for the upcoming Euro 2024 qualifiers against Malta and North Macedonia:

Goalkeepers: Jordan Pickford, Nick Pope, Angus Gunn.

Defenders: Ben Chilwell, Eric Dier, Marc Guehi, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Harry Maguire, Luke Shaw, Trent Alexander-Arnold, Kieran Trippier, Conor Coady.

Midfielders: Harvey Barnes, Conor Gallagher, Jordan Henderson, James Maddison, Mason Mount, Kalvin Phillips, James Ward-Prowse.

Forwards: Phil Foden, Jack Grealish, Harry Kane, Marcus Rashford, Bukayo Saka, Patrick Bamford.

Bamford

comment by Gillespie Rd. (U18361)
posted 11 hours, 26 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 16 minutes ago
Valencia have been fined 45,000 euros and given a partial stadium closure for five matches following the racist abuse of Real Madrid forward Vinicius Jr.

Vinicius, 22, will not be suspended after being sent off in the 97th minute of the 1-0 defeat.

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The stuffed suits at Liga headquarters have finally started feeling the heat.
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Suspensions are handed down by the FA, not La Liga.

Actual England squad:

GK: Sam Johnstone, Pickford, Ramsdale

Defs: Trent, Dunk, Guehi, Maguire, Mings, Shaw, Stones, Trippier, Walker

Mids: Bellingham, Eze, Gallagher, Henderson, Phillips, Rice

Forwards: Foden, Greelish, Kane, Maddison, Rashford, Saka, Wilson

That's worse than my fake one above. Mings ffs:

"We have picked the strongest squad we can," says England boss Gareth Southgate.

Once again not picking players based on form.

Phillips rarely plays for Man City.
Henderson shouldn't be anywhere near.
Mings should be even further away than Henderson.

Where is Pope? Keeper of the year for me. Is he injured? He played against Leicester.

Pope's having hand surgery I believe.

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 4 minutes ago
Pope's having hand surgery I believe.
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Fair enough.

Longstaff should have been in the squad
Rico Henry from Brentford
Konsa before Mings